You have 5 seconds to explain why you still have a FB account, /g/.
GO!
Tinder
>>53114222
>2016
>Using Tinder
For the off chance my ex messages me for a fuck
Because i get my meymeys from the sites i liked. Alot of meymeys
>>53114248
fucking your ex is never a good idea, bro
>>53114245
sorry, not everyone is into grindr like you
One word: civilised political discourse
>>53114270
I know. She is good at it though.
Local news, groups for housing and cheap furniture. Spying on sluts.
>>53114222
>2016
>Not meeting girls on 4chan
pol tier debate
spreading red pill tier statements
nudes
private facebook groups
i dont fucking care if they know my name
>>53114200
I've never had any social media, with the exception of Twitter. I don't follow anybody I know, just a few need groups and game developers.
>>53114200
I don't.
Facebook is for old people who don't know how to use Instagram.
>>53114359
Lots of attention whoring sluts there. Especially the fit ones.
>>53114381
You say that like it's a bad thing.
>friendless losers ITT
>>53114222
>not having a fake account
>>53114414
I'm not. Love watching fit asses.
>>53114200
deactivated it today, anon
>>53114510
>implying your social media presence defines your worth
>>53114200
never had one
>>53114222
>using STinDer
>>53114510
>friendless losers
social media was created for friendless losers to feel like they aren't friendless losers while remaining friendless losers
>>53114584
>implying it doesnt in this day and age
>>53114620
>Implying you're 12
>>53114615
I'd be your friend if we had Facebook.
For messenger...
I need access to people's posts/groups so I have a fake account.
Give me one reason why this helps Facebook or hurts me.
Getting what the professor assigned for homework from classmates
>>53114953
They still know who you really are anon.
>>53115056
This pretty much
It's not hard to track you via IP and other accounts. They probably already have a user profile of you.
>>53114200
You have 5 seconds to explain why you keep making these retarded threads.
>>53114200
Because I'm a pathetic cuck, that's why. The real reasons are I run a small page, keep track of things I like there, and masturbate to pictures of girls from my old high school class.
There's a Facebook page I created but did nothing with that's steadily gaining likes. I have no clue why it's happening but it's entertaining
I don't
to spread trump memes
>>53114270
it's okay if >>53114304 that is true, they didn't end on awful terms, and he still has the upper hand monetarily and/or emotionally (i.e. he can kick her out of his place easily, pay for her cab fare back to her spot, and not feel bad about it at all). it's only tricky if you expect anything more than sex. that's what ropes people back in.
signed,
someone who continues to fuck a few of his exes, but made the mistake of getting emotionally roped back in with one of them, because i was a fucking idiot that forgot how much of a pathetic slut she was, because she is fucking stellar at drinking my piss and taking my cock in any hole, and i got addicted to it, and now i cry in the bathroom when i take a shit every morning and will be depressed for another month or two
Oauth logins for third party sites. Still means you have to trust Facebook with your details but at least you don't have to keep coming up with new passwords all the time
>>53114381
>>53114414
Making your life looking good to strangers.
Group messenger with decent notification system.
>>53114200
he thinks all the stupid fucks are going to make him rich.
>>53116561
he's already rich ...
>>53116612
richer.
>>53114200
>2016
>still on facebook
>mfw
memebook is old, its myspace circa 2007
I have friends and family.
>>53114200
I don't.
>>53118354
So do I. They can contact me in person, via e-mail, Google Hangouts, SMS, telephone or old-mail.
>>53118378
Most people's friends and family don't use Google Hangouts. Most people's friends and family use Facebook.
>>53118495
if someone has an Android phone they'll be automatically connected to the botnet.
you can just start texting/calling them through Hangouts
same goes for gmail.
Friends are too retard to use Google+ and Hangout, that's why.
I just created a new account and deleted my last one because I kept getting muted and they already made a link between the two accounts, suggesting friends from my old account or suggesting products that I like.
Facebook is evil af, I just don't understand how they get to know me that much so fast.
>>53114314
I did this. Don't do this.
I dont
>>53116353
U should buy some vanilla coca cola
Nice job derailing the thread Facebook shills.
>>53114200
to talk to random girls I don't know and offer them money for sex.
To log into websites with fb instead of making an account.
I don't, I even blocked all facebook sites in my host file
>>53114314
>getting khaned
I don't
>>53114200
I don't. Never did.
>>53116353
A U T I S M
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Because it's a useful tool and depriving yourself from it because muh privacy is fucking retarded. You can have your account under a pseudonym, and set it so that people can't find you or tag you in pictures unless you want them to.
>>53114200
Don't have one.
Don't see the point, facebook is literally a placebo for thinking you have many friends. The real friends are the ones you actually go out and do shit with.
You don't need facebook for that. Not even to organise an "event".
Just phone them, tell them, we make party. Then you make party. End of story.
>>53115690
I'm guessing mostly from people in India and the middle east right?
>>53114275
Kek
>>53120718
then why have one?
Masturbate too grills with
>>53120754
For organizing/following events, stalking qts, buying/selling shit, finding old pals
At least that's what I use it for
>>53120782
there are better websites to accomplish this anon. srsly
im actually having some foreign friends there i hold dear... but its not used anyway by me or my friends since in germany literally everyone fires you if your posts/comments etc. are against the norm.
I mean deutsche bahn (german railway company) fired some guy for liking an rapefugee meme
>>53120899
kek und ich dachte die Deutschen wären nicht so empfindlich
Why are you guys still on about Facebook? It's <current year> only people over the age of 40 and foreigners use that. It's all about insta, Twitter and Snapchat now.
>>53120985
wenn du wüsstest...
all my friends are on it
>>53121029
you must be over 18 to post here
>>53114314
ASL BBZ?
>>53121137
i feel sorry for you. don't you ever call or see them?
must be lonely to think you have real friends
>>53121198
Most of the people on my list live abroad.
Everyone here is an asshole.
>>53121104
das ist schade, wo soll ich denn jetzt hinziehen?
Und ich wollte doch unbedingt wieder nach Deutschland.
>>53114200
>ghost in shell thing in real life
I've never had FB account, not real one at least.
>>53121230
shame, I usually fly over or they fly over to me a few times a year. Also in a similar situation, but moving back home soon
>>53116353
>the life and times of casual relationship heathens and losers
Not your blog
>>53121159
Good thing I'm over 18
Because I've had it for long enough that it wouldn't matter if I 'deleted' it anyway
>>53121336
oh, your post screams of a 14 year old
>>53121029
>doing the network of the month thing
You should return to middle school
I opened it in the facebook's early years,
but never used since, and never replied to anyone's invitation.
I rewrote every facebook's domains on my DNS, and throw any email to /dev/null
>>53118562
why? did she have a penis?
>>53114200
The only thing i ever had which qualifies as a social network account was an ICQ id 15 years ago.
Because they don't let you delete it.
Normie friends i suppose, but who cares since i barely use it. Maybe to to fap every now and then but these days i prefer actual porn
