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>be me, recently got sys admin job with no skills whatsoever
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>be me, recently got sys admin job with no skills whatsoever
>there be some 45yrold creepy dude at work that watches porn on his company computer
>manager complains and asks me for proof of his actions
>find out he's using chrome remote desktop to control a computer at home and streaming audio video to his company computer
>there's nothing locally stored
>all data traffic looks like chrome shit I dunno

What do. How do I get actual evidence. Plus there is no RDP setup for the company (for some unknown reason)
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>>53401759

video camera
duh
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I don't get people like you. What do you think you're going to gain from getting other people fired?
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>>53401759

Which company is hiring unskilled system admins?
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>>53401779
This. Why bother with something that doesn't affect you? If he's not out yet its because he is meeting the company's expectations.
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>>53401779
I literally dont give a shit, but my manager does. If I say I won't do it, I'll get wooped. So I guess I gotta do my job regardless.

>>53401776
I dont think they will like security cameras in their offices

>>53401784
A local dumb company duh

>>53401832
Either do it or have a angry manager hate u for the rest of the 2 weeks I'll have left there
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>>53401860
You''re obviously being setup for a trap.
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>>53401759
Hide a camera. This is better than spying on the screen since he can't claim it's a virus or his kids.

If you really want to go the technical route, just install a VNC server.

Make sure it's legal in your jurisdiction though. In the democratic people's republic of yurop, people have successfully sued for wrongful termination after being fired for browsing cp at work
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Ever since I left city YOU
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Install screen capture software on his desktop. How retarded are you.
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>>53401759
>backtrack the ip
>remote in
>record the images
>enhance footage
>???
>profit
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fuck you
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>>53401759
run a VNC server as a service on his computer and install a keylogger.
>>53401779
>What do you think you're going to gain from getting other people fired
a fucking raise and stability


or block his home IP on the firewall. If you do that one of two things happen. he is forced to watch porn from his browser and you can catch that or he stops watching porn. detail these things out in a report (or just an email) to your boss, let him know the pros and cons of both and ask him which one to do. then do that one.
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also replace his porn with video of yourself dancing around in a diaper
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>>53402785
watch me crank that soulja boy then super man that hoe now watch me YOU
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>>53402891
>>53402903
How the fuck do I backtrack the home IP from chrome remote desktop request
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>>53403397
Couldn't you just log every connection to a Google server from his computer and keep track of the amount of data being transferred over those specific connections?
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>>53401759
>What do.
Stop being a rat. Snitches get stitches.
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>>53401759
in my country, if a boss does that, you go to a special court and make him pay money for doing that. And he will be fined and have justice on his back for a long time.
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>>53403675
Yea but is there a way to retrieve the IP address?

>>53403717
I dont wanna rat, but I also dont wanna be homeless
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>>53401759
Why don't you try recording him?
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>>53403994
Is it really hard for a sysadmin to put locks on porn sites?
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>>53404011
It is when you're as incompetent as OP.
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>>53403992

> being this cucked by your job
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just block outbound rdp traffic so he'll stop
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>>53404040

checked repeating digits
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>>53402903
>a fucking raise and stability

Except no. An employer isn't going to give you more money if he doesn't have to, not in this day and age. He'll thank OP with a smile, maybe offer him free lunch and that'll be it. OP is a huge cuck that is doing dirty work for a spineless manager.
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>>53403992
I thought you just needed proof that he was watching porn. You don't need his home IP address if he's transferring gigabytes of data a day from a Google IP address.
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Keylogger should do it. When he types for Young Hot Teen Sex, think that should be enough. Or put up a secret video cam in his room. Ez
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>>53403992
>Yea but is there a way to retrieve the IP address?
You'll want permission I think, but sniff packets and isolate the ones coming from his computer. Probably can isolate it by ports to see if there are any outgoing RDP/VNC ports unless it's outgoing from another port. This should maybe have a place in your toolkit
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>>53404242
lan tap
open wireshark
click filter bar
ip.addr==[his ip address at work] && tcp.port==3389
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>>53401759
The more important question is, does he whip out his oldie dick and jerk off in the office?
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>>53401779
fewer idiots on the network to deal with the more time can be spent doing work
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>>53401759
regedit.exe > file > connect to remote registry > his IP > enable HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Control\Terminal Server > connect remotely and get screenshots
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>>53401759
just block the ip he's connecting to and watch him squirm. he'll figure out a way to fuck himself up from there.

a light touch does wonders anon
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>>53401759
Take a photo with the camera on your phone.
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Mind your own business and get back to work?
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>>53404388
what a fucking ugly couple...though with his billions he could have got himself a hot white shiksa
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>>53404487
so.... you wouldn't s her p every day?

damn son
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>>53404306

he said the guy is remoting into his home machine you cunt.
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>>53404552
hurrr durrr how is he connecting to his home machine genius? via the internet or UPS?
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>>53404552
sorry that was mean. connecting out and steaming audio or video still leaves and obvious signature. especially since he knows the ip of the workstation connecting out.


even if he had a vpn it's pretty easy to see where it's connecting out to to proxy thru and just as easy to null route or otherwise block
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listen up you nu-male cuck, if you ever want a fucking chance of outwitting an alpha male who gets paid money to do what he wishes with his time your going to have to step it up a notch cuck boy.


First of all your boss is going to blow your cover if he keeps nagging you over this, the alpha would never truly trust you, you were bait sent out to gather him intel. (by the sounds of it your rather clumsy)

Now then what you need to do is get your boss to discuss this issue with you outside of work, perhaps at a coffee shop or resturant, somewhere quiet enough you can easily record the information.

Now you blackmail your boss either for lots of promotions/raises and you are in effect the new leader.

I believe in you anon.
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>>53402823
This. I work as an IT and I just watch other peoples computer all day.
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>>53404524
nigger please shes an ugly gook
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>>53404413
fuckin nerd
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>>53404958
fucking average
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>>53404906
meh im sorry i just dont see it

huge kneecaps tho
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>using creepy as a synonym for unattractive
Back to facebook OP
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>>53404485
I seriously don't get the hate on OP doing his fucking job.

Line of thinking
>employee gets paid to Fuck off
>unprofitable
>company suffers
>try to carry dead weight and burn out or lower wages or both

OR

>bust the faggot
>company thrives
>you get a good rep with the guy who signs your fucking checks

Op owes this faggot nothing. Burn away the leeches.
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Does he jerk off at work as well?
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