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I went ahead and updated the early design to better represent the target audience and demographic.
What do you guys think?
>>52395586
>view-master VR slot
Cool I'm down for the preorder
Do you accept bitcoins
>>52395586
>no valve amp
Unacceptable.
>no PS/2
>>52395586
Not bad at all, I might need this.
Is it a woodscrew assembly?
>>52395586
>No USB port
>>52395983
but there's a USB type-b anon
>>52395996
I don't want to use an adapter each time I want to plug something.
why is the cd burner so small? does it use those mini cd's only?
>>52396024
>What is USB OTG
>>52396041
I prithee dear anon, thou art a sage midst every /g/entooman, explain me how I AM SUPPOSED TO USE MY FUCKING MECHANICAL KEYBOARD WITHOUT AN ADAPTER.
what if i want to use my 5.25 floppys?
where is the vhs player/recorder?
what kind of gpu, huh OP?
what about the solar panels for emergency outside time?
no hdmi?
what the fuck is this?
>>52395586
>Gentoo/Arch switch
>8 track player
>Kickstand
>Floppy drive
>AC adapter
10/10 would preorder.
>>52395586
>no camera
>>52395586
There is no way something like this would run on AA batteries.
>>52396154
>g
>taking photos
use the serial port for an expansion
>>52395586
>no window to see inside
>no liquid cooling
>no minimalist home screen with just a anime picture and 2 clocks
>no ethernet port
>no audiophile headphones
>no dick
>no Logo
The actuall /g/ smartphone
>dualSIM
>Dual MicroSDXC slot
>Dual 3,5mm TRRS jack,option to run balanced audio from it
>Properly designed amp/dac similar to the sansa clip plus with a +-1 ohm output impedance.
>1920x1080 IPS whatever screen
>Stereo front facing speakers
>USB-C port
>6061-T6 aluminium with hard anodized bead blasted finnish,in as dark as my sould black ofc
>Some super dooper camere,I dunno bout what you autist desire inna smartphone camera anyway.
>Front facing 5mp camera with hardware on/off switch because muh NSA
>Stock android
>acryllic screen protector indeed
>7000mAh battery,hot swappable
>An included antenne that can be attached with a free(as in freedumb ofc)magsafe like connector for when your disgusting mancave starts to act like a Faraday cage
>internal PCB's are green
>logo
>>52396154
>wanting a camera in your house
>>52396288
>battery,hot swappable
what
>>52395586
You joke about the radio, but I personally wouldn't mind an am/fm function.
Where's the camera?
>screwed together with flatheads
would not buy
>>52395586
Looks amazing to be honest.
>>52396732
1000mha battery that you have to swap every 30 minutes is a dream phone of /g. Now
>>52396288
>IPS
But OLED is the best senpai
>>52395983
But there is you fagtron
>>52396154
go away nsa
>no phonograph or cassette deck
>no built in canteen
>no visible tube amps
>AA batterys, not D
>no ps/2 or vga
>no tf slot
>>52396288
I think a /g/phone would more likely have an amp/dac as a separate accessory that conforms to the shape of the phone. I.E it would connect to the USB port and be curved as if it were a normal part of the phone. It would have USB pass through and then two 3.5s. This way audiophiles can have their tech without taking up valuable space inside the phone.
>>52396963
>wanting you battery to go down the drain faster than Jews do
>>52395586
I hope for your sake that keyboard is a mechanical keyboard with black switched and orings
>>52397829
That's not how you spell green.
>>52395586
CD drive puts me off. If it was the size of a regular phone, I'd buy one.
>>52395586
the screen isn't crt
The only problem I see is the title. It should be "If /g/ made a phone.".
Notice the g is lower case.
Notice how we're not macfag brand whores that call all phones iphones.
>>52397923
It only takes minicds
