>hey bro, I have something funny to show you, lend me ur computer for a sec
What do?
open a chrome incognito window for them
>>53070147
>bro, why did u block me from viewing, you have something to hide?
Just beat the little shit and tell him to show me on his laptop if he cares so much.
>>53070124
Here you go.
>>53070124
lmao it's true
>>53070226
>things that never happened
>>53070124
that pic so godamn true .
>>53070427
nigger
>>53070427
I'm white and it is true :(
>>53070436
Or maybe I do the same all the time.
ctl+alt+f4
Here, friend.
>>53070372
Anon, what are these animes doing on your computer?
>>53070448
Yeah me too, never noticed such thing.
But the questions is , why?
>>53070510
Activate when a nigga say some stupid ass shit
>brother came to visit me one day
>left him alone in my room while I walked the dog
>didn't lock my pc because he's my brother and not a total faggot
>couple of days later find some unfamiliar porn websites in my normal history
but why.
why watch porn when I'm only gone for like half an hour.
some people.
>>53070533
bc white people want to signal to each other they're friendly but don't want to put in the full commitment of a smile/hello
>no i don't want to watch your stupid youtube videos
>>53070586
If you're already warmed up 30 mins is plenty of time to skeet one off. He probably didn't have enough time to clean up properly though. Sorry anon, your monitor is covered with your brother's cum.
>>53070427
Nigger
>>53070427
negro
>>53070427
Jolly African American
>Here you go
>How do you open chrome?
>alt+d then type firefox and hit enter
>Your touch pad doesn't work
>Yeah, it's turned off you need to use the red nipple thing
>Actually, never mind.
>Implying /g/ has friends
>>53071028
>nipple not clit
>>53071520
What's a clit?
>>53070427
*bounces basketball*
>>53070586
Actually your bro hit me up and I came over, we JO'd and busted like three nuts. We didn't touch the kb+m though it's all good.
>>53070124
Sorry I don't like funny things.
>>53071609
Like a vagina nipple
>>53071711
tf is a vagina?
>>53070372
>reboot into windows
>log in, activate guest account
>log out, log into guest account
>run chrome in incognito
>re-enable trackpad
>change keyboard layout to qwerty
here you go, bro!
Switch user accounts.
let them because theyre not going to go into my documents/backupg1/fappable/ and look around at my porn
>>53070533
Just want to appear non-threatening, doesn't mean we're actually intimidated but more we don't anything violent to occur, niggers on the other hand are always ready to 'throw down' and 'hit rocks' because they're violent slaves.
panic
>>53070124
Plug computer into a strip outlet, accidentally tap the outlet off button with foot
Act.like.its.broken
>>53070124
>function+L
Sure bro
>>53071788
>implying they won't have left by then
it's the situation where you only have a few secs to do stuff not autistic
>>53070124
ctrl-alt-del
end explorer.exe
Here you go, senpai.
>>53070124
>lend me ur computer for a sec
That's morse code for Tyrone's intention to steal it.
Your picture was a giveaway.
>>53070124
yeah no worries, since i use windows in a vm whenever i'm around people
i can just restore to the snapshot before you fucked everything up
>>53071788
>"thanks but why is the keyboard so sticky??"
On Android I put them into guest mode or use the screen pinning feature. Excellent options
>>53072140
autistic?
You're the one that didn't detect obvious sarcasm.
>>53070427
Niggers gonna nig
>>53070124
Say "give it back Jamal"
>>53073017
How's that sarcasm?
>>53070427
You don't want to show weakness to feral animals.
>>53070427
This is part of white body language. It's a smile you give when you make eye contact and it would be impolite to ignore the other person, but you also want to signal that you do not want to engage in conversation or otherwise meaningful interaction.
Are people really this dumb?
>>53072152
Lel
>>53070124
I don't smile at random people.
I
Got
Nothing
To
Smile
About
>>53070124
stop making stupid, autistic threads on /g/.
