How many computers do you have right now?
One, two, three, and to the four...
Seven
I don't know
>>54250180
1 thinkpad, 1 acer laptop, a few old, barely functioning laptops, 1 samsung galaxy s4.
that's about it.
>>54250180
6.
But only 3 works fine.
>>54250255
seven is magic
Five.
>>54250180
Four.
ThinkPad T420 w/ Xubuntu 16.04
Dell OptiPlex 745 SFF w/ Xubuntu 15.10
Lenovo G50-80 w/ Win10
PowerMac G4 gigabit Ethernet w/ OS 9.2.2 and OS 10.4.11
If you include mobile devices, nine.
IPod classic 4th gen w/ Rockbox
iPod touch 2g w/ 4.2.2 jailbroken
Moto G 1st w/ CM 12
Samshit galaxy tab 3 lite w/ 4.2.2
Lumia 640 w/ WP10
2
>>54250180
Let's see. One desktop and four laptops (a very old Fujitsu,an Amilo, an Asus and the one I use everyday which is a Clevo). I also have an old desktop with no GPU, but I don't use it anymore.
>>54250180
>1 desktop
>2 thinkpads
>3 raspberry pi
>2 scrap laptops laying in some box
>one desktop
>old workstation for VM playground, homeserver
>old chinkpad for inbred brother that installs malware every 2 weeks
>Dell xps 13 for me
>raspberry pi that sits idle since no more Ethernet ports open on router
Proxmox on workstation, kodi on pi, Arch on the rest
4 desktops
2 laptops
2 raspberry pi
5 that work.
General purpose only?
Server, Desktop, laptop, tablet, phone. Others exist, but I'll almost certainly never turn them on again.
Probably won't turn on the server either. I don't have any tasks worth the nose and energy consumption.
>mbpr (openbsd)
>"old" (~2 years) system 76 bonobo laptop (weighs approx. 37 tons) (debian)
>file server (freebsd)
>router (netgate whitebox) (openbsd)
>beagle bone black (currently doing nothing, unless you count chilling in an altoids tin) (debian)
>nexus 4 (cm)
LG G3, HP Prime (calculator), Samsung Smart TV (my 4k monitor), Asus Taichi (laptop)
I've sold all the ones I don't use daily
>>54250738
oh and my desktop (i'm really not paying attention)
>>54250180
One laptop (Ubuntu 16.04)
One gaymen desktop (Windows 7)
soon:
One Thinkpad T430S (arch loonix)
One home server (ubuntu server)
one raspberry pi 3
>>54250738
what do you use your calculator for
>>54250180
talk about lazy animation, her fucking hair makes it obvious
>>54250180
Vernacular computers (what you mean when you say computer) - 3
Electronic computers - like 7
Any computers - infinite.
Anything can be a computer if you try hard enough.
>>54250180
>knowing the exact amount
Fuck if i know people give me random crap all the time cuz "anon you're good with computers take this broken piece of shit"
>tfw you're to much of a jew to say no
>>54250180
I dont know how many dicks are in your ass?
>>54250180
Five, not including my botnets :^)
5
What i have now
1 main battlestation
2 laptops
1 ipad
1 smartphone
I had about 6 desktop pc before 2 of them were macs
100
>>54250180
First... we, as humans... must ask ourselves, what does it mean... to... be... a computer
seven. giving one to my grandma though so she can have a facebook machine that doesnt run on a shitty pentium 4
Five unused rasberries
Four broken Thinkpads
Three substandard tablets
Two little smartphones
And a desktop used for gaaaaaaaaaming
>>54250180
2laptops
3fixed PC's 1 of theme is waiting for reinstall
1 imac and 1 raspberry pi and 1 shitty old laptop waiting for puppy os to be put back on
one personal computer
bunch of I don't know if it qualifies computers
Five. Six if phone counts. Shitloads if stuff like gayman consoles/routers/mp3 players/PDAs count.
>>54250801
Probably numbers n shit
Do VMs count? Laptops? Tablets? Phones? Switches and routers?
About 10 just including desktops, laptops and RPis.
And Benio a cute.
>>54250180
Seven including phone and a few SBCs.
>Acer M3-581tg w/ Ubuntu 14.04
>Dell XPS 13 w/ Windows 10
>LG P705 w/ Android 4.4(?)
>BLU Win Jr LTE w/ Windows Phone 8.1
I use dell and blu daily. I need to update acer but dont have any usb lying around. I bought blu because it was cheap as fuck and does whatever i need. Lg was failing to fulfil its duties, it was so laggy i missed calls from people because it froze up when answering.
~15 in normal use, say another 15 in occasional use and probably around 20 just gathering dust.
Two. A Macbook Pro 2014 (core i5) and a Macbook air 2015 (core i7).
Acer one Netbook,
XPS Laptop,
2 Custom built gaming desktops,
Old Acer desktop unit for 3D printer,
Poweredge 9300 for home server,
Laptop for TV in bedroom,
Dell Laptop thats never used.
No mobile devices such as phones / tablets.
Rent 2 dedicated servers both running Citrix Xen and around 7 VM's.
>>54250180
NCIX 2011 Custom PC
Lenovo ThinkCentre M82
Wintel Pro W8 PRO (lol chinkshit)
MK808B Plus (Android-on-a-stick)
HP Envy m6
Sony Vaio S (broken screen, using as a drink coaster/remote access)
ASUS EeeBook X205TA
Galaxy S4 Mini
Sony Xperia SX (lol japan)
Dell Venue 7 (lol tablets)
>>54250180
1custom pc. 1store bought pc + laptop. So 3, all working.
1: Dualboot Arch/Win7
Not including gaymer machines, phones or micro computers. 3
Custom desktop
Thinkpad x220
Late 2013 rMBP 13
>>54250180
Two Thinkpads, a desktop, a backup desktop and a raspberry pi.
a whole bunch and the only thing i kinda need is a server for vms. i run 2-4 vms and my laptop is basically done even with 16gb ram.
Dell XPS 13
Surface pro 4
>>54250180
A custom built desktop
Another custom built desktop
Thinkpad T520
Some Acer laptop
2x Dell Latitude CPi
Raspberry Pi Zero
>>54250180
8, 6 are stolen.
>>54252065
kek
>>54253111
damn you've got a sony vaio S. you don't see many of those nowadays
>>54250180
Main desktop, mITX desktop, Metabox notebook, Home Server, several other old laptops I no longer use
Custom built i5 980ti gaymin PC
HP compaq 8000 small form factor thingy
Dell optiplex gx280 running lxbuntu
Custom built PC AMD fx 6300 + gtx 760
Custom built PC amd apu+ gtx 760
Late 2006 imac
Toshiba 27 inch all in one/ i3 8gb ram
-
Streaming devices plex etc.
Nexus player
Apple TV 1
Roku streaming stick
Xbox 360 (broken diskdrive)
-laptops
Toshiba satellite c575-s7304 (have a dead one 4 spare parts) locked bootloader like all toshibas they were parential hand me downs
Toshiba c55d-b5212- meme tier screen, 1366x768
A cool old gray toshiba i tried to do installs on several times but the hdd is prolly fucked or something.
A toshiba laptop with a safari mesh pattern on the lid
I threw out a p4 and xeon machines the other day.
>other junk
Galaxy S5
Ipad mini x2
2ds blue edition with r4 card
Bent iphone 6
Out of all this shit i use my laptop and gs5 only really. Nexus player i always chromecast junk to
Idk if i have anymore computers eh probably.
Oh yeah rpi 2b
dell p3
generic p4
core2 hp box
thinkpad
octane
------------
20 others in public storage
All of them
>>54253416
Jamal...
>>54254078
I've seen a negro maybe ten times in my life.
And yes I look into the mirror more than that
>>54254153
>mfw there are under 200 black people in this town.
Out of 4,000, but still.
>>54254194
>mfw town is ~2000 people
>only ever see blacks in memes on the internet
>>54254256
You can see how many there are with this. https://suburbanstats.org
And it isnt just blacks that that number was, its any race other than white/latino.
Muh gaming rig
Thinkpad
Nexus 6
>>54253608
Half of that shit belongs in a dumpster.
7
Acer Chromebook 11
Dell Inspiron 15
Acer Aspire One
R30, T42 and R52 Thinkpads
And an old as shit thinkstation I don't know the model of
>>54250623
Nigga, what the fuck do you need 3 raspberry pies for?
>>54250180
seven (1 netbook, 2 laptops, NAS, desktop 1 RPi 1 Model B, 1 RPi 3) thinking of acquiring 2 more RPi3
>>54254518
Breakfast, lunch and dinner obviously.
About 20, give or take a few.
>>54250180
5 4 laptops 3 of them thinkpads. Used to be 1 thinkpad but I want to get into maintaining and mods ling the hardware.
My desktop is the only thing with windows the rest linux. And even that I switch back and forth on while failing to get hardware passthrough working. Next time I need to buy a motherboard that makes it easy. Too bad there's no good reason to upgrade since performance is going no where.
>>54254574
Wait I should add a freenas server to this in my closet. Also three raspberry I don't have in use anymore since I figured out how to move that shit to chromecast and freenas jails. Pfsense on an old dell also if that counts.
>>54253416
Give us details.
If you're including mobile devices you might as will include any calculators
>>54250180
7
2x own build
4x servers
1x notebook
>>54250180
8 not including mobile devices or any partials
Two PCs, two laptops and a tablet.
One laptop and a tablet haven't been turned on in months
2
1.macbook rose gold. the latest one:))
it very light!! and pruuttyyy:)))
2.my old windows laptop. it became very slow so i bought the macbook.love it its fast and final cut pro is perfect for editing videos for youtube :))
7 but I only use 2, the other 5 haven't been setup in months
>>54255710
tets or gdfu
Six.
I use my desktop and T420, and I have four old builds, one used as HTCP and three as dust collectors.
In use?
A desktop, a phone and a laptop. So 3.
I have 2 lappys in the closet and about 4 old phones not in use.
And i guess my prog calc counts, though i dont use it anymore
25+, couldn't name them all but I know I have 16 blades. Plus a bunch of servers offsite, but I don't think they count.
In active use server day, only 2. Desktop, and seedbox.
>>54250180
Household: 4 laptops, 3 tablets, 2 phones
>>54254423
Stfu fag i dont keep shit pcs
20 something
One.
If you count phones, 4.
>>54250180
Three not counting mobile devices.
What episode is that from? I want to make a much better version of it.
>>54250180
2 desktops
Macbook air (no os x, dont worry)
rasp pi
home make server
travel pc (me and my mate have a half stacker each so we combine in his room because its small)
>>54250180
1 desktop
1 mini atx emulation stream box for the telly
1 laptop
1 SHIIIIIITTTT laptop that I just can't let go
> desktop
> laptop
> phone
3
A notebook, a netbook and a RasPi
>>54254518
Mbp for torrents
T60 for guests
X230 for programming
Mac mini for pro tools
3570k + 980 for games
RPI 3 for projects
6s
2 zte paragons. 1 as pmp and ereader.1 as a remote for mbp.
>>54257635
the fuck is that?
>>54257635
kys weeb
>>54257654
Oh a t400,an iBook,a 4s,and a parts desktop too.
>>54257484
>I don't keep shit pcs
yeah okay
4
a desktop
a thinkpad t420
a shitty asus netbook
and a garbage alienware laptop(...)
>>54250180
2 desktops
>>54257635
>she is a raspberry pi, not your waifu
>>54254316
>tfw only 2% nig
feels good
Classical: 2, laptop desktop
Neo classical:5,add there smarty phones
What the fuck are you doing: 8, add ps2,ps3, and pstv
Working and active: one desktop, two laptops, server, HTPC
Out of order: one laptop, two old desktops (a 386 and a 486), enough parts to build another two computers
>>54257752
Its the small form factor one actually
>>54250180
uhhh. a lot
1 Desktop:
- i7 4790K @ 4.2ghz
- 16GB Corsair Vengeance RAM
- 512GB Samsung SSD
- 3TB WD Black HDD
- Gigabyte GTX 970 (;_;)
and a Surface Pro 4, the top spec one. It's bretty gud, I had some display driver issues when I first got it but it settled in nicely and it's great for watching stuff in bed when I'm too comfy to go sit at a desk.
Thinking of building a NAS and porting all my movies to it so I can stream them to any device on the Wifi network. Then might see if i can get a wifi-capable projector/some sort of usb dongle to attach to a normal projector so I can have movie nights. Either that or just putting a few 6GB WD Reds in my current PC, Setting them up in RAID 0 and having that one drive shared to the whole network. I'd rather not use up all my PC's bandwidth when someone wants to watch a film however.
3 desktops (two in use, one lying around), one laptop (lying around) and one phone (in use).
I also have enough tech components lying around that I could get away with building a fourth.
5, but i only use 2 atm
1 prebuilt, windows 10, AMD, fm2+, gaymers case PC
>>54250198
You rappers think you're rich, but you're really dirt poor
>>54257635
beautiful
>1 desktop that will start but not pass any boot screens
>1 laptop with a busted fan
>1 working chromebook
I'll replace the fan in the laptop one day and maybe have someone check out the desktop to get that working again
>>54257635
>RPI
Waste of energy.
>>54250180
Uh... one?
Who keeps old computers?
>>54265293
>not having a laptop for travelling purposes.
oh wait.. you never leave mummys basement. shut the fuck up you arch fag. Some of us have real things we are doing and travelling because we have real jobs.
>>54265293
>not having a backup and a backup for the backup
"Computer like things"
fx8320 + gtx770 desktop (Windows 10)
Lenovo y410p (Windows 10)
Lenovo 11e (Manjaro)
Lenovo x120e (Ubuntu Server)
2006 mac mini (OSX 10.7)
Athlon x2 old gaming desktop (not running)
OLPC XO-1
"Other"
Zenfone 2 (CM 13)
Fire Tablet (CM 12)
Moto G (unused, I should probably give it away to a friend)
>>54250180
2 laptops
>>54265333
I never owned a laptop
I live on my own since 7 years ago
I don't use Linux
You missed the mark so much so many times. What the fuck is wrong with you? What is all that projection about?
>>54257685
A cluster
>>54250180
9
5 are in use.
A server and a laptop.
>>54250180
5 I guess
>Laptop
>PC
>2 raspberry pis
>PPC Mac Mini
>>54250180
To many...
Desktops: between 12 and 15
Laptops: 7
Tablets: 2
Pocket PCs: 2 or 3
Vintage PCs: 1 (TI-99/4A)
(Help me)
>>54267159
forgot..
Servers: 2
![pat-sajak-435[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/T3X0I8S.jpg "pat-sajak-435[2].jpg")
>>54250180
a shitload
>>54250180
20? I think. only about half of them are in working condition though, and one's never been turned on. anyone need an XFX nForce 790i board?
>>54250198
SNOOP DOGGY DOGG AND DR DRE IS AT THE DOOR
>>54250180
4x active high end desktops of varying age
3x high end retired desktops
23 legacy/hobby systems ranging from a 286 to a SGI Fuel
2 laptops
2 tablets
>>54250180
2
1 laptop and 1 desktop
>>54267757
>One, two, three, and to the four
>SGI Fuel
have any need for an Octane or Indy? octane has good skins. no idea if either of them work.
>I need an SGI multilink adapter for my 1600SW
sadface.
>>54250180
Two.
Laptop and Desktop.
>>54250180
Two
>>54257635
really great menu senpai, did you code that? What do use the cluster for?
