Well I fucked up
>be me
>21 year old faggot
>Makes shekels from faggots by streaming vidja
>girlfriend was awesome and got me a large bottle of UV blueberry vodka because I have been feeling down lately
>genius idea to stream and drink
>I have done it before but never got shitfaced during
>Start up stream on usual time, fags start rolling in and greeting me
>Start up soma
>Get to the part with the robot that opens shit for you
>As I am taking shots and getting progressively more wasted I begin calling him "Robro"
>Robro was fucking awesome, never talked shit and looked out for me and opened shit for me
>Take a couple more shots
>shitfaced.exe
>Start to get feelings for robro
>The cunt in my omnitool tells me to kill him
>I hesitate
>Chat reminds me I have no choice
>I realize I have no choice
>approach robro with gun
>take a couple more shots
>I have probably had about 10 at this point
>My stomach is killing me
>Get closer to robro
>tears.jpeg
>shoot robro and extract chip
>get on the zeplin with omnicunt
>the motion is to much for me to handle
>vomit all over new razor keyboard
>Keyboard is fucking rip
Anyone have recommendations for a new one?
Suicide is the only solution for people like you.
>>52203021
IBM Model M
>>52203046
Thanks for the input, much appreciated
>>52203021
>>>/blog.4chan.com/
>>52203021
link vod
>>52203081
http://www.uvvodka.com/products/blue
>streaming vidja
>le .extension maymays
>razor keyboard
>Be my tech support
Just get a real razor and end it senpai.
>>52203143
He meant like VOD as in video on demand. Not the fucking vodka.
>>52203021
>UV
>shitfaced
g8 b8 m8
>>52203021
link to the stream recording pls.
so we can judge of the gravity of your facts.
I thought this story was going in a completely different direction. I expected you to get banned for doing some lewd shit on your channel.
>>52203143
you fucking faggot, that made my chuckle
Take apart keyboard.Soak it in water.Get some detergent.Lightly clean it.Wash is off and let is soak for a day.If it is still sticky/not working repeat until nessecary
>>52203021
stopped reading about 3 sentences in
kill yourself reddit faggot
>>52203021
y did I read
>>52203021
Post pic of ur gf or this whole post is a lie
>girlfriend bought me vodka because i've been down lately
that sounds pretty retarded
also can you get to the fucking point, faggot?
>>52203021
I thought girlfriends sucked your dick when you were down?
IBM Model M
>>52203021
>UV
>uv blue
>drinking "liqour" that's not 80 proof or higher
>getting shitfaced on girly vodka
>>52203047
This actually. You can repeat your experience and clean it up and it will still work.
