>Have to finish assignment in 20 minutes.
>Turn on my pc
>see this
What do
>>53898510
Sue them.
You have literally no excuse. This is why you don't wait until the last minute because anything can happen at any moment. Get fucked.
>Have to make a deposit within 20 minutes
>After hours
>Walk to an ATM
>see this
Wat do?
>doing report
>5 minutes left
>only one small paragraph
>windows has to restart for updates right now
>tfw fell for the winmeme
>>53898563
Go to another ATM you cuck.
>>53898510
>getting cucked by a freaking OS
>>53898510
should take 5-10 minutes at the most, it's not like you cut it that cl-
>20 minutes
you're an idiot
>>53898563
Topest kek
>>53898510
Install Gentoo
>>53898573
You have no friends
>windows
You deserve all the bad things that happen to you.
>>53898568
set your updates to 3 or 4 AM then, unless you want the excuse for more time on the report
>>53898510
use lunix or OSX you have no one to blame but your self
>>53898563
Ask for the user/pass to the bank manager
>>53898510
Consider suicide because you were too retarded to configure your OS.
>>53898583
the only right answer
>>53898655
>admin
>password123
>>53898665
Of course, my bad..
>>53898510
CUCCKED AGAIN WINCUCCK
>>53898563
>after hours
It's your fault.
>>53898510
>assignment to write a simple Java app which simulates a dice roll
>3 months time
>deadline tomorrow
>still haven't started yet
>>53898844int dice = new Random().nextInt(6)+1;
>>53898877
MIT Course Number
6.041 / 6.431
Probabilistic Systems Analysis and Applied Probability
>python assignment
>have to find the max of two integers
>it's due next month
>haven't even started yet
life is suffering /g/
>>53898877
wat do now?
>>53898935
>do my homework please
just google the rest if you want to cheat
>>53898844
>>53898877
Don't even bother with the declaration.System.out.println(new Random().nextInt(6)+1);
>>53898935import java.util.Random;you shitter.
>>53898510
>having automatic updates on
>getting Windows 10 as a "recommended update"
Toppest kek
>>53898510
>having automatic updates enabled
>>53898935
Use ctrl+shift+o to import automatically or hover over the error and click the import link.
>>53898554
Stop acting like a gawd damned adult on reddit-chan!
>>53898510
I-is it ... updating to g-gentu?
It's really for the better. Short term pain for long term gain.
>>53898935
classic
>>53898510
>plug in Uuntu Live USB
>hard reset
>F12 F12 F12 F12 F12
>USB boot
>wait
>wait
>open libreoffice
>???
>profit
>>53898935
Wait
>Lincucks leave assignments until the last minute
No wonder you're all neet
>>53899204
>open libreoffice
>40 minutes have passed
>>53898510
holy shit that screen is awful
>>53898935import java.util.Random;and pressctrl+shift+f
>>53898510
>>53898568
serves you right
=3
>>53898510
>set up windows 7 for grandpa
>0/600
>1/600
12 hours later
>500/600 updates
>>53898510
Install gentoo
>>53898554
dude fuck you, you're not anyone's fucking dad on here
>>53898510
Reboot with a live CD.
>>53898583
/thread
>>53898510
Why do you ask OP? It says right there: "Don't turn off your computer". This is what you do .
>>53898935
Open cmd as admin and run
del %sysroot%/System32
>>53898510
Wipe it and install OpenBSD.
I promise this will never happen again to you after that.
>work on lab report for like 6 hours straight
>take shower
>system update
>everything lost cause apparently I didn't save and word didn't prepare a backup
Not saying it's on word to save my ass but like the one time it doesn't make a back up is the time I needed it. TA was cool enough to extend the submission time though
>>53898844
>assignment in c++
>have to create a supermarket simulator with food items, shopping carts, and customers
>due in 3 weeks
>haven't started yet
>>53898510
you should
>not do shit at the last minute
>not use a shitty OS that fucks you over
eg be an adult
>>53898844
is this the /g/ edition of the
>300 word essay tomorrow
>haven't started yet
meme?
>>53898510
upgrade to windows 7 or gnu/linux
>>53898577
i've had "updates" freeze at some stupid percentage for hours
i've since turned off all updates -- nothing bad has happened in 4 years; wu is malware
>>53898844
>assignment to write python hello world
>1 year time
>I only needed 2 weeks
>>53903261
Still pretty doable
>first day of finals week
>realize that i have a course named advanced chemistry 2
>haven't been to that class since the third class because it was confusing
>don't know where the exam is being held - haven't looked at the textbook in two months anyway so it doesn't matter
>wander around campus, go to student center to check mailbox - empty
>getting dark; start to feel a feeling of hopelessness and lost opportunity
>go to frat house and watch tv
>shits gonna hit the fan soon, but not today
dont use wangblows
>Like 20+ pages of various papers due in a week or so
>Haven't really started
>Barely even have the willpower to wake up in the morning or feed myself
Eh
Be more responsible next time
>>53904138
How could you have fucked up so badly?
>>53898935
Fix that indentation and comment your work you disgusting idiot.
>>53898921
How an earth do you get a month for this?biggest = max(x,y)
