Worst news. Daughter is a macfag
>>54231411
no, i'd kill myself
worste news. being 32. use linux. mother has been doing a virus scan on her macbook for 24 hours. i say macs shouldn get a virus. she asks why i use laptops"AKA anything not eing a mac windows"
>>54231411
I kill her and her son, and then tell her husband his wife and his wife's son are dead.
>>54231411
>expecting preteens to be anything but normies
>>54231411
>install homebrew
>install mit-scheme
>give her a copy of SICP
>she becomes enlightened.
>more womyn in stem.
she becomes your son's boss.
Im too old for the Mac vs PC fight anymore, if anything let people keep Macs so they'll leave linux and windows alone
>>54231411
women are supposed to use macs and apple products. it's gross to imagine a woman that uses windows or linux. i would be more disturbed if my daughter wanted a windows gayming rig or a linux thinkpad because that would mean that she is ugly and/or a lesbian. If my son wanted a mac or apple product then I would be worried because that would mean that he is either extremely autistic(autistic to the point of being unable to communicate without mac's special autistic software they just released, not autistic in the /g/entleman way where he's a good programmer) and/or gay.
>>54231411
Wait till it breaks or tell her its been compromised and all her pictures are going to get revealed.
Use the state of fear to buy her a windows 7 machine with all updates turned off.
Allow her the smartphone of her choice cause she'll whore it up even more if i try to repress too much.
id take away her mac charger cable and id also stop feeding her so i can watch them both slowly lose charge and die.
>>54231411
I have sex with her to show my dominance
>>54231411
Mac user? Meh. It's yours to suffer with. Call cripple support when it doesn't work.
Windows just works TM.
>>54231411
give her a good anal pounding, that'll teach her
>>54232246
this. i want my daughter to use mac products and not be a blue haired GRRLS CAN CODE TEWWWW type
>>54231411
I'd rather her be a macfag then her having daddy issues and decide to take 50 nigger dicks to spite me because I didn't buy her a mac. I ain't fixing it when its broke though the only IOS I know is cisco.
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>>54232246
My sides, KEK
>>54231411
I'd Rape her until she begs me to install Linux, than I would spank her while I install fucking Gentoo. Than after a long had spanking and corner time, I would rape her one more time for good measure and tell her if she ever uses Windows or Mac again, her asshole is next.
>>54231411
yes, death to all emacs users
>>54232246
agreed
I bought my 14 year old an iPhone because they're simplicity is ideal for children and elderly. She's perfectly happy with her PC though. If she wants a Mac she can save up (she has a job already) and buy it herself.
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>>54233502
this is fucking awesome!
that would show macfags not to fuck with us
>>54234076
And here's the 13 years old
>>54231411
She can't be a macfag without me buying her apple products.
>>54231507
>macs shouldn't get a virus
When will this meme end? That's why they're so vulnerable, no one thinks you need an antivirus
>>54234111
hey! fuck you negro, l'm an Oldfag, I've been here for three months and this is officially my 10th post.
<nice three consecutive last numbers by the way.
>>54231411
i'd shove my 5" android in her usb c port
>>54231411
There are worse things to be than a macfag.
>>54234591
yea, and a gay nigger like you would be one of them.
lol rekt.
>>54234630
> You must be at least 18 to post on this board
>>54231411
Go through her panties and bra drawers and sniff them.
>>54234676
>you must be this tall to get on this ride
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>>54231411
i would disown her up to 3rd generation
I'm not a macfag so I don't have anything of value I could disown her of.
At least my daughter is successful in her life.
>>54231411
There is only one thing you can do OP, tell her father. This isn't something a step dad should be dealing with.
>>54236691
i watch "whats on my mac" videos by females on youtube when im stoned.
>>54231411
>she has a job and can afford a good laptop
What's the issue here?
>>54238478
dude weed haha
weeeeeeeed
woooo haha
im so high man
lmao
>>54231411
if that's your daughter OP, you should totally stick your penis in her vaginals
>>54232246
i wanted to protest but then i remembered that i'm both ugly and a lesbian
>>54231411
Depends if this is my daughter or my wife's daughter. Pls revert more accurate info.
>>54240009
get out cuck
>>54231411
No. It's literally ok, to like mac it's a girl thing.
>>54232246
we have a verdict
>>54240728
but he didn't mention anything about having sex with her
>>54236691
Wife's... daughter...?
>>54232246
This, unless my daughter genuinely games with me.
