A million dollars isn't cool.
You know what's cool?
having sex with underage interns?
A dildo
having justin timberlake play you in a movie?
>>53604880
Lolies?
Being a secret CIA agent collecting data on billions of people?
Two million
Air conditioners.
>>53604913
get your memes right. that's nsa you're talking about.
Titfucking and Cummings on her face
>>53604880
Your mums car?
>>53605021
Can confirm, but it's also nice to butt-fuck her to cum after you banged her for a while
Myspace
>>53604880
Appletinis ?
You?
>>53604911
this
>>53605574
BILLIONS!!!
>>53604880
Shaving your balls listening to purple rain by prince is so coool
>>53604880
SIX GORILLIAN
>>53604880
Moot in a dress?
>>53604911
>>53605597
Suicide yourselves plz
>>53605719
who'S this mot?
>>53604880
A time machine.
>Buy microsoft and apple stock. Sell them a few decades later for billions.
>Buy shitload of bitcoins, sell them at their peakvalue.
>Lay back on my personal island with my bitches.
>One day the richguy life gets boring, decide to re-enact the battle-royale story.
>Make the bitches kill each other.
Winner gets $20.000.000
>Masturbate to the thrilling fights to the death
>1 bitch survives
> give her the briefcase, tell her the money is in there. The boat is ready for sail
Surprise motherfucker.jpg
No money in briefcase, its c4.
Watch and cum buckets as I watch her explode.
Nuke the island, buy another one and repeat.
This is better than 1 million dollars desu.
>>53605904
a faggot that wanted to kill 4chan
>>53604880
knowledge
liquid nitrogen cooling?
A million is fine.
shitposting on /g/ is cool
Being a virgin?
>>53604880
A million dollars
memes?
