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>code
Carmack for president
the commenters really should stop joking around like that, people might start to think they're being sincere
>>53483884
Link the tweet or u are a fucking feminazishiller
max(15, 15);
5
Goos job you stupid shit.
>>53484139
It was not written by Carmack.
>>53484237
He should be president
>inventing the wheel once again
> && b < a
But why though...?
>>53484313
It's all explained in a later comment.
>>53484322
>women
>>53483884
She removed the comments on Q_rsqrt kek
>>53483884
>return 5 because i'm silly and random yay :D
literally what in the actual fuck
is this the joke that started C+=?
>>53483884
>this function returns the larger of two numbers
>when the two numbers are equal, it returns 5, because I am so random yay :D
I do not understand.
>>53483884
>comments after the line they refer to
Ouch
>>53483884
>caring about normies
I hate neo /g/
sooo, what will be the result in Karlie program when input is 5 and 5?
RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>53484394
5. If the input is 2 and 2, it will also return 5.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fast_inverse_square_root#Overview_of_the_code
>>53484394
It will be correct.
>>53483884
- there is no such post on karlie's twitter on feb 11 2016
- 0 google results for '"the difference between girls and guys" karlie' ("verbatim" search turned on)
- Shalom Ayesh is a spam/retweet bot
Ok Sensor #1 says we are 2000 miles near the ground Sensor #2 says we are 2000 miles near the ground. Fuck we are 15 miles near the ground start the landing.
>>53484419
fucking kek
>>53483884
Why is this allowed
Serious question
>else return 5 because I'm so random yay XD
I seriously don't care anymore. if girls wanna take over so I can be NEET again idgaf. let my gf run the house.
>>53483884
Fake, as your masculinity.
>>53483884
Left
>More efficient
>Less bugs
>Obviously edited as nobody would be dumb enough to release public code without notes
Right
>Babbies first raptor code
>Return 5 lolsorandom
>Does the same work but three times the size.
>using /* ... */ for single lines
>>53484765
>Does the same work
>>53484652
CUKUCKCKCKCKCKCKCK
you know is happening now? the multiculti muh feels shit? its caused by women being able to vote
>>53483884
It's a fake tweet, and if it was real why give this kind of shit any of your time. You guys just look for shit to get irate about.
If only there was some way to program with feelings instead of logic...
>>53484419
Kek
>>53484765
>implying
>>53483884
>no code indention
>>53484203
This is the first thing that came to mind out of habit for me.
I need to stop assuming the best in people posting on the internet. Whenever someone posts anything remotely stupid on /g/ my first reaction is to think that they are doing it for laughs, but more often than not they're just fools.
>>53483884
i = *( long* ) &y
what the fuck does that do?
>>53483884
OP, we all know that women suck at coding, why did you feel the need to make a fake pic?
>>53484419
Lmao.
>>53485463
Dude turn up the brightness of your phone
>>53484868
Dude, this cracked me up man, I'm also on some good haze, shit man
>>53483884
I'd still tongue her anus desu
>>53485634
But that's where poo comes from
>>53485686
that's kinda hot
>>53484227
This.
I think the reason I don't like the word "code" is that it implies that the thing being "coded" is not meant to be understood it the form it's being written in which is completely the opposite of most of the programming people do.
>>53484227
>because yay! :D
if (a<b && b>a)
This was funnier than the return 5.
>>53487093
I just don't like it because I've never seen a decent programmer referring to himself as a coder. Algorithm researchers barely write code at all, the actual serious jobs in CS involve more thinking and designing that coding.
>>53484371
Filtered.
>>53488434
better safe then sorry, right?
what if a is less than b, but b isn't greater than a?
what then, huh, punk?
