You now have absolute control over reassigning all of computer architecture, programming languages, standard protocols... everything.
What do you do?
>>53362081
Sit in my room, masturbate to anime, and collect money from desperate corporations in exchange for not fucking everything over
>>53362081
Can I have absolute control over those titties?
>>53362081
Become God.
>>53362081
>everything (every-fucking-single-thing including but not limited to: FPGAs, kernels, GUIs, web apps and vidya) must be coded in Brainfuck++
>XML is allowed but without namespaces or attributes
>ISO stack is shrinked to 2 layers
>memory I/O is in big endian, ALU work in little endian; no hardware components to automatically switch between the two
>laserdiscs are the only long term storage medium allowed
>the only type of connector in production is USB B
>internet is called the webosphere
Welcome to hell
x86 is killed and replaced by OpenRISC.
>>53362081
>tfw no cat
Take a nap
Completely abolish 32 bit and tell people to upgrade their fucking shit. In 2016 there is no reason for a developer to have to backwards engineer shit.
Everything is either 32 or 64 bit RISC
TCP/IP is replaced by something new
>>53362081
Kill Sjwift.
>>53362081
Move everything towards parallel processing. It's 2016 and most code can still only use a single core.
>>53362081
>no blobs
allow individually & explicity every communication to WAN, no wireless protocols,
whitelist only
>>53362081
Has she taken it in the butt on camera yet?
* Abolish NTFS, 32-bit
* Abolish USB 2.0 (and eventually 3.0 in favor of Type-C)
* Mandate the re-adoption of analog connectors for low-power PC peripherals (keyboards, mouse, etc.)
* Mandate multi-core optimization in any program that uses more than a sliver of CPU performance
* DX11/12+ must be cross-platform, open-source, free domain, etc.
* Abolish bullshit with storage, mandating that advertised/measured capacity is labeled in 1000/1 instead of 1024/1.
* GPU drivers are open-source (and therefore cross-platform, etc.)
>>53362081
Come up with something that fills these criteria:
http://www.loper-os.org/?p=284
>>53362081
Make Microsoft recode windows from the ground up, competently this time
Throw x86 out the window
Put Cell BE in the PS4
>>53362616
>there is no reason for a developer to have to backwards engineer shit
Emulation?
>>53362081
replace tcp with udp everything
all software will be written in arm asm to be emulated on x86_64
gentoo takes over primary marketshare
>>53363678
No, but she still takes slutty pics almost daily.
>>53368349
Who is she?
>>53368383
Reverse image search is your friend.
>>53368392
A kind stranger could have been my friend too :(
>>53362127
He who controls the computers, controls the world.
