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I've sent a few applications for a new job around and today
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I've sent a few applications for a new job around and today I was really surprised. A company called me to tell me, that they're going to send me an E-Mail with a programming task. If I can answer the E-Mail with the solution within 60 minutes, I'll get an interview.

I've never seen it this way round before. I like it. Basically, both spare a lot of time.

I'll have to wait another two hours for their shitty cronjob to send me that E-Mail. Tell me some IT-job-interview stories in the meanwhile.

>pic unrelated: a map of the nationalities of all girls I've had sex with. Thank you interpals. Feel free to guess my country.
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>>52634930
thats how fireeye does their first round of callbacks
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>>52634951
nice guess, my friend
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>>52634930
Swiss?
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>>52634930
American
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>>52635892
you won
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How do you fuck girls through Interpals?
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>>52634930
>sex
>had
>I've
jej
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>>52637205
They print out pictures of each other's faces, tape them to a body pillow with a dildo/fleshlight attached to it, and fuck the pillow. Then the girl guilt-trips him into buying her games on Steam then promptly dumps him for an actual guy
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>>52637205
>find foreign girl with no self-esteem and low standards
>travel to her country
>fuck
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>>52634951
>fireeye
... and still have so much bugs in their security network devices.

>>52634930
poor guy you want to hear some IT-Job Stories but /g/ ist just interested in your sexual life. I give you one facts about me.

>german
>older then 20
>IT-System-Engineer
>On an University
>Big/many networks, big/many serverfarms and many other network devices
>The most time I work with a shell and configure network devices like firewalls, switches and router
>I have many ressources to set up a lab at work and can experiment with them
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I received no mail. I've written them, that I'd be glad to be hired so I can fix their mail servers.
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I'm curious - can you paste the task they want you to do when you get the mail?
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>>52639351
Print "Hello World" in the console
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>>52639430
Might be challenging depending on whose console.
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>>52639351
As said, I received no mail.
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