How do people live with big phones? I can barely handle my 5" phone in one hand in bed while fapping (keep in mind it's harder to hold the phone while laying down). Does everyone with big phones just not fap in bed with their phone!? What madness is this?
Set it down, and fap on all fours. I usually fap to just audio anyway. Someone on reddit also suggested putting your pinky under the bottom for one-handed operation.
>>53572240
Found the manlet
>>53572265
I hold my V10 with the pinky under it one handed
If I'm lying down that is
Standing up it is much easier to hold for some reason
>>53572240
you must have one tight anus.
how about you just get a dildo and stop abusing phones?
>>53572240
>>53572240
when will they learn
Just rest it on your stomach? That's why I do with my s5
Man, now that winter is over, I had to stop shaving my legs. Pity, it felt really girly.
>>53572240
Why would I fap to a tiny phone screen? I use my laptop. Never even used my phone for porn.
>>53572240
It's like asking how do people live with huge dongs. We're doing fine mate, don't worry.
>>53572290
I have my pinky on the bottom of my 5" phone when upright, but when lying down that doesn't work so I have my index finger go up to the top corner of the phone to keep it from falling face down.
>>53572376
Do you lay the laptop on your chest and then cum on the outer lid? Or do put it to your side and then lean on your arm uncomfortably or what?
>>53572267
I'm 6' lol
>>53572240
>Not using a tablet with a stand while resting it in your stomach
I wouldnt expect someone with a 2" dick to be able to handle a 5" phone.
>>53572448
put it on your thighs, dick in front
enjoy
>>53572240
What the fuck kind of handlet are you?
>>53572558
Then my dick's in the way. And the device flops around. It would have to have a huge screen then too.
>>53572429
The smartphone industry seems to be forcing me to get a big phone. The penis industry is not forcing me to get a huge dong.
>>53572325
How fat are you that you can somehow get a reasonable viewing angle while laying down by resting it on your stomach?
>>53572240
I fap to my imagination anyway.
>install monitor on ceiling above bed
>connect with HDMI to computer and open favorite fap image
>lie back and fap
>>53572610
>calls me fat
>can't even fucking bend his neck to look at his phone in his morbidly obese hands
Sure bud
>>53572610
>>53572805
No, I don't understand either how you could lay it on yourself and see the screen. It would basically be aiming away from you.
>>53572267
See, here's the thing with that, I'm only 5'9", yet I love having huge phones because they're so comfortable to use and hold, I honestly don't know how I would live without my honor 5x.
>>53572838
(I'm using my broken tablet as an example)
Like this
>>53572892
How are they comfortable? Bigger phones are always harder to use than smaller, no?
>>53572927
Oooohhh. I think we all thought you were just lying it there without holding it up. Still, then you need to stop fapping to navigate.
>>53572959
No fucking way, but then again, that's probably because I have huge hands from lifting weights.
>>53572927
where's the jizz going?
>>53572980
>huge hands from lifting weights
that's not how it works.
>>53572981
I just do it into an old shirt
>>53573042
never hitting the tablet?
>>53572757
>image
>not even images
>not just resting it on your chest
>>53573071
>spending hours finding the right image
>then cumming in seconds
>>53573054
If you dont put anything in front of your dick it will
>>53573073
Makes literally no sense. You can't fucking see a display laying on your chest because it would be pointing straight up. Unless you have fat tits.
>>53573146
Resting the bottom of your phone on your chest, not the back you fucktard
>>53572240
I normally fap with an 8" tablet, how do you have trouble with a 5" phone?
>>53573270
describe your position and technique
>>53572265
I do that with my Note 5 also.
Huge phone, pinky method helps a lot
>>53573009
They were bigger than average to start with anyways.
>>53572265
>>53573416
I thought this was a joke. Fapping on all fours is very strange.
>mfw i just lay my laptop in bed and fap
Comfy as fuck but you need to clear the fans eventually
>>53572240
By not having babyhands.
>>53572959
>Still, then you need to stop fapping to navigate.
how don't you get lube on your smartphone?
This thread perfectly illustrates why phones (and tablets) are shit.
Why are you fapping on the bed? Just sit at your desk and fap like a normal person
>>53573679
do you change your bed sheets everyday?
>>53573708
no carpet or what's with your cum?
>>53573708
This. I only use my phone to fap in bathroom stalls when I am on the go.
>>53573722
So do you wash your bedsheets everytime you fap instead? Just shoot into a tissue, or aim upwards[spoiler]try not to hit yourself[/spoiler].
>>53572240
Female body is so pretty :3
>>53572448
>I'm 6' lol
Confirmed manlet
>>53573902
stupid cuck
>>53573964
What?
>>53573690
That's another potential problem with big phones I didn't think of. I don't use lube, though.
>>53573865
I shoot on my stomach and then clean up with tissues.
>>53574034
Ignore the trolls.
I have a small penis.
I like with a big phone. The solution is to not fap with your phone.
>>53576349
This is a world I don't want to live in. It's so much more comfortable in bed. And my chair is squeaky.
>>53572448
I put my laptop next to me.
>>53572240
I have a small phone and I don't fap in bed with it
>>53576567
wtf dude i deal with the squeakyness for 1080p60fps glorious porn on eporner. yeah my phone can play those videos too, but the experience is more arousing on the nig screen. not to mention ublock origin as well.
>>53572240
Lol fapping with a big phone, tablet or gtfo
>>53576888
>On the nig screen
I have large hands.
Big phones are for women because they can easily shove them in their purses. A real man has a small phone he can fit in his pocket.
>inb4 MUH CARGO SHORTS
