They are also tracking devices.
Why are people so naive about wearables?
How far are we away from humans accepting implantable tech instead of wearables?
I don't own a smartwatch as I'm not a huge faggot.
Of course it does. How else would it give you tips and track your jo stats?
who needs a watch when JO crystals have been around for millennia
>>53292461
i dont own one but why would someone care if im wanking or not?
>>53292461
But im always wanking
>>53292461
Do you mean that when you're 'at it' you can expect to receive Tenga advertisement.
>>53292637
Google now will automatically start showing you titties if you jerk it with the watch hand it's pretty great desu senpai
http://www.electronicbeats.net/feed/circuit-board-tattoos-turn-your-skin-into-a-synth/
and tge fucking devs are so excited "yeah you won't need to carry a credit card anymore how cool"
fucking money grabbers destroying humanity..
>>53292558
Your boss would know you're wanking at work
>>53292461
Hot girl.
>>53292718
Well that's what he's paying me for
yeah it's not like you can take smartwatches off or anything.
I think smartwatches are retarded but c'mon, anon.
>>53292969
People don't take it off when wanking
im counting on it.
it arouses me to have my smartwatch know i am fapping and its incapable of running away.
i set it to this and fap away, knowing that smartwatch kun is watching me fap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRCe5L1imxg
My regular watch knows when I'm wanking.
Just put the watch on the dick. Apple will think you're clocking
>>53292461
Yeah, but jerking off while wearing it will level up my pikachu.
>>53292558
>le if you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear maymay xD
Use the other hand.
>>53294998
>having a dick small enough to only wank with 1 hand
>2016
I hope you don't do this
>>53293890
2 guitarist and a dancing horn blower for such a flat sounding song, hopefully they died before the 60s ended
>>53295026
>not having big hands enough to wank your 50cm giga nigga dick one handed
>>53295666
>le devils trips confirm
What's a good smart watch around $20?
>>53292461
my isp knows when I'm wanking
>>53292461
>mfw don't care about smartwatches but pregnant black women are my fetish
>>53292461
Humans aren't accepting wearables though.
>>53292461
>jap'd
>>53292461
damn, if they have a daughter she's going to be hot ass fuck when she hits her teens
>>53292461
But I don't fap left-handed...
Who faps with their watch hand? Only women wear a watch on the dominant hand
>>53297942
>not wearing mech on left and smartwatch on right hand
>21st century
>>53292461
Pro tip: the fbi can't get into an iPhone. Who the fuck do you think would track you? Who the fuck are you to have the arrogance to believe anyone has ever given a fuck about what you do?
>>53292461
RICED
>>53292461
imagine an led Bluetooth smart watch implanted under the skin in your hand. uber thin.
>>53296428
Nothing
Best cheap smartwatch is a Pebble for $100
>>53297942
I've only ever met one woman who wore her watches on her dominant hand, they were men's watches too
You wear a watch on you're non jacking hand op
Source: use a smart watch daily
It can only tell because your heart rate goes up but you're not walking
>>53292461
Acting as though cybernetic implants are a bad thing. Dawg if I could have a hard drive in my head that stored every bit of information I wanted to store and have immediate accurate access to said data id be super fucking happy. Goodbye memory loss.
>>53298777
Thanks Mr. Rosenberg I feel much safer now, Nothing to hide nothing to fear amirite? xD
>>53292529
underrepresented reply
>>53292461
Of course it does, I use it to tie my dick so I can last longer
>>53292461
>YOUR SMARTWATCH KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE WANKING
I've been #NoFap for the past three months, so no it doesn't.
>>53300097
And how's that been going for you?
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