I want to fuck with my room mate's ps4 so that it looks like a technical malfunction. Any ideas on how to go about doing this? It doesn't have to break the system, but at least cause a bit of trouble for the bastard.
y tho
He started dating one of my good friends a while back. He cheated on her with a chick that he would later find out gave her gonorrhea, but was too scared that my friend would break up with him, so had sex with her anyways. I just found out today that she has it too now.
>>52979226
Use OpenDNS and fuck with the network.
>>52979226
Instead of fucking with his ps4, why don't you shame him?
Be creative, if someone uses your utensils be like "I wouldn't, so and so has the clap", call him a manwhore, etc etc
>>52979153
Install gentoo on it.
MICROWAVE FOR THIRTY SECONDS
>>52979153dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sda
Fucking let him know, my advice is to get a sludge hammer and be a japanese dad
>>52979226
>He started dating one of my good friends a while back.
just cuck my shit up
Unistall everything and delete all his saves
>>52979226
tell on him
men are faggots these days
must be all the frilly anime girls you identify with
>>52979383
>>52979226
install gentoo
>>52979153
take the battery out of the controller..
>>52979383
Already in a relationship senpai
>>52979355
He's an insecure dick with anger management. He broke one of our lamps in a fit of rage when he lost at rocket league and has autistic screaming fits every other game.
>>52979153
install windows 10
He'll literally kill me if I openly do some shit like that
>>52979433
And you let your good friend date him? And you fucking live with him? And you want to fuck with his rocket league machine?
>>52979459
you're a faggot anyways so he's doing you a favor
>>52979153
duck tape it to your chest and do a back flip off a bridge
>>52979226
Messed up but at least it's curable bro
>>52979433
Just call the police if he threatens you.
>>52979615
Or carry a weapon if you live in a country where it's legal to do so
>>52979153
Format the hard drive and remove the standard OS with Ubuntu because you can.
>>52979153
Breaking people's stuff is just shitty, no matter how you try and justify it.
>>52979153
look no further family
this little guy solves ur problems
>>52979153
lay a steamy turd right on his ps4
pull out the hdd slightly, so it doesnt connect
>>52979153
You should have sex with your friend and then have sex with the PS4. His PS4 may have no games, but it will have gonorrhea.
Jizz in it
Leave a big fat turd on it like a real man would.
>>52979226
And I guess you're in love with your "good friend" and she keeps you as her orbiter beta?
Grow up asshole, be a man and beat the shit out of him or stop being such a bitch. People cheat and break up all the fucking time.
>hmm I'll mess with his ps4 And tell her, she'll be so impressed with my hackering skillz
Set ps4 to static ip and block ip from accessing outside of your firewall through your DNS settings senpai
>>52979495
under-rated.
Sell it for crack
>>52979153
just block the mac on your home router or something
>>52983452
This.
>>52979153
Just pull the hdd out and hide it.
That top plastic section slides out, its right there
>>52979495
kek/10
>>52979153
Break the hdd with a magnet
Is a ps4 a good purchase while I wait a year for the money to build my PC?
>>52979153
Why not just do something to make him understand that he was wrong instead of being a beta about it. He's just going to be like WTF happend to my PS4 and take it somewhere to get fixed.
You're doing something akin to hiding someone's underwear.
Why not just use a magnet and fuck up his hard drive?
Simple and easy.
>>52984413
No. That;s money you could put towards your pc so yo can get it sooner
>>52979226
How does it feel to be a literal cuck?
>>52984915
But you see, I'm not the one paying for the PC.
>>52984950
This board is 18+
>hey bro what the fuck are you doing giving people diseases because you can't keep your member in your pants? You're a fucking low-life piece of shit and I'm kicking you out, pack your shit and fuck off
is it really that hard?
>>52985009
>implying I'm underage
That's awfully rude, anon. I'm getting $3000 in around 6 months from a guy who owes it to me from a while ago. I also have to wait for Zen/Polaris/Kaby Lake/Pascal.
>>52985053
ok kid
