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Android users on suciide watch!
>>53680150
good to know
I'll avoid apple users because they are whores
>>53680150
>implying average number of partners at 23 is 4
>>53680208
Probably.
Many, many kissless virgins out there.
You would know.
>>53680150
Awesome sources OP!
>>53680184
THIS!
>>53680258
But Anon, I love a good smoocheroo
>>53680150
well, now we see Apple users are more likely to catch a "virus"
>>53680150
Also, at times the lines even go down
How does one take away a fuck
>>53680150
>16 year old iphone users have 40 sexual partners
o_O
>>53680150
iFags are degenerate whores, what's new?
>>53680296
Underrated post
>>53680301
lmao
>>53680150
>>53680301
The charts never lie bro.
>>53680299
It's not cumulative.
>tfw 30 and virgin
i've seen things you mortals wouldn't comprehend.
>>53680150
>Android users on suciide watch!
So you're saying you would kill yourself if you couldn't fuck the biggest whores around?
iphone fags confirmed cucks
>>53680495
Get the fuck out of here with that shit.
>Apple fuck with you, everyday...
>>53680150
What a bunch of sluts. Imma stick to pure women with landlines.
>>53680466
Realised just as soon as I clicked post
>ffs Anon, your statistics is better than this
>>53680299
All the stds catch up and kill off the high outliers
>>53680495
>tfw lost virginity to cute italian trap
>>53680150
Ubuntu and windows mobile users get laid so much they don't even appear on this cahrt
>>53680150
You know it's fake because it's not a logarithmic shape. As people get older, the generally settle down to 1 partner. Also majority of people in general are only ever going to have 1 to 2 sexual partners simply because of how many people aren't white trash and niggers.
>>53680523
i'm gonna need a source on that my dear anon
>>53680586
pix or didn't happen
>>53680299
>35 year old iphone users desire Aids
Just a reminder red line = same sex partners.
>>53680150
Homosexuals have a lot of sex parthers
>apple users have the most sex
>male homosexuals also have the most sex
Makes sense tbqh familia.
>>53680637
I didn't take photos; the experience was too vivid. I'll never forget his boipucci and his hard, but somewhat small dick.
I came in his fertile boipussy and he did in mine..can you imagine that? Hot, sticky semen shot straight into the deepest parts of my boypussy. I've never felt something like this. It almost felt as if it was burning my flesh.
just for the record I use android
>>53680150
>red line cucks
If Y̲o̲u̲)̲ consider being cucked as having 2 sex partners........... but some would consider it as having no sex partner.
>>53680150
>mfw when way over the chart
>mfw when couldn't care less about which smartphone i have and have had both
you bunch of cunts.
>>53680719
It would be much higher if that were the case. The average homosexual has had about 100 sexual partners.
>>53680810
The average homosexual with an iPhone has less
>>53680208
seems like they didnt have good methodology :^)
>>53680150
I've just had my 100th partner (I guess, never really counted 'till I started a sort of "competition" with my stepdad's son; the grandtotal should be anyway not less than 90) and I'm just 24
I fuck both men and women anyway so it's a little like cheating
Never owned an Apple device and I'm currently using a dumbphone (lost my Android phone in Prague's airport some 6 months ago)
Never used tinder or grindr (only prostitutes are on there unless you're in merrica or ausfalia I guess)
No, I never had a STD
>>53680856
cock pics pls
>>53680856
>>53680890
also are you cut or uncut?
im uncut myself
hopefully we can do docking :3
Android User here.
For a while I refused to date girls with iPhones because to me it was an indicator that they didnt care about tech very much.
I made an exception and now I legitimately have HIV.
iPhone users, not even once.
Correlation =/= causation.
>>53680890
>>53680907
okay anon i'm sorry
i-i totally don't want to see your cock nor do sex with you
>>53681010
arr i wanted to reply to >>53680856 saying I'm >>53680890 and >>53680907
i want to commit sudoku right now
>>53680742
This
It's a well known fact that apple users are homosexual
>>53680184
>I'll avoid apple users because they are whores
They'll avoid you first, androvirgin :^)
>4 years old
>had sex with over 20 people
were all iPhone owners dicked by their daddies and theirs friends?
>>53680301
Um i think you read it wrong, in that case 4 year old have had 18 partners ;^)
>>53680150
Based on what group size? As if its not obvious material possessions of higher price give you a better name.
>>53680150
Ifag users are usually degenerate faggots, no wonder they fuck each other ass as much as they can.
>iPhone users get screwed all the time
Makes sense
>>53681810
well meme'd, anon
Projecting much huh?
>>53680150
>blackberry users under the age of 40
How old is this graph?
>>53681826
T-t-thnx s-sempai
I'm the X axis
>>53680150
Considering how popular rape is in India Android numbers should be higher at least by 300%.
wtf is this methodology
0 partners age 25 with Android
>>53681961
Android users are just being modest. They don't want to bragg.
>>53680150
So basically you're telling me that iPhone users are sluts.
>That phase-transition for apple users at age 24
Would anyone like to speculate about why?
>>53682094
It's the age when the brain stops developing. Or in the case of Apple users when it finally gives up on trying.
>mfw +20 partners
holy shit I've never seen androidfags this much assblasted in a thread before.
10/10 OP
>>53680762
I envy you, anon, and wish you well.
>>53682176
>androidfags this much assblasted
Apparently not as much as applefags tho
>>53682176
>>53682199
Fucking rekt
>>53682199
Keep crying /v/irgin
Don't you have icon packs to install? How else your going to get that girl if you don't show her your awesome homescreen?
>>53682223
Gonna cry myself to sleep due to lack of assbusting I receive. It's all being monopolize by Applefags
>>53682094
It's a cross-sectional study, not longitudinal. You have cohort effects. Around the time they would've come of sexual age, it would've been the recession.
>>53680150
>iphone users are degenerates
what a surprise
Looks like made up bullshit
http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/nsfg/key_statistics/n.htm
The median for women is less than 7
the median for men in less then 5
Would there really be any significant differences in such a statistics between android and apple when both sell phones in the hundreds of millions.
>>53680296
>>53680523
>>53680629
I second this motion
>>53680301
Kek
>having any more than one sexual partner
I thought this was a Christian image board.
>>53682469
Old testament allows it.
Considering that a significant % of iphone users are homos and whores, no wonder.
>people my age have had 8 partners
>i have 0
>>53682520
Old testament is overruled by the New testament.
>>53682626
My moral code is still licensed under GBL(General Bible License)v2. None of that v3 shit
>>53682418
>>53680629
I belive it's the "world is mine" Hatsune miku MV.
>>53682560
/thread
>>53682619
I know that feel bro.
I haven't even kissed a girl since 2007.
>>53680150
I'm 25 and above all of them
WHAT KIND OF PHONE DO I USE?
>>53680150
I'm only loyal to my waifu
>>53680150
Maybe it's because iPhone users tend to be richer.
>>53684709
Lumia
>>53684759
But poor people have the most children (suggesting they fuck the most)
>>53684770
asus zenfone 2
>>53684774
Rich people can afford condoms
>>53680150
>number of failed relationships by age
>>53680853
>>53681071
>>53681585
>using the smiley with a carat nose
>>53680495
The candle that burns twice as brightly lasts half as long.
>>53680150
Mods how the hell is this technology related get you shit together for fuck sake
>>53684686
i haven't kissed a girl since 2002
