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ITT Meme tech
>>53541515
But they're so comfy. It's a bitch keeping it clean though.
>>53541921
memechanical memboards
>>53541515
I can make it even memer
SSDs
Literal placebo memes
Who the fuck wants to talk to their phone?
An interface with not tactical feedback designed to be used while driving? Genious.
Smartphones are a joke. Their only real functions is a map/GPS and a camera, both of which can be substituted with the respective devices that work much better.
>>53542090
Give me a fucking break.
>>53542077
This is why we need self driving cars
>>53542173
Hear hear.
I've been a passenger in Teslas many times, and the drivers all fiddle with this stupid screen just to change the temperature or look at their power usage estimates in detail. This is the danger of a fancy electrical car, not the engine.
>>53542090
>pocket computers that takes the place of a digital camera,phone landline,flashlight, external hard drive, mp3 player, and laptop in a pinch and is owned by ~half the planet or more
>Joke
>Arch linux though, that's fucking important!
>>53542054
anyone making a call?
>>53542421
>talk -to- their phone.
Tfw when your pretty much ops pic
>>53542090
Lol
literally anything with "smart" in the name.
>Smatphone
botnet, scam, providers have you in slavery
>Smartwatch
See above, plus more open network ports and your exact location anywhere in the world
>Smart TV
now even your TV can wear a wire. Pay +$500 for less functionality than a $25 pi
I know we meme against apple, but Woz had the right idea. People are smart. Devices are not. They're tools and telling people they're anything more than that is wrong and deceitful.
>>53542488
>as a graphics designer
opinion discarded
>>53542465
you're not talking to the phone, it's an online text to speech engine you retard.
>>53542090
Lol
>>53543216
The input device is the phone.
>>53542564
nice pixels m80
>>53542077
god I hate this bullshit
>>53543218
Dammit, now I actually feel nostalgic for Vista and Windows 7.
Nothing wrong with pebbles m7, I love mine.
Led fans.
>>53543218
Vista is best OS
>>53542212
Nigga the car will literally drive itself
>>53543627
of course not, look at how many pixels it has
>>53544017
>>53543297
>he cares about pixel density
>on a fucking eInk watch
>>53544032
>eInk
talking about meme technology...
>>53542090
>Being this contrarian about a leap forward in modern technology
tip top jej
>>53544040
>10 day battery life is a meme
>>53544040
Whoah whoah whoah, e ink is a crummy name. But its actually bretty gud for reading off. No glare what so ever.
>>53544040
>muh battery life
take the socket to the plug pajeet
>>53544081
Not everyone is always at home, darkestninjaofthenight1989.
>>53544081
>he defends shit battery life
>>53544104
What a dickhead. Next big improvements in technology will be batteries. Who does he thik he is?
>>53544132
>LCD smart watches finally last a week on a charge
>E-ink smartwatches like almost 2 months
>>53544149
I know, i dont need colour on my fucking watch either. I like e ink. I think you have cinfused with someone else
>>53543627
e ink is the best display technology for smartwatches in my opinion.
but why the fuck are pebbles so ugly? they should hire a decent designer.
>>53544187
The OG steel was really nice
>>53542564
>>53542039
edgelord.
>>53544187
Agreed, just hire someone from seiko or something to make a watch that is fairly nice
>>53541921
You're joking right? Have you ever used one, you fucking megapleb?
>>53542116
>>53542223
>>53542790
>>53543230
>>53544051
Why is the Gear S2 the best looking smartwatch?
Is it because it looks the most like an actual watch? It's a pity they use their own OS on it instead of Android Wear.
>>53544303
Just Model M, the clicky clacky is nice and all, but literally no performance/productivity difference from most any other keyboard. Gunnars for your fingers.
Free cookies if you guess the processor.
Free pizza if you guess the price.
>>53544857
I'd actually buy something like that if it wasn't an overpriced all-in-one
>>53544857
>Pentium M
>$1500-$2000
>>53541515
>>53542090
this isn't /b/ you fucking faggot, gtfo
>>53544857
>53544857
i5 MOBILE 2 cores
2500$
>>53544857
pentium n3700
$1700
>>53542500
>muh transishiuns
Hides that lag real well though
>muh 1200USD x86 ipad with a keyboard
>>53546335
i want to jizz in her salad
>>53546354
>tfw you will never be a bisexual web dev living in a large city, have an ironic mustache, wear wool shirts and obnoxiously colored skinny chinos, "coding" with your 1200USD gold memebook by day, sucking dicks for extra cash by night
>>53544857
$1799 @ bestbuy right next to Apple's shit and near monitors.
>>53544857
All the gimmicks at once.
>>53542047
>he likes to wait 5 whole minutes to start up his computer
>MFW a smart watch is the closest thing ill have to a 'WHOAAAA HAAAAAY' watch.
>>53547302
>forgot photo somehow
>>53546906
I agree with him. Had my 840 Pro for 3 years now, and it's indeed a fucking meme.
My computer is on 24/7, I restart it on average every 20 days. I can fucking wait 5 minutes once or twice each month, but the fact, that I can't store shit on it without spending more than I can afford to get a bigger one, I'd just rather have a terabyte HDD as my next OS drive.
Also after 12 terabytes written on it, it benchmarks like a HDD, so every advantage it had is fucking gone in just a couple of years. SSD is bullshit!
