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Who's your favorite meme programmer?
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Who's your favorite meme programmer?
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>>53564727
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>>53564727
the tranny on the dolphin team but (s)he killed herself so its the tranny on the ps2xc team. (s)he is on suicide watch though, shame because (s)he made some really good optimizations
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>>53564774
The one who made the optimizations wasn't a tranny
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The one and only
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>>53564768
>le template everything man
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>>53564796
Torvalds for frequency of sperg outs, Stallman for intensity.
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if (Tweeter= Gamergater)
cout << "Block." << endl;
else
if ( Tweet=Negative)
cout << "Block" << endl;
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>>53564979
> Dat misaligned 9 and 10 teeth
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>>53564774
is she hot?
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>>53564796
I hope this was made in GIMP.
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>>53564962
I don't know what was better in her shitshow of code, the complete lack of format, the lack of any type indication, or using assignment operators in a comparison.

If that's her code, every tweet is going to be "Negative" by Gamergater and blocked.
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Probably The Jew or Knuth.
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>>53565233
No, "Block" will be written to a console.
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>>53565233
>and blocked
only if the values of Gamergater and Negative are both nonzero
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>>53565270
Oh yeah, good point. Missed that one.

Also, std::endl drives me nuts. I know its the newer, better practice because it flushes the stream, but I just think it makes code look like shit. Also,

>including std
std::cout<<"What's wrong with this?\n";
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>>53565313
Fuck, missed again

>2016
>using "using namespace std;"
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>>53564796
No contest. Who else eats things from their foot during speeches?
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>>53564962
lol >women can't program. :^\
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>>53565650
>using the smiley with a carat nose
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>>53564796
this is the only answer
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>>53565903
:v/
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>>53566088
>using the smiley with a v nose
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>>53566146
:3c
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>>53564727
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>>53564962
mfw women cant into multitasking
mfw she showed the wold she cant code
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>>53567292
The joke is that it was written by a tranny
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>>53564727
myself.
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>>53564727
Fabrice Bellard
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