>mfw i snag a cord
Go on.
>great thread op
>epock threed man keep making them
>usb cable plugged into top of pc, powering hdmi switch
>Trip
>If I fall on this cord, I'll probably pull the computer off the desk
>Willfully fly headfirst across room to prevent further damage
RIP front usb port, your sacrifice will not be forgotten
>>53570782
Bruh, I know that feeling. Fucken Factal being smart and putting the usb ports on the top of the case. I put my pc next to the ass end of my bed. One night while sleeping I turned over and kicked the phone charger, xbone controller cable, and flash drive with my java programming files on it.
It's a hard life.
it's a metaphor for losing your umbilical connection to your mother
deep down, you fear that one day your hikikomori ways must end
>>53570665
cute maki
>>53572642
Maki may be cute. But she will never match the moon sized ovaries of Honoka!
mfw i make anti linux thread on /g/
mfw
>make a thread about anything and not getting bitched at. Not even in my dreams.
>walking in room with lights off
>feel something smooth under my feet
>fall down as to not put any weight on object just in case
>it was a cup
>Snag cord with leg
>Fling headphones at the ground
:(
>be me 18 years ago
>fucking a chick hard
>she rides me, I tell her to get off so I can nut.
>she forces herself on me, I nut inside
>she pops out triplets, leaves me, and makes me pay child support
>don't pay because it was her volition to make me nut inside
>everyone hates me for something i had no control over
>>53576827
You're in the wrong thread, pal
>>53576827
Feminism has gone too far
>cat insists upon jumping on desk
>give him a helping hand off desk
>on the way down he snags my headphone cable
>rips headphones off my head and my amp gets pulled off my desk
Touche
>>53568617
>>mfw i snag a cord
I snag mine at least once a month. my dog snags it maybe once a week.
and nothing ever happens.
thank you based apple!
>>53577374
>>53576827
Hi
>>53578018
Son?
>>53578098
I'm the doctor your gf didn't pay
>have ear buds plugged into phone.
>cord unknowingly snagged
>stand up
>ear buds violently ripped from head
>headphone on head, plugged into phone
>listening to music
>crouch to plug cord in wall
>stand up
>music stopped suddenly
>headphone cable snapped in half
life is hard
>>53577348
Since we're talking cats:
>be about 13
>playing with ps2 bc too poor to afford ps3
>joystick cable stretched from TV to chair
>cat running around
>he runs into the cable
>the whole fucking thing drops from 1m with spinning disc inside
>get so mad that I kick the cat
>feel bad about hurting him for the following two months
>never used the ps2 again
>mfw
>>53578473
>13
>ps3
yikes
>>53578495
Does the fact that I'm 22 trouble you, grandma?
>>53576827
shit man that's my worst nightmare.
i got a milf 10 years older than me pregnant. she refused to abort for like a whole month.
eventually she did it. it was a fucking nightmare.
doesn't the law force you to pay?
>>53578495
iktf. When I was 13 I was playing Goldeneye on N64 -_-
>>53578618
When i was 13 i got tetris for the snes for my birthday. I honestly think its still in my top 5 games for hours played. Good times
>>53578207
That shit is so fucking rage inducing.
>>53578473
was your cat fine afterwards?
>>53578991
>>53578207
I'm I the only one that always has the dumbest looking face of surprise whenever that happens?
>>53576827
It was your fault, women can become pregnant from precum anyway.
>>53577711
>thank you for exploiting the poor labor laws in china
>>53578618
>>53578642
lmao hello grandpa
>>53578596
>doesn't the law force you to pay?
Depends on the state.
>>53579024
This. I can't bring myself to get upset at my cats except when they claw at me, but even then it's still my fault cause I antagonize them for keks.
>>53579341
I would get so fucking butthurt at my cat when she would jump up on the armchair right next to me and start clawing the chair arm
It was beyond annoying.
>>53579310
where i'm from they will literally take away all of your shekels and leave you in debt for the rest of your life, unable to start a real family because you can't afford it.
and if you run away to another country they will ask to turn you in.
you're lucky that you're off the hook, for me it would have ruined my life.
>>53577348
>>53578473
>>53579024
>>53579341
>>53579412
Toxoplasmosis
>>53578596
>doesn't the law force you to pay?
Better question, why would you be required to pay child support when she left the kids with you and split?
>>53579501
Oh, that was y first post ITT, I just know the laws differ from state to state here in burgerland.
Anyways, I feel sorry for y'all's brand of JUSTice, yurofriend.
>>53579543
I'm not a pregnant woman you fucking retard
>>53578207
>>53578354
>earbuds plugged into clip mp3 player.
>snag cable.
>Pulls player out of pocket for it to only swing harmlessly from my ears.
Phones are just a liability when it comes to excessive music on the go.
>>53579594
not yuropoor, greatest ally
>>53579581
because feminists
>>53580280
Israel?
>>53580297
ya
>>53580314
Y'all's politicking is batshit crazy.
Well, then I remember California is part of the Union.
