>>53915754
>getting a girl with a fucking laptop? Lol

fuck off, guilt shill

>>53915754
Op confirmed virgin

>>53915754
jokes on you faggot, i covered my t460 with carbon fiber tape and im racking in the pussy. Bitches seem to think carbon fiber tape is expensive.

>>53915754
The carbon looks sick but I'll prolly be getting the xps15 or the new 15" rMBP when it comes out.

Because the first thing I bring out is my laptop when I talk up some bitches.

>>53916657
doing it wrong bro, got to show them your distro and explain why its the best. Been doing this for a couple of years, and im still a virgin, but i know it will work eventually.

>>53916548
>pussy
>racking in
>I'm

>>53915754
>he thinks that you need a device get a girl

Virgin detected

>>53917441
Girls come up and talk to me all the time when they see me parked in my dads viper with my window rolled down and my macbook pro in my lap.

>>53916750
You're probably just using the wrong distro, bruh. Slackware gets all the bitches wet

someone has the pic with the booty and the thinkpad endless picture of thinkpads and booty on the thinkpad?

girl friend way more expensive then a laptop should of got a gun instead an pop a cap in dis bitches ass

>I would go out with you buy you're using a funny laptop
No one cares about your laptop, it's other factors that prevent most people with Thinkpads getting a gf

>>53918010
>lying on an anonymous image board
You might as well kill yourself right now