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>>53488484
That's a USB ram expander?
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>>53488484
>>53488524
I really wanted to know what the fuck this was.
Looks like someone built it or something, dumbest shit I've ever seen.

http://forum.notebookreview.com/threads/external-ram-slot-guess-what-this-little-guy-does.759704/
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>>53488484
>>53488652
So a USB disk that gets erased every time you cut power to it?
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>>53488484
I don't really see a problem with this
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This is classic
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>>53487472
lost lol
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Why do we call them cookies anyway?
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>>53487472
If I wanted to laugh, I'd ask you to show me your code.
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>>53487472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LitDGyxFh4
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>>53493563
Lost
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>>53493573
Lost
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>>53494634
Lost
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>>53493573
Lost
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>>53494700
Lost
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>>53493563
DELETE THIS!
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>>53494726
all of them me
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>>53494745
FSC IS NOT FOR NEWFAGS
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>>53488484
Why in the fuck? I'm pretty much technologically retarded... but volatile memory in a usb slot? What the fuck dude?
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>>53489751
It's also photoshopped. You can tell by how the big blot on the upper right doesn't match with the pattern on the bottom
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>>53494842
>they've never seen a ramdisk before
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>>53488484
Thats the biggest bandwidth bottleneck I've ever seen right there
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>>53495226
The orientation is rotated. Look at the notch.
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>>53500096
>cringe
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>>53500096
Server room at my old hotel job.
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>>53489751

What's wrong with this?
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>>53489996
It hurts to live
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>>53489996
>filename
Holly shit
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This is story of me Finding out the reason islam bans drinking wine

>be me
>athiest
>young nerd persian guy who works in iran's institute of space and flight
>get assigned as the guy in charge of making a space suit better and smaller and more flexible than the ones nasa owns, because they want to make a fucking space workshop in order to make a fucking ship in the fucking space
>they give me a team of 5 and give us 3 months to make the suit
>become bffs with my team
>they are all athiests like me
>make the suit in 2 months
>super fucking expensive suit
>we even shot the fucking thing in front of the guy who owns our asses to make him sure it wont get penetrated and explain why we took extra budget
>haven't tested it in zero air pressure
>my team and i get dark drunk before the test
>next day
>zero air pressure room
>they invited the fucking president for the test
>Holyshit im gonna see the fucking president
>get in the suit
>get inside the room
>still hangover from last night
>the air pressure goes down to 0
> prsident smiles and joins everone else in clapping
>senpai noticed me Fuckyea
> they tell me via the thing in the suit to run on treadmill to show the flexiblity of the suit
>hangover gets worse
>idon't know why the Fuck i start unattaching the helmet from the suit
>laugh while doing it
>im gonna explode hahaha
>they think somthings wrong and start rising the air pressure
>they are too slow,i mannaged to take the helmet off
>my left eye explodes out of me
>still fucking laughing
>got lucky because air pressure was high enugh to not take my brains out
>all the staff are calling khoda help him (gods name in persian)
> they take me to hospital
>doctors suck the rest of my eye out
>my team comes to me
>they say when i was drunksleep they injected drugs in me
> JUST TO FUCKING LAUGH AT ME TOMMOROW
> we all agree that drinking got us there
> islam makes sense now
> muslim again
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>>53495081
Lost
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>>53503553
if this is made up to be funny it isn't

if it really happened to you I'd love to see that eye
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>>53495300

>USB ramdisk

Aaaaayyyyyyy jajajjajaja
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>>53506592
The Razer King
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>>53503553
What the fuck
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>>53503807
wtf
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>>53488916
Me neither. Seems like it would be useful as swap on a USB3.1 laptop if you're out of RAM slots.
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>>53503553
0/10 would eat pork read another physics book.
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Should I stop? Does anyone care?
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>>53507118
I honestly hope whoever started that banana shit gets caught by ISIS, is forced to fuck a porcupine, then gets beheaded in front of his kids and crying grandmother.

I used to think there was no way 4Chan could get worse. That YLYL threads were the septic tank of this place. But someone decided to fill that septic tank with all the street poo from India. And its form is banana.
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>>53493563
I really, really like this distro
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http://imgur.com/gallery/iJD8f
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>>53507191
There's already a humor thread
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>>53507225
It was started by some old person on facebook.
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>>53506592
Jesus christ that tower is bigger than he is.
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>>53507286
lol'ed
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>>53507191
post more faggot
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>>53507405
>There's already a humor thread
There is one and that was started after this one. So you can hardly speak of 'already'.
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>>53493563
At least replace the old logo with the new one
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>>53506945
Lost to this one, not the first time.
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>>53503807
>dell_booth.jpg
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>>53506990
¿¿¿¿¿??????
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>>53507118
Almost lost. Almost.

This thread has been pretty tame so far.
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>>53506990
This is nazi technology
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>>53507062
Lost it
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>>53488484
smiled
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Being safe isn't funny... idk why you have to make fun of technology in these YLYL...

As a twenty year old single male I think it's very hard to find a girl who's actually interested in free software. I've had girls jokingly ask to "Netflix and chill" but when I tell her that I don't use Netflix since Netflix requires proprietary software to stream content, they stop talking to me. And worse if they do stay they think I'm weird since I blocked google IP's in my host file and we can't even watch youtube. I can't ever seem to get girls to come over to my place and I can't text them either. Once I get their numbers since I've added customs roms to my phone and refuse to use sms since it's a security concern I require all of my friends to download a free and open source messaging app and I share with them my public gpg key so that we can verify that our conversations are secure. None of my friends are willing to do this. And I can't use sites like tinder since it's not only proprietary software but a major privacy vulnerability. How come it is so hard to find a girl concerned about software freedom. I feel like I'm going to be a virgin forever.
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>>53510270
Most girls don't give a shit about free software
They react to people obsessed with privacy like pic related
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>>53506990

This has to be a joke product

Either that or there's a sweatshop somewhere that's such a kafkaesque nightmare that it's cheaper to do a production run of an accidentally designed product than it is to cancel it
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>>53510376
It's German humour. Not even joking. They think this is hilarious.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gMx0RH_YXgU
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>>53510270
isn't this on /r/4chan right now
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>>53495300
In the day's of ReadyBoost some chink site sold those, pop in 4gig's of RAM and it actually helps. But I don't see the idea, I guess it might be faster then a memory stick, depends on controller too or whatnot.
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>>53510716
Yeah I was right
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>>53502954
>YouTube
>Subscribe for more
>Who is More and why do I have to subscribe to him?
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>>53503920
>wait until the weeb leaves
>get free cake
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>>53511019
We're talking Japanese people here. He probably jacked off into it or some other weird shit.
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>>53509513
Is there anyone who actually does this?
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Bump
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>>53503807
Nice shop!
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>>53507150
This is shit, its literary easier to add the time to write another line for sleep
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>>53510047
Why WASTE all that money?
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>>53503553
What a stupid fucking reason to become religious.
Just stop drinking you stupid fuck.
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>>53507225

it's really really funny though
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>>53511273
No.
However, there is a project to develop a "web assembly" which would behave like a compiled java script. Apparently it's going to be an executable AST, which seems a bit like the cart pulling the horse if you ask me; AST's are a nebulous representation of a programs device from which a meaningful set of instructions can be devised, not something that can in and of itself maintain a directive. Eh, web devs.
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>>53494745
Awwww did that trigger your autism newfag? Grow some nuts.
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>>53503553
What in the actual fuck......
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>>53506945
Lost
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>>53507673
That faggot didn't bring it here though. That was the "anonymous" wannabes of /b/ in the YLYL threads there.
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>>53506945
>tyrone was the white guy
>by M. Night Shyamalan
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>>53507118
lost
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>>53506592
Jesus, look at that thing. And it's resting on a glass table.
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>>53506945
fuckin kek'd hard af tbqh familia
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>>53510270
Fucking lost. Hard.
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>>53488484
how have I not seen this in a sicko thread
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>>53510376
Somehow this post made me laugh harder than anything else ITT. Kudos anon, have your (You) and red !
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>>53510376
>Either that or there's a sweatshop somewhere that's such a kafkaesque nightmare that it's cheaper to do a production run of an accidentally designed product than it is to cancel it
It's called China.
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>>53507286
>http://imgur.com/gallery/iJD8f
WHERE IS THE REST OF THIS
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>>53511386
i laughed. in spite of myself, i laughed
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>>53514348
here you go friend. Got the audio book for you.
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>>53514418
fuck, forgot the link.
maybe im drinking too much..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deEp3OmkX0U
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>>53503553
lame 0/10 m8
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>>53500096
95% if all comp Sci grad work
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>>53511019
take it before he leaves he's a beta fag won't do anything
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>>53511208
sperming into it would be the least strange thing that happens to that cake
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>>53511516
wow you figured the joke out! congratulations
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>>53506971
>Big data is like high school sex
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>>53500096
>Ceiling made of Ethernet lattice
Why do I want this so bad
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>>53513154
HA
Funniest thing...
Last time I was contacted by a Tyrone for some technical shit, he was, in fact, a white guy. One of the whitest guys I've ever met. He was totally awesome in his whiteness.
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>>53517013
I smiled :)
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>>53503553
>eye explode
>brains come out
>Iranian space suit
>atheist in Iran
>i'll take shit that wouldn't happen for $500 alex

Go to bed.
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>>53503807
Pixel density comparison?
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>>53510325
That pic is begging to have a dick shooped in.
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>>53506592
I had the "pleasure" of needing to repair a pc built in a tower like this. It took 2 people to carry. It's like carrying a mini fridge only with sharper corners.
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>>53507014
thats actually pretty neat
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> OppleMocbook.jpg
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nobody seems to find this as funny as I do
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>>53489794

Text file for spying and adds, does not sound as cute.
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>>53493563
>I use this distros and actually like it unironically
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>>53503553
wat
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>>53518257
it's funny because she does porn?
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>>53487472

lel
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>>53518670

It's funny cause there's no goddamn monitor.
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haha this thread, very funny, chink chink
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>>53517207

Another uneducated American that believes Tyrone isn't literally one of the whitest names there is.
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