>watching a movie
>oops gotta pee
>reach for space bar to pause
>accidentally hit the 'n' key
>vlc skips to beginning of movie, loses track of where I was
God damn Windows 10 fucking sucks
>>53132283
>hits hotkey in VLC
>blames the OS
>windows should protect me from my stubby manbaby hands REEEEEEEEEE
>>53132283
>being such a inept ape that you can't even hit the keys you want to hit on a keyboard properly
I don't watch movies
>wants to do something
>hits the key for something else
how could this happen
That's nothing
>be me
>at bar with my best friend
>leave laptop in car because no need for it when enjoying some drinks
>someone breaks into my car and installs windows 10 on my laptop
Fucking windows 10
>>53132283
>Hit power button on laptop
>computer turns off
God damn Linux fucking sucks
>>53132283
>close laptop lid
>screen turns off
>computer goes to sleep
Linux is fucking trash
>eating a burger while watching a movie on Windows 10
>distracted by movie
>accidentally try to stuff burger into nose, not mouth
>get sauce all over my face
>need to go wash my face, miss key elements of plot
God damn Windows 10 sucks
>go to turn computer on
>get up to take off shoes
>trip over chair leg
>spill my mountain dew
God damn Linux fucking sucks
>walking down the street to 7/11 because I ran out of Mountain Dew
>notice beautiful woman walking towards me, tip my fedora at her
>trip on the trails of my trench coat, would be future gf laughs and walks away
God damn Windows 10 fucking sucks
>>53132404
>Walk to nearest sword smith to sharpen my katana
>stop by store to buy spaghetti and mountain dew
>see cute girl on the way out
>stand up straight and walk non nonchalantly with katana on my back
>hit shin on table
>spill spaghetti and mountain dew
God damn Linux fucking sucks
>get to work
>open laptop lid
>OH YES OH YES FUCK ME OHHH FUCKING FUCK OH GOD YES FUCK ME IN MY ASSHOLE AND SMACK MY TITS, OH FUCK YES SPIT ON ME YOU WORTHLESS PUSSY, OH FUCKKKK
>slam lid down
>woman I work with peering over the top of my cubicle
>Go to sleep at night.
>Neighbours below me are fucking loudly
>Stomp my feet
>Hear them finish up
>03:38
>wake up from loud sex
>It's 06.28 here now and I couldnt fall asleep
>fucking Windows 10
>>53132283
>Go to a public restroom
>Get raped
WINDOWS!!!!! >:|
>>53132283
>start up pc
>tells me to press any button to continue
>press power button
>pc turns off
Windows 7 fucking blows guys
>>53132467
>mein gesicht wenn
>>53132283
>Be stumbling fat fingered idiot
>accidentally press a VLC hotkey
>somehow can't track back to where he was in the movie
>FUCKING MICROSOFT REEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>53132309
Spoken like an autist
>>53132579
autists get caught up in fantasy worlds...
>make myself some ramen
>go back to computer and start watching a movie on vlc
>spill noodles all over keyboard and it stops working
>have to buy a new one
God damn Winows 10 fucking sucks
>phone ring
>accidentally spill my gatorade and water bottle all over the cpu/gpu inside because its open and I'm working on it
>computer goes on fire
FUCKINGGGGGGGGGG INTEL AMD I HATE YOU
>tfw Arsenal vs Barcelona and Juve vs Bayern today
FUCK. Which one to watch /sp/?
>movie.exe
windows 10
>>53132283
>Eat lunch
>Forget to eat dinner
>Now it's 7 am
>Forgot to sleep too
God damn Windows fucking sucks
>>53132294
who is, the average windows user
>>53132283
That has nothing to do with Windows 10 you autistical spergasm
>>53132672
wew. Wrong thread.
>Have autism
God damn Linux fucking sucks
>watching a movie
>windows 10 mandatory update pops up
>accidenally hit the 'n' key trying to dismiss it
God damn VLC fucking sucks.
>>53132719
>>53132672
wrong board entirely
>>53132620
Actually autists can't extrapolate things like emotions, or imaginations.
>>53132745
This meme would be more funny if you said you accidentally hit the space key instead, because in Windows the space key will invoke whatever button is selected, which would have started the update. It would also tie in better with the reversal of ops post because op accidentally hit the 'n' key in VLC and blamed Windows, where you would have accidentally hit the space key in Windows and blamed VLC.
Good effort, 7/10
>>53132779
I don't buy this, see:
>Sonic fanfiction
>>53132806
Sonic is so attractive to autists because the characters are shallow, one dimensional cutouts with easily readable emotions. Also see: MLP.
>>53132788
I tried, senpai.
>streaming a movie
>accidentally hit the start key
>playback stutters as telemetry transfers all my personal information to MS and the FBI
>suddenly classified as sex offender for possessing studio ghibli films
>new ads appear in my start menu
God damn Windows 10 fucking sucks
>>53132672
Juve v Bayern is the superior game since Barcelona either steamrolls arselel or loses/ties on an incredibly boring match.
>>53132881
lmao
>Blaming VLC for your inability to hit the spacebar, literally the biggest key on the entire keyboard
>>53132788
You're that faggot that analyzes memes.
Carefull guys, we have "TEH MEME KING" here.
Sit back and enjoy the fiction you autist, you literally can't control your autism online. Holy shit i bet you're worse in real life.
>miss the largest key on the keyboard
>blame the OS
>>53132283
>interrupting your movie
>not going to the bathroom before hand
My inner /tv/fag is rustled
>>53132283
>watching a movie
>oops gotta pee
>reach for space bar to pause
>accidentally hit the 'n' key
>VLC is not responding
God damn it windows
>>53133082
You used "autist" and "autism" in the same sentence. Using the same word frequently is a sign of autism. Your meme would be better if you had called me a sperg first, then said I couldn't control my autism.
6/10
>>53132881
This. Also Juve looking stacked as fuck right now.
>>53133188
I can't wait for hololens, then I can bring the movie with me to pee
>>53132283
>working as cleanup for a big building
>building has like 20 windows
>closing all the windows before closing
>finally finish closing all the windows
>about to walk home
>see the 10th window is open again
FUCKING WINDOWS 10 REEEEEE
>>53132283
>Use Linux Mint
>Become botnet free
>Wordpress hacked
>trolololol linux security
>>53132323
Obviously you hit the power button when you need MORE POWERRR
>wanting to blog about freedom
>time for some delicious foot cheese
>oops I slipped
>hands fall on the keyboard and accidentally type up a bunch of weird shit advocating pedophilia and beastiality and post it online
God damn gnu plus linux fucking sucks
>>53133208
Kek, moar
>Watching movies
>VLC is stopped
>Restarting in 15 minures and 58 Seconds
Fuck you windows 10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC4Mlhna6kE
![DSC_0193[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sjq3VpQ.jpg "DSC_0193[1].jpg")
>watching a movie
>oops gotta pee
>go to toilet
>grab some food when coming back
>Hi
>we updated your PC for you
>all your files are exactly where you left off
>just a moment
>do not turn off your computer
>
>>53133265
>hold the power button to build up power
>screen goes black, computer silent
>throw out computer because i over charged it
>setting up solar panel array ZX-13C
>oops toolbox is just out of reach
>reach for ratchet to fasten bolt
>accidentally unclip my tether
>crew module slips just out of reach, and I watch it slowly disappear into the dark nothingness until I lose track of it
God damn space sucks ass
>>53132283
SMplayer, homo
>>53133227
Underrated post
>>53132283
>not using mpchc and pausing by just clicking
>hawing fingers so fat that you miss the spacebar
>blame OS and a specific OS version for an hotkey that's been in the program as long as it exists
retard
>>53133592
>2016
>not wearing an APU on your EVA
thats what you get, bud.
>Buy rubbing alcohol
>Doesn't taste all that good
Fucking Windows 10
>Windows 10 gives me a blue screen with some cryptic numbers
>Use cryptic digits as lotto play numbers
>win 500 billion dollars
Fuck Windows 10
>>53132283
>oops gotta pee
This is why you piss in a bottle instead of getting up. If you don't have a bottle, just piss in your pants.
>>53132323
>powering off computer
but the uptime
>Professor announces test last week for today.
>we arrive today, ready for the test.
>Prof turns on his Mac to view his schedule.
>Prof says test is not today, and that he doesn't know why we all say the test is today.
Fucking Windows 10
