How do I become Elliot Alderson?
>>53850758
by eating dick
>>53850758
By installing Gentoo.
>>53850758
by killing yourself
By changing your name
>>53850758
By becoming Elliot Rodgers
use GNOME
1. Read SICP
2. Learn LISP
3. Read GNU.org
How do I become Jake Amberson?
>>53850864
forgot pic. kek
>>53850758
By being abused as a child (preferably by your father)
Isolating yourself
Take morphine -- but not too much
Have at least somewhat of a brain
Visit c00l h4ck3r ch4tr00m5
Legally change your name
Work for a security corporation
You probably already have most of those checked off, but since you probably aren't willing to put in the work, its impossible for you to become this fictional character.
Try lucid dreaming, it suits your delusional tendencies.
>>53850888
Nice trips.
By installing Kali GNU+Linux
Build wall.
>>53850885
literally who
>>53851051
7h4nk5, 4r3n'7 1 5uch 4 l337 ub3r h4ck3r?
1 5ur3 l0v3 cr4ck1n6 c0d35.
>>53851147
How much more do I have to zoom and enhance before I can crack this code?
>>53851316
13376969 p3rc3n7 m04r
>>53850758
1. do drugs, then detox
2. extort someone into giving you a stupid little faggotty dog
3. install gentoo on a raspberry pi and then ...
4. install the pi in a highly guarded data storage facility's climate control system.
note I didn't include becoming a paranoid schizophrenic, as you've already accomplished this step.
oh, don't forget to make some dangerous drug dealer's dick hard.
>>53850758
you have to kiss your sister
>>53851504
4l50, m4k3 5ur3 7h47 y0u b4n6 y0ur dru6 5uppl13r
l0l, 0p 15 5uch 4 fuck1n6 f46607 XD
>>53850844
Nice dubs supreme friend.
>>53850885
Regularly eat and enjoy pie.
consume drugs
have sex with your drug dealer if female
use kali
become a script kiddie
>>53851539
70p q3k!
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>>53851825
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>>53850758
sage
>>53851902
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>>53852124
l3l
install gentoo.
>>53850845
XFCLXDKDe man myself.
