ITT: /g/ starts a company
Here's the scenario: Your uncle passed away last weekend. His will states that his $150,000 savings will be yours. You use this opportunity to start your own company.
What does your company do?
Make faggot anime body pillows for lonely NEETS
>>53408585
this
We milk kickstarter and patreon
Why would he give his savings to me instead of his own kids?
>>53408641
He doesn't have any kids
>>53408666
But he does. They're my cousins.
Would make a clothing store for morbidly obese women and donate some of the profit to support feminism
This is sure to get people to upboat my posts on redditos
Build robots that suck dick and eat ass.
>>53408533
>What does your company do?
Logos
>>53408533
just buy some stocks
>>53408676
>>53408533
Whirly Ball!
My company is going to be called Anon LLC. and it will rent me out to companies to work there and also buy me a house. I actually want to be a wage slave tbqh. Having the responsibility for a company sounds shit, even if you make a bit more money.
>>53408759
why bill gates on there?
>>53408533
buy 4chan
>>53409032
kek
150 000 isn't that much really, would travel and put the rest in stocks.
>>53409134
Put it in vanguard, never touch it again. Add more money.
Depending on how much money I can add over the years, I'll get to a million in 15 to 25 years.
make my own wisp
>>53408533
Grow pot.
>>53408759
>the mac setup guy
fucking kek
My company buys anime convention tickets and then sells them at double the price a month before the con starts. The profit margins are impressive.
I'd consider going to business school on his dime, then come up with an idea during or after that.
I'd also go to a franchise convention and look around.
Will make an add on for occulus rift. Will put camera on it so that you can see real life in 3d.
>>53409032
What are you going to do with the $149,999 left?
Rent a warehouse, buy 3d printers, hire white male engineering graduates, make robots
I'd sell audiophile cables. Interconnects, speaker wires, digital cables, power cables and whatever. Just write something amazing in the description about the unearthly capabilities of the piece of wire(mention science a few times), inflate the price 100-1000 fold and make them look pretty. Send free units to popular reviewers in the industry and shill them on "high end" audio forums.
