Hello, I realize that many of you feel that one should code his own idea. However I am a designer and entrepreneur, and I have an idea that I feel will turn into a top-tier game in the future, I just cannot program.
From my limited experience I believe contacting people personally on this site is difficult if not impossible, but if there is interest we can communicate via my PGP key below (all serious inquiries please PGP for validation and your security):
http://pastebin.com/j1HTUMSu
Pay division is negotiable but will defaultly be 50-50 after costs of development. Please ask any questions!
Thanks for your time.
I only work in Javascript will that be a problem
I only work in PHP will that be a problem?
>>53526152
We might be able to work something out but I was thinking about developing either a desktop application (C++ or Java) or an iPhone/Android app.
I only work in HTML will that be a problem
I'll make the logo
>>53526217
Thank you, but I've already designed the logo, so that won't be necessary. I basically need a translator, idea to code.
Tell me why I shouldn't steal your idea and sell it as my own?
i only make HTAs is that okay?
>>53526234
>I basically need a translator, idea to code.
No, you need a programmer. Stop it with the fancyspeak. It's not a "code ninja", it's not an "idea translator"... It's a programmer. You need a programmer.
>>53526237
Well, for one, I'd sue you, I'm going to copyright it in the near future. And I won't tell you the idea unless I trust you, probably involving a contract.
>>53526094
> I have a shitty idea and if you make it all for me I'll give you half of the no money it makes
Where do I sign up?!
Also, no pajeets
>>53526094
Fuck off, Pajeet.
>>53526285
Its going to make money.
>>53526276
I'd argue that it's all subjective, you don't see "Programmer" jobs, you see "Software Engineer" jobs. I'm calling it idea translator because for the purpose of this project, that's what it is.
>>53526280
Fucking lol'd 10/10 if troll 7/10 if copypasta
>>53526326
Please don't pretend to be me thanks. :)
>>53526280
Copyright an idea?
>>53526280
Are you an idiot?
What will you sue? A pastebin with my source code?
Why do you hate free speech?
>>53526169
>desktop application (C++ or Java)
>>53526326
>Its going to make money.
Oh well then sorry, I didn't realize you had a catalog of successful games under your belt and a "killer" new idea
I bet it's like 3D flappy bird. I got that copyrighted so if you make it I'll sue you!!
>>53526356
Fuck off imposter
>>53526280
You don't understand "copyright" regarding computer software, do you?
Especially if it's a game..
Anyway, I will contact you, convince you, and then I will steal your idea after we have made a "contract".
Also does anyone know how to make a reddit account? ty :)
>>53526365
Yes, in fact all ideas are copyrighted by default, so I wouldn't even need to copyright it myself.
>>53526328
>I'm calling it idea translator because for the purpose of this project
Please set yourself on fire and leap off a tall building.
Several people have begun to impersonate me, so let me sign this message and repost on a different forum with more mature people and/or identities. Thanks for all who were serious. I may link once I create it.
http://pastebin.com/gLaXpaj3
All posts made by me were:
>>53526328
>>53526280
>>53526234
>>53526169
>>53526094
Thanks.
>>53526403
Go ask in Quora. You can login there with your facebook account. Then kill yourself.
>>53526439
>>53526407
Copyright law does not work that way. Prove me wrong
>>53526094
> I have an idea that I feel will turn into a top-tier game in the future, I just cannot program.
Everyone who knows anything about programming has heard that one sentence a million times.
>>53526455
Another impostor. Feel free to verify via the clearly linked signed message. Hop off troll, you can't even do anything. It's obvious which are me.
>>53526439
>doesn't sign the links
Fucking dumbass
Stallman said we have to free the software.
THen you'll be free hacker, you'll be freeeee.
>>53526487
>talking to yourself
Anon pls, no need to go crazy
>>53526486
>look at me I just learned how to use le epic gpg and now i want friends
>>53526439
Honestly looking forward to it, sorry you got scared off.
Hello, OP here, first of all thank you for your positive feedback and interest in my project. As I already told you I have no experience in developing software, my question now is which of these programing language would you recommend?
> Java/Javascript
> C#
> Lisp
> HTML
>>53526563
gentoo
>>53526563
Java and Javascript are the same thing, so once you know one, you know both
>>53526563
haskell
>>53526563
Using HTML together with Lisp is usually the way to go considering your situation.
>>53526094
>However I am a designer and entrepreneur
As a lv.90+ paladin warforged, I feel it is my duty to inform you that your idea conflicts with the tenants set forth by the raven queen, and violates rule 34 of recursive functions.
all the best ; yours in satan
-777
>>53526563
Due to all the fake posts (such as this one) all posts on this website in the future will be trailed with a link to a pastebin with signed version of the message. Sorry for the inconvenience and maturity from the few. I realize that many here haven't considered entrepreneurship, but trust me: it's better than working at a fixed pay job with no future.
This will be my last post. Sayonara.
http://pastebin.com/WS4htKRi
Nobody likes idea guys. Everybody has ideas, and nobody deserves to have someone else do all of the work and get no credit for it.
>>53526563
Why do you autists make troll threads with the exact same manner of writing?
>hurr I seek retards for my inane project
>>53526614
>This will be my last post. Sayonara.
Good riddance you autistic fuck
>Pay division is negotiable but will defaultly be 50-50 after costs of development.
You mean you will pay me a salary plus half of the profits? This is something we can discuss.
>>53526094
Kek basically I have shit idea, you make it a reality and do all the hard work and we go 50/50
I code enterprise distributed fizzbuzz systems with HTML. Can I help?
>>53526614
Could you please stop pretending to be me. I've already tried this over 9000 times and every thread ends with people like you destroying everything.
>>53526094
http://pastebin.com/8aPQUYBB
Alright guys I'll spill the beans. It's Hitler Simulator 2016. You get to set up the locations of labor camps, designate train paths, set up ways to kill and dispose of Jews, and decide which chemicals to use in the gas chambers.
How could I know how to create a PGP key but not how to use a trip code?
I should kill myself
>>53526741
... I think you would actually have an excellent chance of making that profitable. Lots of people who would buy it for shock value, if you manage to hype it well.
>>53526741
For real? I would be down to work on that for sure.
It would kinda be like sim city except actually fun
>>53526629
Is that a real hat? If so, where can I get one?
>>53526741
I would actually pay money for this, but need to have a method of harvesting the jew gold of those you kill so you can afford more camps.
>>53526751
Trip codes only provide some level of authenticity, but neither integrity nor confidentiality.
It seems as if you don't know what you're talking about.
>>53526780
Alternatively you need to constantly make a trade off between killing them and not having to feed them and taking their jew gold, or letting them live and work but having to feed them.
>>53526751
Kill yourself if you use a trip
>>53526741
I'm a profession game dev!
I'll make this for you
>>53526793
You are a giant faggot and you should probably kill yourself for being such a stupid subhuman.
>>53526751
>ITT: 4chan comes up with Holocaust Simulator
If only we could actually make it and not have it stall like Grand Theft Gentoo
>>53526751
Internets are hard
>>53526834
dear fuck this picture is whole new dimensions of cringe
>>53526808
no u
>>53526741
Sorry I already copyrighted this
>>53526851
no u
>>53526893
Shit can I be on the team
>>53526909
No u
>>53526915
You're in! Top secret. Dont tell anyone. Gonna make millions
>inb4 /g/ ironically makes this game and it unironically becomes amazing while OP's game is stuck in the idea stage
Please happen, he wouldn't even have to post for us to feel his butthurt
>>53526365
Sounds like Facebook all over again... lol.
You dont need to give up your full idea but you should give some idea, so the right people know to contact you. No ones going to go through all the trouble just to see if they are interested or not.
Fuck, I figured why the hell not.
If you've got some ideas for Hitler Simulator 2016 or are a programmer who wants to see it become reality, here's a discord chat: https://discord.gg/0tLAZvhMSvp3OjJ9 .
>>53527269
Is this floss
> wii in buziness nao
> wii got moneyscam grant from local black business bureau
> wii da bes
i feel like i'm talking to some telemarketing shit-tier startup """ business """ person who lives inside of a kinko's and has 10 credits towards an accounting degree whenever threads like this are made
great you think you are going to make it big as a rapper^C^C^C^C^C^Ccoder in today's world. all the best. i'm sure that stale moth-ball smelling office with 1 employee is going to really do it for you. hope you bought bulk highlighters and sticky notes so you can feel like you did something that day.
>>53527385
No idea what that is.
>>53527412
Free libre open source software, i.e. not botnet
>>53527432
Oh then no.
