Did you ever fucked up pretty bad for clicking in the wrong place or typing in the wrong thing?
type g to get to google and dem gay porn links came up while dad was next to me, not a very good look lmao
Typed 4cham instead of chan. Got porn. Thankfully I was by me self per usual.
>>53744375
My worst misclick moment: Wanted to show my dad something on the internet.
Forgot I still had porn tabs saved for “later use” all the way to the left. (i.e. first tab was porn, and I was on tab 50 or so)
Accidentally scroll too far.
>>53744392
What did your dad say?
Pic related..?
>>53744495
lol, he laughed but that's about it
>>53744579
Hahahaha
Your dad's probably so ashamed of you
>>53744819
actually he said it's ok as long as I don't do drugs and neglect my school, you tried *pats back*
I accidentally rm'd instead of mv'd my private key right after I paid 300+ dollars to have my SSL cert signed.
They issued me a new one when I called
>>53744375
I updated my arch system.
>>53745442
>paid 300+ dollars to have my SSL cert signed.
HAHAHAHAHA lol you got memed hard.
>Paying for an SSL cert
Just use letsencrypt you stupid fuck.
Wanted to send my friend a YouTube video, send him a hentai doujinshi. Thankfully it was on exhentai so he couldn't view it, but now he knows I read them...
>>53746242
>I don't have a job that pays for shit
>hurr durr he pays for ssl certs
>he doesn't have a free as in beer cert as I have
>I'm smarter than you, because I don't pay for certs
Why are you being such a little bitch?
>>53744375
Miss clicked in Deadman mode
>>53744375
im always afraid that ill click the share button when im looking at porn and that ill send /ss/ to my parents by mistake
who tf puts goddamn share buttons on porn?
>>53744375
Accidentally converted my Windows partition to ext4 when trying to dual boot Linux for the first time.
It was a big deal for me at the time, I panicked BC I thought I'd lost all my uni notes and music production. In the end I just had to recover the files and install windows again.
>>53746571
>having social media accounts
>being logged in to said social media accounts all the time
get out
>>53744375
there's this time I didsudo apt-get remove libsomething *
>>53746594
im never logged in to them
i just get paranoid that somehow they will get logged in
its like fapping using your laptop with a webcam on it
its probably not on but how can you know?
>talking to my friend and a guy I like at the same time, friend on irc and guy on Facebook
>switch to my laptop since I'm cooking dinner
>laptop doesn't focus windows based on cursor position
>I blank out, type a message to the guy, put mouse over irc and blast him about something silly thinking its going into irc
>it gets sent to him instead
>I freak out and panic, close fb and don't open it until the next day
>he seemed to find whatever I said funny, i can't remember what it was, but it was some petty over the top insult
>we end up getting along and still dating 3 years later.
I've had similar experiences where it ended shitily but rather share when it went okay. It ended up being an ice breaker, we talked a lot more after i insulted him.
>>53746620
Tits or gtfo
there was this girl in my calc 2 class that i dug. built up the confidence one day to talk to her, so i talked to her and got her name. later that day i searched her on facebook and never requested a friend cause its weird that i found her even after she gave me her first name only so i didnt want to seem like the creep that i was. then i accidently clicked "like" on one of her profile pictures from 3 years ago
>>53746645
I bet it's some faggot lel
this is why I never use dd and never will
>>53746604
ok this isn't for apt-get but
https://launchpad.net/safe-rm
>>53746645
>tits
>>53746662
you would win that bet
yeah, typed "g" into the email address field and didn't properly check what autofilled in
ended up sending an angrily worded email regarding inadequenices in our processes and system to one of our main customers
also set porn clip to download in background but i set to open instead of save
mum came into room and was talking and then boom - hardcore femdom vid started playing
>"YOU ARE FILTH WHAT ARE YOU?"
>.. whats that son?
>umm fuck my computers been hacked, im pulling the plug
>>53746892
gimme a bet win succ then slut
>Work in a NOC near end of 2nd shift
>1 of 2 cisco routers at remote site needs power cycled.
>Users too stupid to do it.
>Log in to the UPS.
>Kill power to it from UPS.
>Alerts flood in
>Realize I power cycled EVERYTHING.
>Hand it off to nightshift and deny any knowlage of what happened.
I later learned that the stunt killed both routers, 4 of 6 switchs in a stack, and a waas. They never found out.
yeah. i really thought I _was_ the 10,000th visitor.
Accidental rm -f on two hours of work a few times. Besides that, not really.
I once had the /b/ catalog page open when my mom & dad walked into my room. Dicks and traps and scatporn and banana's everywhere. They saw it all. I felt empty.
>>53746562
I feel u bro ;-;
>>53744375
> Be me, 2005.
> So new to IT it hurts to think about.
> Postain on /b/ from work.
> Compiling post in an unsent email reply which was from my bosses boss, planning top copypasta over one post composed.
> Can't remember why, but shitposting "I REMEMBER WHEN NIGGERS KNEW THEIR PLACE"
> Six lines of it.
> Pressing "Ctrl + V" then "Enter" like a madman.
> Suddenly email disappears.
> Lolwut?
> Check drafts.
> Nothing.
> Check sent.
> OH SHIT.
> OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT my way over to sysadmins desk (sysadmin got me the job and is an old family friend)
> He pulls it off mailspool before boss can open it
> To this day, offhand reposes to my statements.. "oh yeah, I remember when [subject] knew their place" from this guy.
> Happily suck it up because muh hero.
And that /g/, was the day I learned "Ctrl + Enter" was a keyboard shortcut for outlook.
>>53750240
You would've been fucked if he didn't like you
>>53746562
This hurts on a personal level.
>>53750280
This was a guy who early in his career learned that just because SOME server HDD's are hot-swappable, a lot aren't. He's seen and dropped plenty of bonehead mistakes, dude cut me some slack.
Besides, he recommended me, so he would have looked like a bit of a fuck as well.
>>53744375
Tried typing 'rm ./*' but accidentally typed 'rm /*' instead. I almost had a heart attack and I probably would have if rm hadn't caught my mistake.
>>53750240
Here's a linux distro that's shitposting to you for no reason
https://aloonix.neocities.org/
>>53744375
I used to work as a discretionary trader. I bashed my mouse off my keyboard causing it to click the buy button on my Schatz futures ladder (German 2yr bond futures). It was loaded with a clip of 200 at the time.
>tfw you bought €20,000,000 worth of bonds by bashing your mouse off the keyboard
>friend having network issues on his computer
>go check it out
>open start menu, type "red" (Spanish for "network")
>REDTUBE.COM/WHATEVER
>REDTUBE.COM/WHATEVER
>REDTUBE.COM/WHATEVER
>REDTUBE.COM/WHATEVER
>REDTUBE.COM/WHATEVER
>his girlfriend was right next to us
They broke up shortly after
>>53746562
Yesterday, when I came to cash in 4 keys
My "friend" got me to type 'sib so' into google image search back when it was still returning "those" results. Pic refuckinglated
>>53751829
Enjoy your freedom while you can.
>>53747481
but my bf
>>53750934
This can't be true.
>>53751829
>>53751854
newcunt here.
what did google image search return?
>>53752062
What do you think?
I fucked with power settings in control panel and shortly after my motherboard fried
>>53752026
quite obviously isn't
Are wattage meters from ebay safe or will they blow up on me and burn my house down?
Switch500MiAway(config-if)# switchport mode turnk
...
...
shit.
>>53752332
cisco stuff?
I hope so cause reading that made me feel like I've actually started doing something this year.
> have a girl over, gonna watch some movie I had just downloaded, forget which one
> click the wrong item in my torrent folder
> mezzo forte episode 2
> video player jumps to the previous position
> gangrape scene pops up, volume loud
> "uh whoops" scramble to turn it off
> she says she likes it and to turn it back on
> now make this "mistake" occasionally when I have girls over
ok humblebrag over. actual fuck up:
> 2009, new to facebook
> hitting up some girl
> she posts something flirty on my wall, really a call-out/shit-test
> trying to think of clever response
> try one thing out, but then decide to change a word so delete the post and repost
> indecisive, do this like 8 times over the course of an hour, def overthinking it
> "wow anon, you must've been thinking hard about that one"
> didn't realize at the time that facebook gave email and notifications every time you respond to someone
> she saw every single thing I posted
> realized I was a try-hard fuccboi, never talked to me again
learning experiences i guess
command + q all the fucking time (when i try to command + w or command + tab) it pisses me off
>>53744375
Try accidentally wiping your hard drive with half a decade of data from high school and college. I was fucking around in a Manjaro live environment trying to set up raid on my other drive when my keyboard malfunctioned at the worst possible time, and I wiped the partition table off my HDD. I could've used forensic software to recover my photos and documents, but honestly nothing was worth saving. I decided I wasn't going to hoard memories like that, because my high school years as a kissless virgin kinda sucked.
clicked 4chan.org on some google result
>>53753030
underrated.
I just wanna leave
