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APPLEL BTFO
>http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/04/12/473965971/lost-in-translation-study-finds-interpretation-of-emojis-can-vary-widely
Literally unable to communicate with the rest of the world. A key sign of autism.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>iphonefags with LITERALLY rush to defend this
>>54013797
Emoji communication
![acrosstextconversation-cropped-1-768x404_custom-6cbe3f89950c9fcf00e6ffb7fea06df90c7d0fb4-s1600-c85[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/aqvHCtD.png "acrosstextconversation-cropped-1-768x404_custom-6cbe3f89950c9fcf00e6ffb7fea06df90c7d0fb4-s1600-c85[1].png")
>>54013797
Example of how this affects you.
All the apple emojis look like the shit emoji anyway. Android ones have sensible design and look like they didn't come from a early-2000s chatroom or forum.
>What do you do for a living?
>Study little yellow faggot anime faces people send to one another
lol you've gotta be borderline retarded to not realize thats a super happy face
>>54013797
Where's Mozilla on that?
>>54013844
>4chan user
>date
>>54013844
implying /g/ users would go on a date with a real grill
>>54013797
>emoji
Theres only one emoticon I need :^)
that microsoft one is pretty creepy
![426d5d9155c35c44e66980c4187f6bab[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Af7CNAQ.png "426d5d9155c35c44e66980c4187f6bab[1].png")
:100: :100: :100:
>>54013844
lmao nice try dickface that doesn't affect me at all I dont go on dates
>>54013874
My professor calls that the California girl "smile". The one where you pull your mouth back and bare your teeth at people thinking you're successfully feigning happiness.
>using emojis
Apple looks like an angry chink
Microsoft looks retarded
Samsung almost looks like it's cumming
LG looks constipated
Google looks like it's about to burst into laughter
>>54013844
That's clearly a happy face, Bill is just a retard.
I don't really see the problem because I use words to communicate.
>>54013962
>a picture is worth a thousand words
>lol let me just write out words instead
nu-intellectuals, everyone
>>54013978
Why bother posting that reply? Just meme the poor guy like this.
>>54013844
It affects who again?
how can people ever interpret any of those faces, whether they be apple's or (god kill me) microsoft's, as negative?
they're the ones with autism
>>54013962
I prefer using images and words inside of images
welp, i know how that feels, my android phone displays :o as a super pissed of face. it took some getting used to.
>>54013797
emojis are fucking cancer
>>54013844
>/g/
>girlfriends
>girl
you mean Trapfriends
>>54014043
I never said anything about a girlfirend?
>>54014020
because apple face looks kinda like the face you'd make for "yikes"
When will the world learn that every thought, every phrase, every subtle nuance can all be conveyed with a picture of an anime girl?
>>54014121
if it does happen, it sure as hell won't be that smug mf
>>54013959
Abby's the one who misinterpreted it.
>>54013797
Wow Microsoft's face looks like major ass plus Samsung is too jap for my taste. LG is decent-ish, but Apple is literally Microsoft with make-up (3D graphics) and Google has a good looking emoji
G
oogle>LG>Samsung>>Apple>>>Shit>>>>>Microsoft
>>54014121
This is a fact that must be recognized, but also yet another indication of how feeble an instrument language really is.
>>54013797
Why do they all look so shit?
"Recognizing emotional facial expressions, an ability already impaired in many of those with autism, tends to get worse over time, according to new research from Georgetown University."
>>54014685
What is this expression trying to convey?
>>54014738
Autism
kebabtime
>>54014738
Thingken of world peace
>NPR
whatsapp and telegram use apple's on all platforms so what
![3318BAD000000578-0-image-a-107_1460465801608[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/r68Qbmu.jpg "3318BAD000000578-0-image-a-107_1460465801608[1].jpg")
Am I the only one who finds the microsoft emoji absolutely terrifying?
>>54017066
yes they are weird
>>54013797
Samsung a cute
>>54017102
>sunglasses emoji
How unsettling.
>defending Android emoji
>caring about this shit
I want neo /g/ to leave
>>54013797
>android
>dollar store emojis
>>54013841
why does this meme always crack me up? this is like the only thing from r9k that doesn't make me cringe or barf.
>>54013812
>>54013797
There's literally nothing to defend. The fault is with people, not the platform.
Apple is sterile of course they use more neutral looking emoji.
>>54017066
Google and lg only correct ones
Lg confirmed best nexus phone maker.
>emoji
>not using these
( ･ิω･ิ)'ing at everyones life
>>54013797
Why does the Microsoft emoji look retarded?
>>54013844
Literally everyone born before 2000 has been so programmed by Messenger and AIM to filter out emojis from conversation.
Those two images are illustrating a point that two normal people born pre-2000 wouldnt ever experience.
The ??? also represents another age gap, where someone born pre-2000 would say "oh no, you're mistaken. The date went well!" Instead of just ???
And we lived in a time when texts had character limits smaller than Tweets.
>>54017233
Emoticons eventually get filtered into emoji, you realize this right?
>>54017102
It doesn't make any sense.
Anyway, I think all the emojis look like shit for each company.
There should be a standard.
>>54014043
would you date a /g/irl?
>>54017144
lol looks like a ziptied ballsack xD
S-so you mean those emojis this gurl sent me aren't real?
>>54014715
Only Apple and Microsoft's look shit. Google's is fresh as fuck and LG is a straight up handsome.
>>54013844
Jokes on you I don't go on dates
>>54017183
>dollar store emojis
>that people actually interpret properly
>>54013797
What the FUCK is going on with microsofts?
>>54017066
Holy shit, it ALL makes sense now.
Apple, twitter, facebook and that other shit.
All of the worst normie shit looks fucking dumb
>>54013797
This is the happy face
Not Apple's fault retards implement the wrong thing
>>54017066
When do we get more exquisite emojis?
>>54018251
http://emojipedia.org/school-satchel/
>Turning a randoseru to a regular backpack
>>54018292
![doitus4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ur4UUmg.jpg "doitus4[1].jpg")
>>54013920
> The one where you pull your mouth back and bare your teeth at people thinking you're successfully feigning happiness
>>54018456
>>54014738
just taken a shit
>>54014815
in the process of taking a shit
>>54019665
Rude!
>>54017130
>I came here to laugh at you
But I use that emoji all the time, and my phone is a Moto E with Lollipop, and I don't use it to convey happiness
Only emojis that matter
>>54013797
>>54017066
100 hours mspaint etc
>>54013962
あなたはあなたが超おもろいと思うね
「漢字はフェイクだろう」と言ってるね
バカヤロウ
Fuck artificial organs, WE NEED EMOJIS NOW!!!!!!!!!!
>>54017259
(y)(y)(y)
>>54017102
what the fuck is up with the tengu's nose
>>54017066
>Apple
>FB
>>54019973
>emoji
Nah m8 you're a cunt, we need emoticons. (H)
>>54019954
Moonrunes aren't words m8.
It's like emoji aren't real but emoticons are. (&)(@)
nobody talks with greenbubblefags anyway
>>54013797
>that MS one
>>54020083
Probably designed in powerpoint, like the Windows 10 UI.
>>54019782
What is the 100 emoji meant to convey?
>>54020281
100%.
Emoji's are just new pictorial moon-runes, for moon-runish people.
Nips are pushed on tests and being the best at school/work/whatever thus the 100(100%) emoji.
It's just to brag/tell other people that you got 100% on some test or equivalent.
Remember /g/, ban emoji's use emoticons. (ci)
>>54020281
>>54017268
Kimoji don't ŧ‹"ŧ‹"ŧ‹"ŧ‹"(๑´ㅂ`๑)ŧ‹"ŧ‹"ŧ‹"ŧ‹"
>>54017066
>4chan version
>>54013797
Is that seriously Apple's happy logo? Looks like he's taking a shit.
>>54017066
>grinning face with smiling eyes
>smiling eyes
Emojis are the technological equivalent of eye cancer. Fuck DoCoMo for inventing them.
>>54018475
Which is honestly how most Americans smile, since they believe that only the mouth part of the face is responsible for conveying this emotion.
>>54020420
The mozilla one is worse.
>>54020448
It's the face Apple user make as they get ass fucked by their faggot CEO.
>>54013797
who cares i use :)
Holy fucking Ctrl+f "plain" returns nothing in this entire shit thread
Am I even on /g/?
What the fuck happened to people defending plain text smilies
Is everyone here underageb&?
>using emojis or emoticons at all
If you do this, you're a faggot who types like a child. Exclamation marks are pushing it, but they can be ok in moderation.
>>54020471
I'm sure Japan didn't have an annoying emoji subculture and stuff like pic related didn't look like shit like other renderings.
Putin stickers in Telegram are everything a man needs to express his emotions.
>>54020900
Gimme that pack name son
>>54021067
https://telegram.me/addstickers/putinstickers
>>54021136
Thanks!
>>54020009
(H)
>>54013797
i don't know what the apple one even is intended to represent, it's like an angry forced smile with gritted teeth
the microsoft one is fucking scary, what the fuck
the samsung one is the cutest, followed by lg
google's is ok, but feels non-human to me
wtf happened to ascii? :)
>>54019782
Words cannot convey my hatred of that laughing while crying emoticon. I want to brutally murder anyone who uses them.
>>54014121
what about cute anime boys?
>>54019782
Samsung's Emojis really remind me of MSN Messenger emoticons.
>>54020479
There's never a reason to really smile when a dirty Europoor like you is in the room.
>>54017233
(´･ω･`) Pls respond
the fuck
ITT: Lies
>>54020012
that's a penis
>>54017144
>>54013844
Bill's a friendzoned cucked male feminist (aka FZF) for even having this conversation with his oneitis slut Abby. He deserves what he gets for being her "listener" while she brags about all the black cocks she sucked.
>>54014228
Weird that someone on /g/ doesn't know how phones work. Though, I guess you may just not know how the apps that let you talk to people work.
>>54017259
>I'M MAD THAT PEOPLE AREN'T AS OLD AS ME
>>54017144
Wtf? Nsfw
>>54021641
those bring back memory
>>54021520
>>54022327
Underage and b&
Just in time for google to change them in Android N :v)
>>54013844
Who the fuck has that sort of conversation, some kind of normal fag?
I get laid, and never text cute little remarks about my social life. Fucking faggots.
>>54018475
Holy crap this is too perfect.
>>54017144
Except that's wrong...
>>54022438
It would be better if each phone just sent sent the image information to be included in the text rather than rely on a platform-dependent pool of emojis.
Anyone agree? So long as emojis are just a few kB of data (I don't see why they would need to be more than that), this should work if the developers of each respective OS stopped trying to create a monopoly.
>>54022606
Technically it isn't
They only changed it to >>54022235 in 6.0
>>54020479
If they're smiling like that it's fake.
It's actually generally accepted that that specific kind of smile is a way of communicating "I need to act happy but you really better fuck off"
>>54022622
>In GSM environments, an SMS message can contain up to 140 bytes (standard 8-bit bytes) of message data.
No, "a couple of kB" won't work
Emojis are just normal characters that are depended on the fonts on the device that's vieweing them
>>54022015
kek'd
>>54013797
2000s: ios has emojis
2013: other OEMs make their own emojis and say that apple emojis are shit and autistic despite the fact they are the ones who copied them
ios emojis are the closest to the original dumbphone Japanese emojis.
>>54022628
No, I have a phone with 5.0 and it's correct.
>>54013797
From left to right:
Hipster. Autistic. Jap. Korean. Geek.
(Even though I hate Google and use alternative services).
>>54022622
Or just have a set of public domain "standard" emoticons that can be spliced into a typeface by the author. The esoteric Unicode symbols don't seem to change much from typeface to typeface, so that's a good pattern to duplicate.
The Apple smiling emoji reminds me Chris Chan's drawings.
>>54022680
And that phone is...?
>>54022679
>apple invented emoji's
555 come on now
>>54022704
HTC One M7.
>>54022709
I said that ios emojis are the closest to the original ones.
>>54022714
Then you have HTC's emojis, not Google's
>>54022722
Yeah, nah
These were the "original" emoji
>>54022755
Those are good.
>>54022755
>=3
>>54022755
see the first emoji on your image? it doesn't smile. ios emoji (in OP's pic) doesn't smile too. other platforms do.
>>54022320
Right side of the screen is the user's text.
Bill said he was on a date and appended a smiley
Abbey gets the text from Bill, but the big smiley on the iPhone can be interpreted as a look of shock >>54014073 and so sends her condolences
Kys :^)
>>54013797
Makes sense.
is le shitposting face :^), but android users (aka socially inept autists) can't into sarcasm and mistake it for genuine laughter.
autistlets, when will they learn?
>>54022679
>Steve Jobs was on a trip to Japan to promote the first iPhone just released in America. He was there, because in Japan, cellphone technology was so much more advanced iPhone did not automatically sell itself.
>There was a problem. The iPhone was missing many features that the Japanese have grown to love so many mobile operators turned their heads from the iPhone and Steve Jobs' offer.
>>54022728
Only certain android 4.4 systems had the incorrect emoji.
>>54022790
Jesus fucking christ you guys are dense
See how it says GOOGLE next to the emoji?
Those are emojis used on Nexus phones
Most OEMs change them to their own, that's why you didn't have the hairy ball sack heart
>>54022804
ifags who don't understand that android is more than one set of phones with one firmware configuration
>>54022804
It was fixed in 5.0 you sperg. Calm down and take your pills.
http://blog.emojipedia.org/android-50-emoji-changelog/
>>54022839
>>54017144
yellow=skin colour
google=humour
>>54020900
>>54021067
>>54021136
Does anyone know how to make a telegram sticker pack in one go, instead of uploading every png one by one to some stupid bot?
>>54017066
Holy shit Facebook looks like he's in pain.
>>54017066
Microsoft design overall are the wackiest fucking decisions ever
>ਸਾਨੂੰ ਰਾਜੇ ਸੀ
>>54022861
>>54017144
Cute ball sack.
>>54019782
>>54019782
someone post that perfect emoji with the cat
>>54013797
Remember when emoji were not images?
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
>>54023133
>>54023133
>>54023246
Or did you mean this one?
>>54023241
Emojis were always images
You're thinking of emoticons
>>54022541
Exactly my thought process seeing that pic
Fake ass texts for advertising
But it's encouraging me to shittext from now on
Highest tier
:^)
Okay tier
:~)
:)
Bad tier
:-)
Shit tier
*smile emoji*
>>54023308
What about :v)
>>54023317
Bonus hidden tier.
>>54023308
>mfw
:c)
>>54023330
What about :u)
>>54023246
This is it
Don't know why but I Really Really like this image.
>>54023262
Is there any way to use the stock Google emojis on an LG phone? Seriously these are awful
>>54023365
only if you have root
>>54023343
Requires evaluation tier.
>>54023365
If you have root there's a utility for it
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.stevenschoen.emojiswitcher&hl=en
>>54023350
Save it my friend.
>>54023392
What about :>)
It's the :^) face but looking straight at you
>>54023411
Merchant tier.
My personal favorite is ( ´_ゝ｀) but that's in a different category.
>>54013844
problem here is that you're using sms
>>54023508
>yfw unlimited SMS
why use anything else
>>54023527
What?
Why use a shitty inferior platfarm that cant even group text/send files/pic/videos properly?
Everyone has free sms that is no excuse
>>54023558
MMS is an extension of SMS
And that can group chat and send pic/videos
Also what's in the pic you responded to can happen in texting app that doesn't override emojis with its own
>>54023569
>And that can group chat and send pic/videos
Very poorly. Doesn't even compare to something like Whatsapp. Not even close.
Whatsapp uses same emojis for everyone, that is what I meant. Fucking americlaps
>>54022774
Do you have your own name at the top of the conversation?
>>54022774
>thinking user name at top of text log
Nigger what? Its this way even on flip phones over a decade old
>>54017066
>>54017986
would nut on
>>54013797
how homosexuals smile when talkng it up the bum. Thanks, tim cook, for that.
>>54025307
"taking". fuck i need coffee.
>>54017259
So that's how you explain this?
>>54013844
>2016
>dating
>ishygddt
>>54017066
I want to protect Samsung's smile.
>>54025334
>>54023308
:=3)
>>54025334
>>54013844
I haven't send a text in 7 months. And that was to my mom.
>>54025334
sweet god, save from this hell
My Mom thought the crying with laughter emoji was a sad one and she used it when my Aunt's dog died.
It was pretty hilarious.
Reply if you'd like to subscribe to my blog for more.
>>54026663
I'm sorry that your mom passed away, anon.
Interesting, I was just in a situation where exactly that emoji was in question. You even posted it in the same hour it happened
spookd
>>54013870
>>54013841
>>54013930
>>54014006
>>54014032
Yeah we should all just be blind retards and pretend we don't live in culture because epic hate memechine.
Meanwhile fuckin gradeschoolers are calling eachother cucks.
>>54025334
>>54023308
(C:)
>>54017066
I can't look at Mozilla's and not think of a lemon. Why would you do that?
>>54025334
>>54025334
>>54027819
>>54027819
This is what happens
>>54025334
What a ringing endorsement. Even the bookstore says they'll put you to sleep.
>>54013797
Android had emojis before apple did fyi.
>>54028281
Apple retroactively invented emoji though.
>>54026690
Subscribed.
>>54028032
and 4chan's already using it
>b-but im using ironically
>>54028775
wat
>>54013930
This. It may be time to put the crayons away and grow up folks.
>>54017066
Samsung is kawaii as shit.
>>54028789
4channers whine about emojis calling it cancer yet they use it ironically to shitpost
>>54013797
Not technology
Please kill yourself
>>54028993
You can't lump everyone on 4chan together.
>>54013930
>>54013962
Girls find them cute. If a girl is angry at you and you feign regret with a cute little guily/begging for forgiveness emoji they'll be on good terms with you again
bitches love smileys
>>54029375
Humans are weird. Most other primates and animals show their teeth when angry or threatened. We do the opposite. Why?
>>54029694
I sent that bitch a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/sarahburton/hell-o-imac#.ww35GpyVL
post more shit articles
>>54013797
microsoft is legit nightmare fuel
>>54029694
Humans do the raised top lip thing too. Smiling is raising the corners of the mouth, which seems to only incidentally show teeth, and only if it's a big smile. I'd say we used to show teeth like other animals, but after becoming more social, only communicating with other humans was important, so it didn't matter. Clenching the jaw is more usual, and is more of a battle-readying than communication.
>>54029694
To be fair, we also show our teeth when angry or threatened. Similarly, while most animals avoid eye contact, humans seek it out, unless the other person is angry and/or you feel threatened. We still have those instincts, we just ignore them when everything's okay.
>>54022053
( ・∀・) I'm a DQN with a Shobon fetish!
( ´∀｀)8====D (´･ω･)
>>54017259
>where someone born pre-2000 would say "oh no, you're mistaken. The date went well!" Instead of just ???
no they wouldn't you le wrong generation retard
Who the fuck even texts anymore? Everybody I know just spams facebook messenger incessantly, and as far as I know FB's emoji are the same between platforms. (Not that I'd really know, though, since I don't make a habit of messaging teenage girls.)
>>54025334
Thats just a prank or something right?
>>54013797
>/g/
>Technology
>>54025334
>>54029694
it's not about the teeth, you smile with your eyes. If you look at someones mouth when they're smiling you usually misinterpret it as sinister.
>>54017066
>samsung and mozilla are the only ones that even remotely resemble happiness
maybe LG to a small degree
>Apple
>Microsoft
>HTC
>EmojiOne
confirmed for inhumane barbarians
>>54026752
>Meanwhile fuckin gradeschoolers are calling eachother cucks.
Holy shit, really? What do their casual conversations sound like?
>>54021641
right in the nostalgia. these are the benchmark emojis for me
>>54031547
Mozilla's ears make me nervous
>>54021641
>>54031681
Now my feels hurt. Why would you do this??
>>54031658
You cucking cuck, go cuck back to your cucking house
>>54031699
>Cuck cucking cuck, cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cucking cuck
ftfy
the future of 4chan
>>54013797
how's the apple one negative? i always tought it was a happy face, and all the people i talk to also use it as a happy face or a "yay" face
