My qualifications:
Oracle Certified Professional, Java SE 7 Programmer
CCNA Routing and Switching
CCNA Security
CCNA Wireless
CCNP Routing and Switching
CompTIA Security+
CISSP: Certified Information Systems Security Professional.
Let's talk
What's the best poo sorting algorithm?
>>54224822
Nice mustache.
>>54224847
Never heard of "poo sorting algorithm". What problem do you wish to sort?
>>54224854
Thank you
>>54224822
What's the best street-cleaning algorithm?
My windows freezes when I connect to Wi-Fi, help plz.
poo in loo pajeet
>>54224887
Are your windows closed or open, sir?
>>54224867
I mean how do you manage poo in your code?
>>54224887
Answer these questions:
What OS are you running?
What steps did you take until you received this error?
Have you tried rebooting the system?
>>54224881
What you mean?
>>54224910
I don't know what "poo" in code is. Can you please elaborate? Thank you.
Rajyeshwar
What's the best algorithm to use to find the optimal street to designate for shitting?
>>54224911
Windows 10
Turn on PC with button on CPU > Turn on Windows > Connect to my Wi-Fi using the ithernet cable.
Yes.
>>54224822
>mfw an Indian guy with this many certs had to have cheated on at least one of them.
pretty sure all the Cisco cert tests are posted online, with answers, and frequently updated by all the Pajeets who are desperate for a better life. That's why they get the job and then don't know shit, because they cheated on their tests. Just sayin.
Go to the cheating cert test websites and 100% of the comments are speaking Hindi, Punjabi, or Arabic.
>>54224931
Poo is what goes in the allocated loo, don't tell me you don't sort your poo in any way
>>54224955
>mfw I have no face
>>54224822
wat u saying u son of basterd bitch
Also, take the poo to the loo, Pajeet. We don't appreciate curryniggers around here.
>>54224822
rajesh
sandeep call me to tell you that microsoft need a new shill for windows 10 anniversary update
be ready to shi- open win10 threads on /g/ this summer
love, pajeet
Do indians use "poobar" instead of "foobar"?
>>54224982
K E K
E K E
K E K
>I might actually start doing this on Stack Overflow.
>>54224982
We say "foobar"
>>54224949
Restart and try again
Rajyeshwar
wat is this u are all saying about the poo? india have space program we do not need to be janitor for poo
>>54224955
I did not use braindumps on my certs
Rajyeshwar
Where are shekles my friend?
Hyper-V, ESXI, XEN, CITRIX or other?
>>54224982
No, just Windows Media Player
>>54225027
>mfw indians will be first to shit on a moon
>>54225131
I heard /g/ is a friendly place.
Rajyeshwar
>>54225131
There's already neil armstrongs shit there
>>54224847
PooSort
>>54225164
go to reddit if you're looking for slightly serious discussions
>>54225239
What's the running time in Big O notation?
>>54225257
O( N log(shit) )
>>54225255
OK Thank you
Rajyeshwar
>>54224822
Hi there OP
Why are you signing your posts with a misspelt Indian female name? Don't want to sound suspicious or anything but it's almost like you are actually some pale-skin unemployed failure who is raging against the people with superior talent who took his job away from him, by posting intensely poor quality bait. That can't be true, can it OP?
>>54225381
Only a pajeet could be this dense to not see OP making an anti-pajeet thread
>>54225381
my fucking sides
>>54224822
My Windows 10 installations say I haff Whyruss. What do pajeet?.
>>54225422
click or tap the network icon from the system tray. Locate the network you want to connect to and click or tap on its name.
Let me know if this fixed your problem.
Rajyeshwar
why can't indians code properly? why do they take forever to churn out mediocre code?
are they too busy defecating outside?
>>54225473
There is 1 indian in my company (we're pretty far off from the more populous cities), and his code is literally the shittiest. My coworkers and I hate cleaning up after the cunt, he writes 3x more code than necessary, most of it useless, some of it not working as intended, and half of it not actually solving the problem at hand. Still no idea how he has the job
Do you believe P = NP? Why out why not?
>>54224822
Is this darth kovic?
>>54225381
lol, dude just post your shitty copypasta about india becoming a world superpower by 2030 next time.
or just stop shitting in the street, you fucking pajeet faggot
>>54225539
The great Vinay Deolalikar at HP proved P=/=NP
https://www.win.tue.nl/~gwoegi/P-versus-NP/Deolalikar.pdf
Rajyeshwar
>>54224854
I agree you are rockin that mustache sahed.
>>54225607
Yes that was a """""shitpost""""" as you guys say.
ha ha ha ha
Rajyeshwar
>>54225607
A few Google searches reveal that there are multiple flaws with his proof.
http://www.scottaaronson.com/blog/?p=458
>>54224822
Why do you go under a different name over on
http://hireindianprogrammers.com/company/our-team.php
And why is your qualifications different there?
Might want to hire you as a project leader depending on the answer
>>54225768
Only a pajeet would be dense enough to think OP is really him
>>54224822
is that you?
>>54224949
>button on CPU
>CPU
goddammit pahjeet
>>54224982
underrated kek
D E S I G I N A T E D
E S H I T T I N G
S H S T R E E T
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>>54224822 tl;dr
and career advice goes in >>>/adv/
>>54225131
>indians first to create a designated shit spot on the moon
fixed
>>54225873
brother?
![Steve-customer-service1-mldjntyqmato6hlybs1gbegei83m8ln4ngc0wpklqc[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/f2Q29n0.jpg "Steve-customer-service1-mldjntyqmato6hlybs1gbegei83m8ln4ngc0wpklqc[1].jpg")
>>54224822
You may be qualified for Customer service if
you have provided answers to our questions in a courteous and prompt fashion.
>>54224822
The real Murugan has a solid foundation:
Custom PHP / MySQL, HTML5 / CSS3, Smarty Templates, Integrate OOPS Concept, Magento, WordPress, Open Source.
10/10 would hire
