Body Hacking
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How autistic do you have to be to implant LEDs and RFID chips under your skin? Stop pretending like technology is going to improve your body function, we aren't to that point yet, and nig-rigged medical procedures like this just make you look like an edgelord faggot.
Wouldnt MRI scanner rip that shit right out?
>>53416813
Yes. So would a large magnet. Imagine chasing these guys around with a 2" neodymium cube.
>>53416836
Oh man the visual image of that is priceless
>>53416862
You could just affix it to their hand and leave them to sort out the colossal mess. It's the cyborg equivalent of gum in their hair.
:^)
Body modification in general is stupid.
See also tattoos, piercings, tongue-cutting, genital modification.
>>53416895
This. For degenerates, by degenerates.
>>53416916
>genital modification
>degenerates
Perhaps right now but you'll be singing a different tune in a decade when I'm strangling you with my 8' octococks while I rape your sister and GF.
>>53416890
>body hacking
>doesnt improve you at all
These guys are worse than weaboos
>>53416786
Fuck me this is an actual thing? Wouldn't your tendons rub into the LED's everytime you moved your fingers? I'm wriggling my digits and looking at my hand, seeing the tendons press into my skin, and can't imagine how goddamn uncomfortable that must be with a fucking foreign object nested in that tiny space between the two. I realize the epidermis is elastic but it can't be that forgiving.
>>53416944
>I realize the epidermis is elastic but it can't be that forgiving
>>53416916
hi /pol/
>>53416965
Left is better....
>>53416977
I bet you think she'd be better with a cock too.
>>53416969
hello degenerate
>>53416965
Sure, but there's no tendons being pressed into the bags they placed on her chest. I wasn't saying the skin would tear, I was saying it'd be uncomfortable and taut.
>>53417051
The pectorals are under the breasts and they shift about a lot more. I've burnt my hands a few times with molten iron, the only time it interfered with tendon movement was when I actually burnt into the tendon and the scab would catch in the hole (that was a fun 2 months).
>>53416993
Yes, and?
>>53416813
>>53416836
implantable RFID wouldn't get ripped out by an MRI, they thought of that, and worked around it.
also, I know /g/ isn't very cyberpunk these days but your telling me you -wouldn't- embed a computer in your body? with neural interface, so you can code in your dreams?
LEDs are pretty fucking stupid though i'll give you that.
>>53417085
Yeah, I see how that makes sense. Regardless you'd have to feel SOMETHING when using that hand, right? Those LED'S are fairly large. I don't know, I just feel I'd go fucking bonkers with that mass in my hand.
>>53417138
Implantable RFID is one thing but LEDs themselves are magnetic.
>>53417157
You'd definitely feel it for a while but it's amazing what you can get used to. Think of how you can feel a filling for the first few days after having it done.
>those ugly as fuck stitch jobs
who did that, a parrot?
>>53417260
I think that's congealed blood.
>>53417198
Now that you mention it I've had enough IV's in my hand to understand you begin to grow accustomed to the feeling and soon forget about it.
Still, the idea behind implanted LED'S into your hand is insane. I guess it'd be useful in a blackout.
>>53416916
I told my grandmother not to get that fucking pacemaker that dumb degenerate whore
>>53417260
This is from an article about a body hacking convention.
http://www.npr.org/sections/alltechconsidered/2016/03/10/468556420/body-hacking-movement-rises-ahead-of-moral-answers
It looks like gross stitching because it was done at a convention booth.
>>53417288
I think it's retarded too.
>I guess it'd be useful in a blackout.
If I were so concerned about being naked in a blackout, I'd shove a small buttplug with an integrated LED up my ass every time I took my underwear off. At least I wouldn't need minor surgery to replace the battery.
>>53417329
who the fuck gets surgery done at a convention booth
You guys remember that guy that embedded magnets under all of his finger tips and his fingers got very infected and they had to partially amputate two or three of his fingers?
i would give a lot for body genarated usb
>>53416886
>It's the cyborg equivalent of gum in their hair
I'm from /k/ and this sounds interesting. Where can I get a bullet implant?
I have a 890 Byte NFC ship under my skin on my left hand, it creeps them out when I exchange my contact information with it.
>>53417331
Kek, I was trying really hard to find a positive.
>>53417434
Threaten a police officer with a screwdriver. He'll give you 6 or 7.
>>53416786
You sound jelly
>>53417138
>you -wouldn't- embed a computer in your body?
Absolutely not.
I'd maybe get a connection jack thingy so that i could control computers but most definitely not an actual computer.
>>53416890
Piss off Satan I will never accept your mark
>>53417434
Why not implant a gun in your body?
>>53417138
The security would have to be airtight. Imagine getting your fucking neural data hacked.
>>53417138
It's bad enough that the NSA can hack into my PC why would I give them the opportunity to hack into my body?
>>53417138
>but your telling me you -wouldn't- embed a computer in your body? with neural interface, so you can code in your dreams?
interface I would think about it.
computer? fuck no.
I hope I get to live and see malware written specifically to fuck up people with implants.
http://sendvid.com/9pi6dev1
because /g/ is gay about webms
>>53416786
Meh kids these days just don't have much new ground to cover in terms of rebellion. It's literally all been done before. That's why so many of you dipshits run around accusing anything even a little out of line with your pedestrian sensibilities of being "too edgy." Your idea of rebellion is voting for Ron Paul or Donald Trump, and pretending that Ayn Rand was anything but a complete dingbat cunt. You are literally rebelling against rebellion, because you correctly realize that the last few generations before you did it all, and there's just no way you can ever hope to compete. Fucking spiky, unnaturally dyed hair? Are you kidding me? Body piercings? Drugs? You'd just be fucking fitting in at this point. Still as you can see, some of you try, and fail hilariously.
Pic related. He invented stage diving. He's pushing 70 and still doing it. You'll never be as hardcore or cool as fucking Iggy Pop. You might as well not even bother trying, because it'll just be painfully embarrassing. You'll never have his fucking abs either.
>>53416786
what about implanting a magnet into your finger
>>53418865
>iggy pop
>cool
I bet you think Dick Jagger and Keef Richards are cool too
>>53419095
>how to never work with electronics ever again
The nightmare of every cyberpunk isn't it?
>>53416977
Mah nuggah.
>>53419723
>actually thinking it will have any effect on electronics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVVTSXA0HTU
