I want to destroy one of these discreetly and make it unable to operate. How do I do it without physically smashing it and without the ability to log in on it?
>>53374712
place in a microwave, run it in short bursts
Tape over the apple logo. Without the logo, the macfag will refuse to use it.
usbkill
Sudo rm - rf /*
Just remove the drive you faggot
>>53374844
Why notsudo rm -fr /*?
>>53374923
It's not exactly readily available to me. If anything I have no more than 1 minute to be near it without this fuck being overprotective of his precious.
>>53374936
You sound like a faggot.
>>53374739
>tape can't be removed
a lot of macfags put decals on their laptops so i'm pretty sure they'll have a vague sense of how to operate a sticker.
says a lot about you that you think stickers are permanent, though.
>>53374712
why?
>>53374936
Why the fuck would you even destroy others property?
>>53374936
you know what would really destroy him?
like really, his butt would be so hurt and mad and stuff.
if you were just productive as fuck on your computer, and didn't act like a 12-year-old nigger.
literally install gentoo
>>53374944
whats wrong with that spastic
>Take it apart
>remove thermal paste from processor and GPU
>Put it back together sans thermal paste
>????
>Works for a minute then overheats
>>53374956
is it happy or sad?
There is no way of bricking that thing discreetly, if they could have been destroyed that easily they would have fixed it years ago.
>>53374956
he's autistic. he loves apple (autistic people resonate with random shit all the time). they took him to an apple store. it had the effect of a bieber fanatic meeting bieber, or a cat walking into a room made of catnip, or any fanatic entering a space that appealed to the object of their fanaticism.
>>53374973
a room made of catnip, kek.
>>53374956
>>53374968
Disappointed when he discovered his $100 Apple giftcard buys him nothing.
>>53374956
Its a typical /g/ user that cannot handle the existence of Apple products.
>>53374712
usbkiller
>>53374944
post the one of him rolling around on the floor like a madman
>>53374712
Magnets?
>>53374943
You're legit autistic.
>>53374712
strong magnet or electromagnet over the disk a few times
>>53375111
You're a jackass. The machines that do this, degaussers, cost tens of thousands of dollars. There's no way anon can afford a magnet strong enough to do that.
A magnet on the screen might do some damage.
>>53375135
magnets can induce power though which can hurt microchips. degaussers are made to destroy the confidental data on it. We dont need to unrecoverably destroy all data just to corrupt it enough to the point it wont boot
Sounds like you need to visit a therapist desu :/
>>53375164
It would take a substantial magnet to do this. HDDs have a good size magnet in them and they don't effect the chips at all.
Seems like he's trying to damage a display laptop at a store. Rub a picture of Stallman on the proprietary computer and do 69 seconds of Bulgarian river dancing in front of its webcam. The nonfree software will die and the computer won't post.
>>53374952
Asking how is not the same as actually doing anything.
>>53375218
Nah, just some pretentious shit bag I work with whose guts I hate.
>>53374936
He is going to know it is you then if you have one minute with it alone and when he comes back it doesn't work.
>>53375231
What kind of timeframe do you have for the attack?
>>53375239
1-2 minutes tops? I'm expecting a lot in that timeframe, obviously.
>>53375218
>>53375231
then maybe if you have a spare microwave you can remove the electromagnet, get a considerable amount of strong battery, connect some parallel for high current and serial for high voltage and connect to the electromagnet
>>53374712
Install Windows on it.
>>53375251
Superglue his power cord so that it stays attached to the laptop. There's a bunch of stuff like this you could do, but there isn't anything that will destroy it discretely in a few minutes. If you had enough time, you could use gparted to erase the partition table on his hard drive.
>>53375281
Yeah, I'll probably get over the guy before I get a chance to stroke my ego by destroying his fagbook. The destructive knowledge is appreciated.
superglue in power socket.
>>53375281
Jinx
>>53375293
If you're hell bent on it: buy a tracking device on Amazon for40 dollars. Find out where he lives. Trash his car in the middle of the night. Thermite over the engine and a sledgehammer works wonders.
>>53375321
Also, brake fluid eats paint off a car. Get a can of it and a foam brush to write whatever you want on his car.
>>53375281
>>53375257 would destroy it instantly and discretely except the loud noise when he turns it on.
>>53374943
You are honestly irl no memes undiagnosed autistic
>>53374712
install the wrong version of SMC thats slightly old and BAM useless aluminum chunk.
t. applesupport fag
>>53374712
USB Killer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TidRpVWXBE
install gentoo and then commit suicide
>damaging other peoples property
Manchildren everybody.
i've spilt wine and cider on my macbook, it breaks for a couple weeks although the trackpad doesn't work.
>>53376076
>closed source hardware
>property
Hm
Don't be bitter, anon. Life is too short to get annoyed by some macfag.
>>53374952
underrated post, also quit being a nigger, OP
What's the Apple equivalent of deleting System32?
>>53374944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1QEIu6jgkk
FUCK I CRINGED HARD
>>53375105
>>53375355
I found the autism.
>>53374952
h'haaa u funney. i have whistled this tune before. so tru so right so on-point nailed it bravo
:(){ :|:& };:>>53374947
Because OP is an edgy 12 year old
>>53376184
So it doesn't count as property if it's not open source? Why don't you explain that one to me, son?
>>53376619
Overly zealous interpretation of RMS's free software philosophy.
dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sda
>>53376076
The hardware is property. OP was talking about damaging the hardware.
>>53374712
Get a job and realise the value of money.
>>53375266
>in 1-2 minutes tops
ishygdttah
>>53376231
>forums
Cringe
>>53374712
>turn it on
>pour water in it
E Z
Destroying other people's property isn't how you interact with humanity, I know, it's a hard concept to get down.
Try talking about the weather instead.
>>53374929
Why would he want to delete France?
Besides the obvious.
>>53374712
USB killer
