>tfw you drag and drop an icon in the wrong place and it fucks up your entire homsescreen
God android fucking blows.
>Accidentally press the turn off button and confirm to turn off my phone
>phone turns off
Android is fucking retarded
>accidentally download a terminal emulator, give it root privileges and type sudo rm -rf /
>phone disappears
Android is such a piece of shit wtf
>tfw you buy an iPhone and it just works
Goddamn it Apple
>accidentally click ok to a web pop up ad
>phone browser now loads weird sites occasionally
Damn it android
>Having anything on your homescreen besides 6 clocks
>Covering up your anime wallpaper
Why are you even on /g/?
>sneeze on phone screen and everything starts glitching out, sends random snapchats
Android needs to fix this
>drop phone on ground
>screen looks all cracked
Android is utter shit
>tfw I need to custom everything so that it suits my mood
Get yer shit together Android!
>go to /g/ expecting some good technology-related threads
>See this
Android is a piece of shit.
>unlock phone
>phone locked itself
>unlock phone
>phone locked itself
AAAARGH
>this face when showers still make you fuck with cold AND hot water knobs instead of having a single that remembers just how much of each you need.
Fuck life.
>>53095268
>tfw dumb frogposter
>>53095268
>start smoking crack
>i feel energized but i crash a few hours later
god, crack fucking blows
>Move from third world country to UK
>Find this
THANKS ANDROID
>>53095268
>dumb frogposter
>>53096045
Never understood this
t. UK plebian
>dumb frogposter with his shaking manlet hands cannot drag and drop an icon on his 3,5" samsung mini
top
fucking
kek
I swear to God there's like 2 posters TOPS in this thread
>projecting
>>53096349
>he still believes in god
Good job Google
>>53095268
>press to hard on folder icon
>it "picks it up"
>release finger as that's not what I wanted
>icon was at top of screen
>"Remove from desktop" drop space appears
>gone
>>53096399
what's it feel like being a retard? genuinely curious
>>53095268
>tfw you throw your phone against a wall and it breaks
Fucking Android
>>53096415
Have you
Have gou not read the thread?
>>53096498
>tfw you throw your phone against the wall and the wall breaks
Fucking Android
>>53095268
>click on a program icon by mistake
>a program launches
Android is fucking garbage.
>adb reboot bootloader
>fastboot oem unlock
>phone bricks
Goddamnit android.
>Go into Date and Time settings
>change time to 1.1.1970
>phone doesn't turn on any more
Fucking iTurd
>>53095314
>sudo
>/system/bin/sh: sudo: not found
So you can't "accidentally" 'sudo' rm -rf.
>>53096655
>accidentally download a terminal emulator, give it root privileges and type sudo -c "rm -rf /"
>phone disappears
Android is such a piece of shit wtf
>>53096655
Also he said that he gives it root privileges and still uses sudosu
rm - rf /
>>53096682
>/system/bin/sh: sudo: not found
>>53096690
Making sure the phone is dead probably.
>>53096726
>accidentally download a terminal emulator, give it root privileges and type su -c "rm -rf /"
>phone disappears
Android is such a piece of shit wtf
>>53096735
You did it!
>>53096807
You're missing the c on the switch
>>53096819
Eh. Touchscreens.
Fixed it.
>>53096840
now click enter
then change your fonts, you mongoloid
>>53096290
In the US we have one spigot and two knobs, instead of two spigots. So you can get warm water by turning each knob halfway.
>>53096883
Yurofag here
same here
UK is weird as fuck
>>53096807
>>53096840
>that font
consider suicide
>>53097016
no u
####REKT
>open 4chan app by accident
>see nothing but shitposts
fucking android
>>53096290
>>53096045
>>53096944
There you go, friendos
https://youtu.be/HfHgUu_8KgA
>>53096290
>>53096045
>>53096944
>>53097016
>>53096851
Eh.
I like it
At least its not comic sans(?)
>>53096415
How am I retarded for androids flaws??
>>53096840
The fucking font
I don't get how that font is preferred over a nice readable font like roboto or droid
>>53096045
>>53096290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfHgUu_8KgA
>>53097377
Eh. I just like these handwriting fonts.
Don't know.
This thread is now a font discussing thread.
Browse Chinese technology image board.
See pictures of frogs.
Android - not even once.
>buy a galaxy note
>it's too big to use with one hand
God damn it Android
>buy 30 quid tablet on ebay
>the screen is shit
android, am i right?
>buy watch
>suddenly gay people everywhere
fuck nudists
>tfw you drag and drop the wrong file into your github and it fucks up your entire repo
>>53096690
what do
>Drop phone in toilet
>Covered in shit now
Fucking android
>>53099451
You can reach down and grab the shit and eat it from your hands instead tho
Fags.
>>53099264rm -rf /
(no space between - and rf)
>>53099451
>Drop phone on carpet
>Carpet covered in shit now
Fucking Pajeet ... I mean, Android.
>>53095268
>>53095280
>>53095314
>>53095328
>>53095360
>>53095383
Applefags pls go. Unless you're being ironic in your posts, then you can stay
>>53099512
now what
>>53099682
Reboot
>forget phone at McDonald's
>someone (probably black) takes it
When will Android fix this critical security flaw?
>>53100037
Didn't Google add a function to Android with which your phone can be paired with another Bluetooth device and once they lose their connection some alarm rings?
