How do I become a a leet haxor?
It's hard to do but possible.
The first requisite is that you're not a muslim.
Wear a hijab.
>>53941961
this. You're not a muslim right OP?
>arch
>rice
>edit txt through console
>>53941961
>>53941976
Yes, I'm a muslim girl. Why?
>>53941934
buy a mac
learn some krav maga
learn to pick locks
--at this point you're 50% hacker-
rent malware
rent exploits
hack as much as you can
>>53942014
Then abandon all hope.
>>53942052
WTF?
>>53942014
You aren't OP
>>53941934
> be me
> be in a high school library
> be surrounded by twelves playing flash games and quoting livestreamers
> pull out android tablet
> ssh into home server
> run pacman -Syuv
> sit back and watch the normies lose there shit
>>53942270
At that age the Internet didn't even existed.
buy a mac and watch the original matrix movies a coupke of times.
>>53942118
jewish people.
you are jewish arent you?
dont you know that the goyim are doomed?
>>53942270
>>53942342
I don't know what the fuck are you talking about.
install gentoo
>>53942339
I consider Mr. Robot a superior series.
>>53942362
>>53941934
leet hackers dream in code
>>53942014
POST TITS
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>>53942462
this
>>53942429
How do I aquire autism?
>>53942462
This
>>53942462
>>53942492
dream in code
>>53941934
Muhammad raped a nine year old.
She was fucking nine.
>>53941934
why do all these muslim woman dress retarded hats like that?
>>53942492
>>53942546
what retarded hats?
>>53941934
the nigress is about to smack her lips
>>53942612
How many minutes do I have to look at this?
>>53942676
*smacks lips*
WE
>>53943380
WUZ
>>53943662
KANGS
saving thread with bump
>>53942546
>hats
>>53943223
until you feel the autismo power flowing in you
>>53942429
i literally sometimes dream in code.
its really abstract and hard to describe.
>>53941934
I'll tell you the most effective hacking method.
Hang out at a community college computer lab. I guarantee you that plenty of folks who don't know any better are gonna let Firefox remember their passwords. All you have to do is collect them after they leave.
>>53941934
learn cd
>>53942546
because it makes them look prettier you dumb shit
>>53947090
>prettier
allahu akhbar
>>53942462
>>53942350
old meme is old, wifi works on arch by default
>>53941975
A black hoodie and a ski mask is actually necessary to be a decent hacker.
A hijab can approximate the effect, though ideally you'd need a burqua.
>>53947323
>Not Guy Fawke maks
>>53942534
Atleast he didn't trip on an ANONYMOUS image board
>>53948540
>>53947323
>No fingerless gloves
>Not blasting synthwave through your speakers.
Get on mah level
>>53942546
Because their beauty is their curse, cover the hair and face to keep the inner demon whore (within all women) restrained, the husband alone can partake in her fine features. True ownership.
>>53947090
I came here to laughh at you, but yes, I would rather look at fabric than a muslim's face.
>>53948679
Praise be to Allah
>>53947283
Whoa!
>>53948693
allahu akbar
>>53948603
Teach me your ways Mr. Hackerman
>>53941934
Start by know some basic commands that you can set to some macro buttons. These are some old ones I used when starting out, not sure if they still work. Once you learn more you can make your own.
sudo apt-get download pentagon secret files
find & display C:/root/desktop/pentagon secret files -.txt f -name "ICBM launch codes"
sudo launch IBCM -target "earth"
ICBM launch code 1 - ########
ICBM launch code 2 - ########
ICBM launch code 3 - ########
ICBM launch code 4 - ########
... (continue typing to unlock all missiles before finalizing the execution, else they will stop the remaining missiles from launching. Also the faster you type the better it works)
