all this talk about iphones and android phones and shit, well if you're that smart then why is it that you still can't get a gf /g/?
>>53713825
why would girlFriends be a suitable topic for discussion in /g/?
that makes no sense. this board is for technoloGee
If normies can barely figure it out what chance do I have?
>>53713825
>my only counter argument is "get (a)...
>gf
>life
>pussy
>laid
I have a boyfriend instead
I am the gf :3
I programmed my own gf once, she only answered to me and I could play games with her like tic tac toe and solitaire, I actually wrote a load of lewd saying she'd say if she was losing, it got me so hard, I busted a nut just looking at text. That's weird right /g/? Well fuck it, it felt glorious, I think I still have her on a floppy somewhere in the attic. Might find her out one day.
>>53713825
Having another person living with me and constantly checking in on me is like a nightmare to me.
Leave me alone reeeeee
>>53713919
gay
>>53713932
tranny
>>53713932
This.
>>53713860
This
Because 3D is shit.
Wrong board anon desu
>>53713932
>typed his right hand
Because women are stupid
I'm building an AI waifu so great that she won't want to stay with me. So I'm gonna imprison her.
>>53713825
you're not smart
smart people make these phones
you just spend your time drooling what they invent and produce
>>53713988
>I think I still have her on a floppy somewhere in the attic. Might find her out one day.
Forget about her, anon! She moved on with her life. You missed your chance by not proposing to her back in the day. She's happily married now and has a loving husband and 3 beautiful children, something you could have never given her being so shallow and autistic.
Move on... and stop thinking about what was and what could have been!!
>>53715698
I find it funny that almost everything (if not everything) in someone's house nowadays is "smart", except the imbecile who bought all those things. But he, or she, sure thinks he's/she's smart.
>>53713825
>falling for the vaginal jew
![snapshot_07.50_[2015.12.24_00.37.53].png](https://i.imgur.com/ps7qXIn.jpg "snapshot_07.50_[2015.12.24_00.37.53].png")
>thinly veiled /soc/ thread
Why do I need a gf when I can store 100gb of porn and ig pics of sluts on my compact pocket computer phone?
