https://model3.tesla.com/
Unveiling of new Model 3 in 2 minutes.
*Put in any email to watch stream
>>53799550
>Owning a car a company can remotely disable
>>53799550
Who cares. No one on /g/ drives anyways. We just stay home in our basements.
Take this to /o/. We aren't 9-5 wage cucks in need of transportation.
Inpolite S A G E.
>>53799578
All for your own safety, Anon.
Don't you want to be safe?
Don't you want the people around you to be safe?
Don't you want the CHILDREN to be safe?
>>53799596
>No one on /g/ drives anyways
Pretty much this. You rarely see anyone complaining about automotive botnets, so that should be a good indicator. I honestly feel like I don't fit in with /g/ sometimes because I'm not a loser.
>>53799620
As someone who browses both /o/ and /g/, automotive botnets worry me a lot.
>>53799550
>driving the electric jew
>>53799550
Call me when Elon Musk comes up for eco friendly way for me to get from my basement to my kitchen. Only positive thing about this is that in 20 years i won't have to listen to you normies drive by my house.
>>53799550
>puts email in
>Flash plugin missing
Why are you doing this to me...
i don't give a damn about climate change, but i want a tesla
>>53799550
Musk talks like an autist.
>sign up to watch
fuck right off
YOUTUBE stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FLSxJjdnLU
>>53799677
Probably is, lots of visionaries had severe mental "impairments"
>>53799699
thank you
>>53799699
when comparing the two streams both at 1080, the tesla one looks a ton better
>>53799720
once again flash wins
>>53799702
Yeah. But it makes the presentation a bit harder to watch. I really do like Musk though.
>those who sign in have the opportunity to win a new model 3
whoa
>>53799677
>>53799688
>>53799699
Consecutive consecutive dubs
Nice.
>>53799765
Wanna check my 7?
>0-60 in less than 6 seconds
nice
>>53799788
>88
witnessing some serious shit
bretty gud so far
LEG ROOM
>>53799800
JESUS!
>>53799800
god damn
if 9 then the model 3 will be under 30,000$
Paint me unimpressed because unless Bernie Sanders approves Basic Income (AKA Neetbux) nation wide like they have in Ontario, i could never afford this.
In the mean time lets vote for Bernie so we can live comfortably without worry that is up until our economy collapses and we are all sent of to FEMA camps and
communist labor interment camps. Bernie 2016.
>largest building footprint
>second only volumetrically to Boeing factory which makes planes
>>53799882
Why are you here?
>>53799882
sent from my iPhone
>>53799860
>off by 1
>$35,000
Holy shit m8!
$35,000!!! FUCKING YES MAN!!!! I'M GETTING ONE!!!
so a baby model s
wow...
lol they put like a 20 inch tablet in that thing
Ohhh baby
I can't wait to graduate college.
But can you install linux on it?
black looks pretty nice. matte paint?
>>53799945
I'm not watching the stream, why is there no dashboard?
Don't tell me it's going to be like this fucking thing.
so whats the main selling point?
>>53799978
no fucking clue. this was the shortest tech presentation ever. don't know much more than what was posted in this thread, plus:
>autopilot included
>supercharger capable
>115,000+ orders in last 24 hours
not much was really announced
I don't like the nose.
>>53800007
>115,000+ orders in last 24 hours
I really regret selling all my tesla shares back when they were $20 each. I would be rich right now.
>>53799978
No buttons on the dashboard is a disaster in my opinion.
It's so satisfying to be able to do something by feel (like turn on the AC / turn off the radio, etc) rather than having to spend several seconds looking across your 8k touchscreen to find the 50 x 50 pixel button to do it, in which time you have rear ended the guy in front of you.
>>53800019
yea if they wanted to go minimalist, don't put the curves in. otherwise leave the grill
>>53799985
it's inexpensive and electric and you can fit in with the rest of you friends from the genius bar.
>>53799945
Fuck that. Seriously, fuck touchscreen-controlled everything.
You can't just press buttons by feel or memorize their position, no, you have to take your eyes off the road, navigate through menus and find the option you want.
>>53800032
>in which time you have rear ended the guy in front of you
But Anon, that's why you have the Autopilot and Auto-brake features!
>>53799978
They haven't finished the interior AFAIK.
>>53800052
would be nice if they added in some steering wheel controls or make voice activation that works over medium level music. doubt it though.
>>53799596
lmao the weeb rage is real /g/
i wish tesla disabled you moms egg when you were spermed
>>53800052
>you have to take your eyes off the road, navigate through menus and find the option you want.
It's a self driving car you goon
>>53800066
That's not very nice now is it anon-sama
Apologize to anon-kun for your rude behavior.
is it habbedig yet?
>>53799985
Electric car, quick acceleration, good handling
>not having shit range
>not being super expensive
>not being shit
Autopilot
A modern computer in a car, something other car companies still cannot grasp
>>53800074
>>53799978
It's for generation now you fossil. Just look how wrong you are, the picture you posted has a stick shift. Only reason i know what that stick in the middle is is because i saw it in a world war II film and i asked my European Women’s History proff what it was.
If I put down the $1k reserve can I refund it later?
>>53799550
oo thanks for posting, looks cool just preordered.
>>53800106
Doesn't matter now, they're probably already sold out of all the cars that will recieve 7500 off from the government
>>53800111
>barely knows a thing about it and no reviews for it but preorders it anyway.
Tesla is the apple of cars.
>tfw could have preordered a tesla instead of paying my rent
>We were unable to process your reservation. Please try again.
What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
the main reason im hyped for EVs is how low maintenance everything will be. even if the battery drops 50% of it's charge in like 5 years it'll still be more than enough for daily commute.
how much is it?
>>53799596
neo-/g/ should leave.
>>53800159
yep
>>53800133
this is 100% accurate but it's just $1k and a new car in 2018/2019 would be good timing for me so may as well
>>53800127
Will any Model 3s get it? They've already sold 100,000 cars.
>>53800137
There's been 10k+ orders since the presentation ended like 10 minutes ago, their servers are probably imploding
>>53800157
$20k after gov deductibles
prob 12k used
self driving
>>53799578
Because your phone doesn't auto update, right? I bet it's totally safe against that kind of thing
>>53800178
sweet
>>53800178
If you order now, you're not getting subsidies.
Probably like 25k used because battery for first 3 years then like 15k
Fucking tesla shills.
>>53800157
$35k
Pre Ordered one for my wife and my son. Big daddy get's the Model S.
Seems like a the smart way to improve the environment.
>>53800222
Don't even think about solar panels, I hear those release methane and smog.
>stuttering like a first grader
Mustve fried his brain from all the blow.
>>53800238
I already bought 40 panels for my 10 acre property. It feels good to be ahead of the curb saving our precious earth. Anyone who doesn't follow is a menace to society.
>>53800222
preordering for my wife and my wifes son*
>>53799895
this is what /g/ is my friend. why are you, a non-NEET, here?
>>53800297
It's my biological son. He's 15 and is getting his learner's permit. No son of mine will be driving some deadly shitbox.
>>53800315
hey its me ur wifes son
>that interior
Better not be the final product
>>53800297
don't preorder a car for me or my son again -wife
>>53799978
maybe it has some kind of HUD, but I find it a bit disturbing as well
>>53800297
Post more pics of your son tonight on facebook please i haven't seen the little guy in so long
-uncle ralph
>>53800355
I like it. I don't want buttons all over the dash. All the shit will be voice activated anyway so the touchpad complaints are kinda stupid.
>>53800399
Will do Ralph. Hey you pre-order that new Tesla for Donny?
>>53800404
>voice activated
sounds like a delight
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1dRKZyRkpgNxB
them driving the car with that one tablet interior.
so uhh, where the hell can they see how fast they're going.
>>53800419
>needing to look at a display to tell how fast you're going
You can tell by looking out the damn windscreen, idiot.
the front looks really weird in a bad way :(
>>53800448
It's aerodynamic, no need for air intake for engine cooling.
>>53800448
Dude, you are objectively wrong. Who cares when you are saving the environment.
>>53800404
Too minimalist and lifeless for me, I'd probably go crazy after a few weeks with it
The wheel is particularly eerie, something about how smooth and empty it is that makes me want to scream
>>53799945
15 inch
>>53800413
If his application to MIT is accepted it'll be an S so he can keep his CRZ for now until we find out i guess.. but with his girlfriends baby on the way he'll really need something with seats soon so im torn
>>53800052
>no, you have to take your eyes off the road, navigate through menus and find the option you want.
It has a voice-control option, you just tell it to change the volume/pull down windows, etc.
>>53799945
looks more boring than i thought it would
maybe it needs more screens but i guess thatd cut into safety
could definitly use something to liven it up though it's like staring at an empty wall
>>53800460
I mean, judging only the looks, I don't like the front. It probably makes sense for the Model 3, but I'm just saying, I like the Model S front way better.
>>53800461
I'm still getting it. I just don't like how the front part looks. I'd get the S, but I'm poor af ^^
How does the tax thing work?
If you get it for 35k, and the tax credit is 10k, you don't pay 10k worth of taxes for that year?
>>53800477
You know that boy'll do you right and you'll do right for him. A model S is not too much to ask Ralph, you know it's the safest car. Heck that Honda he's driving should be condemned as a death trap. How is Katy and her baby, it's been 5 months right?
>>53800181
Yeah, but that's part of being a phone. There's no base need to have that on a car.
>>53800181
you're comparing an $800 gadget to a 3000lbs moving vehicle
if your non existent wife was having a non existent baby and tesla would not let you drive until you updated you'd shoot the designer in the face
>>53800585
It doesn't stop though, iirc the firmware updates are done on a second nand flash, much like some new isp provided routers.
Once the update is finished it essentially chroots over into the second flash and keeps going - there isn't any downtime whatsoever.
>>53800694
>Somehow updates are like having your car remotely disabled
Defective brain.
>>53800694
hopefully no issues with upgrade but i guess that's a simply time to fall back in that case
anyways giving anyone outside of your trust circle the means to affect critical parts of your life is a loss of liberty that is unnecessary
i dont trust my car dealer why would i start now
why would i extend that to the head office of the company who i'll never even meet face to face
no way
So will the speedometer be a HUD?
>>53800786
yeah i know, slowly but surely
but seriously, dont let dollarfag car manufacturers let you think they need to continuously update your car, that's what the fuck testing is for it's not like it needs to last forever
the day you see a mc'ds add on that screen you'll see why it's bullshit
>>53800824
There is no dashboard. There is only a 15" screen in the center. In the very corner of it is your speed.
>>53800537
if you earn so much that you pay $10k in taxes in 2016 and buy the car, then in early 2017 you do your taxes and get it all back
at least that's how I would assume it works, only did my taxes once
>>53800885
that sucks
Am I the only one who thinks that the dash is just a lazy cop-out? It looks like straight out of C4 Cactus. I hope that they'll come up with something more stylish for the production model.
>>53800885
Dropped
