Did you make the cut?
>>54230244
>how meme are you
C ansi is mai waifu
>mfw use all of the ones in the bottom row and voting trump 2016
>>54230280
[TRIGGER WARNING]
Did you make this, OP? It is awful, even if it's supposed to be a joke. You should feel bad. I really mean it.
Haskell
2ez
Where is my beautiful perl?!
>>54230244
stop making these you faggot. the fact you keep changing the rankings after getting btfo in every thread proves you don't know shit about anything.
I use both c# and js. Where does that put me? I use c# for all algorithmic programming, and I use js for everything else. Basically learned c# just to solve project euler problems.
>>54230244
>C#
>Not pajeet tier
>C# and Haskell at the top.
The neckbeard tier is the most confusing. It seems like a bunch of languages OP had no familiarity with so he just lumped them in and put an ambiguous face on it.
>>54230244
>Garbage collected Go
>On Torvalds level
Hahaha no.
Fuck off OP.
>>54230645
Lisp is also GCed.
I literally use every layer here except for acne man
why the fuck is rust at the bottom though
>C
>above C++
fuck whoever pushed this meme into the /g/ mainstream
>mathematica above matlab
Swap Haskell and Fortran.
Swap Pascal and Lisp.
Wait, C# is Woz-tier but C++ is Ron Swanson-tier?
>>54230398
umm... the butterfly next Larry Wall is Perl 6
>go
>not in hipster tier
>C#
>not in prajeet tier
>wosniak above linus
son...
>>54230244
C# is a disgusting language Cameldeep, stop memeing and learn something useful.
>>54233333
look at this guy
>no D
all you niggas is gay
>>54231241
>SJWFox
>>54230244
speed, computations: c, c++, fortran, rust
speed, language processing: go, perl, lisp, maybe ruby
convenience, general purpose: python, java, scala
convenience, web: ruby, python, javascript
safety, correctness: ada, rust, haskell, scala
special purpose: r, matlab
absolute fucking shitshow beyond any comprehension: php
pick your poison. mine are c, python, ruby, rust and scala.
>>54233333
>C# is a disgusting language
in what way?
>>54230244
>tfw Torvalds-tier
>>54230244
>mfw not on the list
Go is shit for hipsters
>>54230244
>no VB
>>54233558
it's the same as C#
>>54233475
It's basically Visual Basic 6 with a few added features? Christ I know C# but I'm not dumb enough to put it on my resume.
>>54233604
>Visual Basic 6
is nothing like .net, you're stupid if you think they're remotely similar.
>>54233604
>It's basically Visual Basic 6 with a few added features?
opinion safely discarded
>>54230244
>Matlab above R
Nigga please
>>54230244
I'm either posting in a troll thread or OP literally knows nothing about programming languages, because lol @ that image
>>54233657
>lol
>@
fuck off
>>54233664
Oh yeah sorry, this thread was pretty serious until I ruined it with an at sign
>>54230244
tfw Go is comfy to work in
I took a C++ class once and passed. It was just for fun though and I've forgotten everything since.
>>54230244
>torvalds
>go, lisp and matlab
I thought he only knew basic and C
>>54234298
oh and x86, fucking obviously
presumably sh and make as well
>>54230244
Why is Fortran neckbeard tier? It's literally only used in Academia, HPC, and obscure industrial shit.
>>54230244
You tried this a week ago. Your opinions and background are hilariously obvious and you're still missing a handful of well-known and incredibly useful set of languages from your list while including some fairly questionable choices.
>>54230244
>Sausage Fingers above Linus
>Matlab and C# not shit tier
>Ada and Mathematica top tier
>C, C++, perl, python not top tier
>Fortran not great tier
gtfo Pajeet
>>54230244
What ignorant faggot keeps making these threads and putting C# at the top and C++ at the middle?
Also: Swift. All the features of Obj. C with a cleaner syntax. The Cocoa and Cocoa Touch frameworks. At the bottom.
Get your head examined OP.
>or maybe just poo in the loo
>>54235275
This.
Also:
>Ruby (PERLs successor) is bottom tier
>Scala (probably the best functional lanugage out there) is bottom tier
Triggered.
>>54234321
And in the whole numerical simulation world.
>>54230244
So do I get rated by the language I use most, know best, or what? 'cause right now I'm three tiers at the same time.
>>54233604
>thinks C# is anything at all like fucking VB6.
How do you fucking remember to breathe at the start of each morning you fucking retard?
>>54233604
>It's basically Visual Basic 6 with a few added features
>I know C#
Sure you do senpai
>>54230244
>matlab above anything
>C# above anything
ok brah
I'm in all tiers but Pajeet, what does this make me?
>>54230244
>implying python isn't sjw tier && implying Rust isn't the future of systems programming
LAMP systems are the best to maintain web services
PHP is definitely pajeet tier, but that doesn't mean it's bad.
The may may about PHP being bad was only true a few years ago.
>>54235773
No Pajeet, PHP is still terrible.
>>54235773
>php
>not bad
anon pls
>>54235785
Hey, Ruby on Rails poster.
I suggest having a look at the improvements introduced into PHP in the last few years. PHP is still far from perfect but they've been putting in a good effort to fix it.
>>54235815
The problem lies not within PHP itself, but the fact that allows you to do a lot of shit coding (similar to JS).
Even if they miracullously managed to enforce good pratices onto PHP you'd still see a lot of terrible legacy code out there..
so at this point pajeet is basically synonymous with a person who has a real job?
>>54235916
pajeet detected
>>54235885
I understand your point, but I view the laissez faire aspect of PHP's code regimentation to be a strength.
Why should a language baby programmers through the whole process?
Why should a language force programmers to adhere to a style dictatorship imposed by the authors?
I also feel PHP teaches programmers the importance of good practices considering how easy it is to spaghetti yourself. And it's useful for being able to tell the difference between a good and bad programmer.
>>54233451
>c, python, ruby, rust and scala.
i bet you dont know any c
>>54235956
PHP is a lame language where you need to sanitise each fucking functions if you don't want security holes
>>54236024
Well that just means you have more control over sanitation, indicating PHP is a lower level language than some alternatives.
I don't see that as a bad thing.
As I said, it's a good language to scope out the good and bad programmers. In my experience PHP coders will almost always write spaghetti for their first big project, but if they start doing all of the best practices from their second big project then this is a good coder, if they continue writing spaghetti this is a bad coder.
With other languages it can be a lot more difficult to know if you're wasting your time on a hire or not. With PHP, it's so damn easy.
>>54236071
>that just means you have more control over sanitation
kek
>>54230244
>go python c# lisp all better than java
What have you been smoking?
>Inb4 c# miscrosoft zamarin cucks
>>54230244
>matlab
>implying
Whyat;s that butterfly language
>>54236201
It's an obsolete language called perl. Python replaced it years ago.
>>54230244
No saying my level. This pajeet is clearly shit-tier and always will be.
I use one from each level, what am I?
>>54235815
Nah, it's still shit.
I know C, C++ and Java. Literally the only useful things in embedded IC world
>>54230351
If that triggers you, than it worked
>>54233451
go, rust, c++, lisp, perl
in that order
>>54236275
How so
>>54230307
[NIGGER WARNING]
>>54230398
You don't even know the new Perl logo.
Granted, it's very gay, but still.
what's a good book to learn ada ?
>>54236327
If you're not triggered you should've ignore it in the first place
What's with all the hate for Ruby as of late? Because the syntax is readable?
There are 2 types of programming languages. The one that nobody's using and the one that everybody's complaining about.
>>54236368
Not that,dammit.
Why is only C/C++/java relevant in embedded processor. How about other languages?
>>54236422
Oh
We convert an algorithm into a series of executable lines (not my job), compile it and write it on mask rom (also not my job) and then package and testing (my job).
Why do we use C/C++/java? Because demand in the industry.
>>54236333
>>54236642
>demand in the industry
kek, the industry doesn't know shit about good programming tools
Love how there's lots of people here who think this is some numerical ranking or some such shit.
>>54233451
Ada belongs in the speed categories as well, and I'm not sure why you think Python is general purpose.
>>54236847
Yes and why would they? Why would your freezer need perl or ruby-tier programming anyway?
>>54230244
only insecure neets make these threads
prove me wrong
>>54230244
Photoshop == Op Level
>>54237300
I'm a secure NEET and I make these threads.
/proved
>go
>meme web gc'd language
>torvalds tier
>rust
>functional systems language
>triggered tier
OP I think you goofed
>>54233333
fifts of true
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oddZ7Iy.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
NIGGA C# LMFAO
OFFICIAL RANKINGS VALID FOR ALL TIME
![H2JLU9J[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/TJgoxIu.png "H2JLU9J[1].png")
>>54230244
LUA
because computercraft
still better than RUBY, fuck you.
>>54235974
i have done more work in C than in any other of those.
>>54236881
you're probably right about ada. python is general purpose because there's a fucking shitload of libraries to do pretty much everything you'll ever want with. to me, python is the 'just werks' language. everything that doesn't require speed or otherwise specialized performance, i glue together in python.
>hating on fortran
Eat shit. I can tell when I'm not wanted.
>>54233333
witnessed the truth
>>54230244
>tfw did small projects in half of them
>tfw my favorite language is not on the list
What's my level?
>>54238782
>not writing 6502 assembly or FORTH using red power 2
>using computercraft instead of opencomputers
Fucking kill yourself you pleb tier faggot
>>54230507
> algorithmic programming
kek
>>54230244
cpp here!!
>>54230507
>algorithmic programming
Also known as "programming", you fucking tard.
>>54230244
>Groovy not pajeet tier
>>54238981
No, none here. Go to /b/ if you want that.
>>54230244
c#/wolfram/go/python/lua/ruby/js
at least not pajeet
>>54238411
Retard
>>54231276
C is for simpletons, old programmers afraid of change, and software engineers.
> I accidentally said simpleton twice.
>>54230244
haskell (still learning), c++, and python
>>54230244
It's so funny because it's true. If you did this, good job.
>>54230244
tfw literally woz and linus tier
>>54231482
Matlab is basically java and is pretty slow.
Mathematica is less nig rigged.
>>54230602
>Haskell not the best
enjoy typing
int main (double *args, char array[1000])
instead of
main xs cs
enjoy no function composition
enjoy no type system such that when your program compiles
it 99% of time will work as you wanted
enjoy no monads
>>54240616
enjoy never having your program ran
ever
>>54230507
>I use C# for programming
>Everything else I use JS
My sides
>>54230244
Choose and choose wisely
>>54230244
>Java is Pajeet-tier
>C#, Microsoft's implementation of Java on the .NET framework, is Wozniak-tier
>Matlab and Mathematica listed as languages
>>54238737
underrated
>>54240656
can someone make a go lang waifu?
>>54240656
>Perl only thing that gets shit done
>>54240656
>no fortran family
f77, the milf
f90 & f95, her hot daughters
the newer ones being teen/loli
Is Fortran a meme now? I had to learn it because Geophysics a year ago, and over the last couple weeks I've been seeing it all over the place on /g/
>there is any ranking other than pay levels
>C# and Java are two tiers away
lol fuk off kid
>>54230244
I have more than one level?
python and JS are what I do the most at work. meh
C# master race
>>54236071
You and I both know that Indians have NO control over sanitation
>>54230244
C++ master race get out normie reeeeeeeeeeee
>>54240616
>implying i can't just func main(){...}
>implying no first class functions
>enjoy no type system such that when your program compiles
>implying that's proper English
>implying Hasklel invented function arguments
>>54236071
>Well that just means you have more control over sanitation
huehuehue
>>54240616
>enjoy no monads
I do every day, famalam.
>>54230244
>Have used Fortran, Swift, Lua, C, C++, Ada, and Go
>Competent with Go, Lua, and C
>Go is my daily driver
>looking to really finish learning Fortran and Ada, maybe Swift the Linux adoption does better
>also want APL/J/K so I can write gibberish, Z80 assembler for a project, and Plan 9 C because its the best C
If anyone takes anything away from this blog post, do fall for the Go meme. You won't regret it.
>>54230244
>clojure
>second last tier
Good one bud
>>54246406
>do fall for the Go meme. You won't regret it.
This.
>>54230244
I can't program in any language so I'm lower than the triggered girl
>>54246431
Convince me.
>>54231276
>>54240556
You are literally worthless if you can't program in C and need to resort to baby languages like c++ or the vb-tier c#
>>54230244
This is terribly inaccurate.
>Java makes the most money
>Is black
Nice meme OP
>>54246470
I like to suck cocks so fuck me hard daddy: The Post.
>>54246465
Performance one to two times that of C++. Easy thread-safe concurrency. Unified code formatting and being one of the few actually simple languages makes it easy to learn and maintain. You can check the source of almost any random project and quickly understand what is going on, because there aren't 300 different ways to write 5 lines of code. Python-tier of extensive standard library. Static type inference, so you spam types less. No need to architect type inheritance trees. Efficient use of memory. First class functions. Only 20-40 ms GC pauses. That's off the top of my head.
>>54246754
>GC
Can't use for a game engine then.
>>54246807
That's true, Go probably isn't for safety-critical or game like projects. On the other hand, if you want to build the services that handle everything other than the gameplay (login/auth, social, achievements, statistics, matchmaking) Go might be worth looking in to.
>>54230244
>tfw intermediate in C++ and Python
>match up the only guy I don't recognize
I don't even know who I am.
>>54246807
Yeah, 40 ms is a bit too much for fast-paced games. C++ is still the go to language for those. Go is more for random applications, tools and servers. However, for a realtime game server, I'd use Erlang or C++.
>>54246857
I see what you mean, but I'm an autist who needs code homogeneity.
>>54246966
Thought so. Would love to use it on a separate project.
>>54230244
Most retarded list I've seen in a long time.
Rust is a better, more modern C++.
Prove me wrong faggots
(protip: you can't)
>>54230244
>>54230244
>no assemlby
>>54247396
(You)
>>54238930
4chan is an 18+ only website
