I don't have a phone...how can I sign up for tinder?
It makes me verify via sms..none of the free ones I searched work and next plus doesn't work either
>>53764929
Get a phone.
>>53764948
I don't need one though...
>>53764929
there are people on Reddit who will sms verify for you for a $1 Amazon gift card.
>>53764929
use okcupid then
>>53764967
That's $1 more than I am willing to pay for pussy
>>53764969
Okc sucks balls. Tried every app basically. Trying tinder before I just pretend to be a Chad thundercock irl and bag the dumb skanks
>>53764964
..I think I remember you from either /o/ or /diy/. I was giving you some protips on switches IIRC. I remember being impressed by the tidy center console install.
>>53765004
Damn that was a long time ago haha. Still rocking the panel. Got a nice 3d printed companion cube for my lc-1 though.
ask /soc/ faggot
>>53764995
>bag the dumb skanks
>implying tinder isn't filled with those
>>53765093
Yeah but it's less effort to plant a persona online and then casually fit into it without complete committing to the act...
Always seemed like skanks thought I was alpha as fuck at first and then I fucked them and then they learned I was just putting a little effort to get the vagina and then it slowly stopped.
Kinda what I want to do now but less effort than talking in person first. Plus getting denied sucks.
What the actual fuck is going on in this thread?
>>53765248
neo-4chan
>>53764948
Buy a cheap prepaid. I don't know if I bought it on sale or something, but I could've sworn I paid $8 for this from BB. I think they include a few minutes of service.
Set it up, sign up for all the services you can think of that nag you for a phone number. Then don't bother to refill it.
>>53766058
Literally only need it for tinder
>>53764964
>>53764982
Something makes me think you aint going to get any…
Contrary to popular believe, girls on tinder will NOT just sleep with you, just because you swiped right on them.
you gotta look good, be social, have friends, entertain them (aka, be anything but a sperging "dont need no phone" autist), until they will even consider meeting you IRL, and then you need balls, experience and charisma to fuck them.
Now, you can learn that stuff (I went from kissless, 30yo virgin on the step to wizardhood to fucking girls on the second date in 2 years), but a phone is kinda mandatory, and if you are that antisocial that you dont have any need to communicate with humans outside of this shithole or IRC or something, well, then you might not be able to learn it.
>>53764982
Oh, boy... Even if you get Tinder AND manage to get date, you are going to have a bad time
>>53766206
Don't need a phone with free wifi everywhere and free text and calling apps. TYL
>>53766218
Saya the cuck
>>53764929
Bluestacks. It's pretty much Spyware so run it on a virtual box but you can download apps and shit
>>53764929
Really digging the crescendo
Just get a fucking phone.
If you get a date you'll need one anyway.
>>53764929
Just kill yourself OP. You're too deep into your autistic ways, there's no saving someone as fucking nuts as you are.
This. >>53766395
How do you expect to arrange to meet up?
You going to have your mom drop you off at McDonald's for your date?
>>53766395
No, free wifi and nextplus
>>53766473
Wow are you all 60? It's called wifi and there are tons of apps that let you call and text on it, absolutely free.
>>53764929
>daily autism thread
>>53766540
>>53766547
And how do you take this free wifi with you everywhere?
And how do you expect girls to take you seriously if you are that poor that you can even afford a few dollars for a fucking prepaid burner phone?
>Hey gurl, lets meet at 7-11, because beer is the cheapest there and they have free wifi!
>Oh, and BTW, dont text me untill I'm there, because there is no wifi in the bus, so you can't reach me anyways
>…
>Hey gurl, I'm there, where are you?
>HEY!!! I'm waiting since an hour, the cashier is already looking at me funny!
>plz, come here ;_;
I'm frugal as fuck myself, but you just sound totally fucked up.
>>53766602
Years ago he'd be, "hey, babe. Start emailing me at this other address. My 40 free hours on this one will expire soon."
>>53766318
>implying you're using an android without cellular bands, or an ipod
Why even waste the money. I use wifi texting, but I still have the option to use SIM cards in the future if I want.
Also, if you ever get a real job (read: not mcdonalds), they'll probably want you on solid contact. Wifi texting apps are shit for receiving calls, for me they never come through, so I always miss them...
>>53764929
Bluestacks. You can also fake your location with it.
>doesn't have phone
>needs an android/apple device to use Tinder app
k. Either stupid attempt at trolling or
>Stop trying to hook up with people using a tablet you idiot
and
>Stop being a poorfag that can't afford to buy cellular service
It's either that or dating amish cunts.
>>53764964
it sounds like you do
>>53768356
>amish cunts.
Damn. Now I want to seduce and corrupt some cute, young amish girl…
Also:
>OP is a faggot
>asked the same shit on /soc/
you clearly dont get how girls work. Stick with your car audio stuff.
