>>53679056
The same way you found out in the last nine versions of Windows you retard.

>>53679082
OK fuck nuts, where's My Computer? Where's the fucking Start Menu?

You're allowed to be a prick, because I was prickish in my OP. But if you're gonna do it, at least get your fucking facts straight, or you're just a prick and a cunt.

That way you can go and fuck yourself.

>>53679170
Is this bait? Have you ever used computer before?

Winkey + x / system

Are you retarded?

>winkey+r
>dxdiag

you're welcome fag

And that's how the "Windows 8/Vista is bad" meme started, folks.

install classicshell to get a non faggy start menu

>>53679272
Never used Windows 8 before. Plus it's running slow as fuck so whenever i click an icon, I dunno if it's working or not.

I've actually figured it out now. But it took longer than it should've fucking done.

>>53679056
fucking idiot if you don't know to get around on a simple operating system then throw your pc out the window along with yourself.

>>53679281
That didn't work. It just loaded the Desktop.

install classic shell. it was the only way I could use 8.1

>>53679378
It's not my PC. It's a friend's laptop. It's the only Microsoft thing in this flat.

>>53679056
Update to 8.1 retard

>>53679391
Kill yourself plox

>>53679056
open file explorer
go to "This PC"
right click on whitespace
click properties

>>53679447
That's what I did. Well, I right-clicked Computer -> Properties.

Thank you for an actual answer.

>>53679462
>"Thank you for an actual answer"

"/g/ is NOT your personal tech support team or personal consumer review site."

>>53679056
op=tard

>>53679056
[Win]+[Break]

>>53680939
Too late, faggot!

>>53679056
Windows key + pause/break key

>>53679373
r u 12?

TROLL THREAD STOp RESPONDING HERE OK PLS TY unless ur flaming him

>Open file explorer
>right click this pc

Click on the e and type in ram?

>serious replies
>no /sqt/ redirect
as oldfaggu I'd be pissed