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Have you bought a rubber duck to help you with debugging /g/?
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Have you bought a rubber duck to help you with debugging /g/?
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>>53737818
>Debugging
>implying my apps have bugs
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I use a plush of my waifu to help me debug.
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>>53737818
no i prefer to use my rubber fist
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>>53737846
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>>53737818
you duck sick
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>>53737834
>apps
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>>53737846
debug your autism first faggot
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No. I have a stress ball, though. And a swear jar.
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No, I explain it to a friend when I run into bugs.
He does the same with me.
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>>53737927
so accurate
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>>53737818
I've been considering it
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You're not supposed to get an actual rubber duck, how much autism do you need to have to believe this and get out and buy one?

You just go through the code step by step in your head like a normal person.
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>>53737818
i see someone's been reading classical literature.
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>>53737818
I have one of these, also great for winging at people from across the room
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>currentYear
>people still don't code with ducks

Fucking hell, you all can't be serious.
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>>53741750
i thought from the thumbnail it was swirly pile of shit
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>>53737818
mom bought you a rubber duck because you were too autistic, but it was 30 year ago, it's time for you to move on.
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My cat 'reviews' my code at random. He just shows up and lays right on my fucking keyboard and stares at the screen. He'll suddenly look at me with condescension and walks off, leaving fur all over.
He reminds me of that fucking coffee swilling manager from Office Space. That furball cat of mine looks at me as if he wanted to say, 'I need you to get me a treat in about five minutes, ok? That would be greaaat....'
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>>53741750
>empty exception catchers
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>>53737818
I keep reading stories of people going full autism and talking to the duck in real life.

They're so autistic, they missed the point of rubber duck debugging.
You're supposed to debug the program by pretending to walk through the program with someone else, it doesn't have to be out loud.
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>>53743822
Speaking out loud is helpful. You pick up on little leaps of logic that you might gloss over if you just subvocalize.
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