You're suddenly taken away by the FBI on suspicion of violating federal laws on open source software. What do they find on your hard drive?
>>52158237
Windows 7 with chrome and steam and vidya, not a single open source software on there.
>>52158237
Pictures of really beautiful girls.
>>52158237
My dank maymays and rare pepes
>>52158237
gay shit
and a fedora install
All the pirated software from Radium up to yesterday.
>>52158237
rare pepes
>>52158269
This and a lot of cosplay pictures.
Everything bad is on my server, and that's set up with a raspberry pi that will wipe the hdd and spam it with pepes until all 10 TB are full. All it takes is a touch of a button on my keychain.
>>52158462
>get drunk
>try to unlock car
>hit wrong button
>all your cheese pizza is now dank memes
>>52158569
A similar story is why it isn't hooked up to the doorbell anymore.
>>52158320
that's redundant.
>>52158237
nothing illegal. I keep that in an external hdd ready to be destroyed if necesary.
>federal laws on open source software
I'm not aware of this.
>>52158237
Voice recordings of women
Folder compiled with personal information and acquired non-lewd pictures of a qt
MBV discography
Copy of W7 Enterprise SP1
Text files with letters to Richard Nixon
A thought out document of what went wrong
An operating system so perfect that will bring the to tears and ask me for forgiveness.
Your mom.
>>52158831
so slackware?
>>52158777
secret, nonsensical interpretations of federal laws that you're not allowed to tell anyone about because of other secret, nonsensical interpretations of other federal laws
>>52158237
an assorted porn collection of all kind, all messed up without any pattern in ~/Downloads directory in unencrypted partition.
>>52158901
Stop that. Stop that now.
>tfw spent the last two days tagging images in digikam in order to easily sort them into folder systems based on appearance, fetish, and genre
>>52158932
I have better things to do with my time.
Like for example, downloading more porn
>>52158462
That is fucking awesome
>cops break in
>raspi starts filling the server with rare pepes when you shout "cops cops cops"
>mfw i see their faces
>/g/ uses non-auto self destruct hard drives
weep
>>52158846
Almost
>>52159046
>having cp
just get modeling agencies pics
Vidya Games and a few torrented movies
>tfw the record industry would have me locked away for life
>>52158595
Fucking kek'd.
A few hundred gigs of video game installations and a few thousand epic meme images.
also picture's of you're mom
>>52159230
>of you are mom owned by pictures
>>52159161
That's getting harder to do. I tried to dig up a few a while back to make comparisons between children and underage game characters.
A lot of places require you to send them a request for the pictures.
>>52158462
bro can i get the scripts to do the same on my raspberry pi? i just want there to be a flood of memes on the hard drive of a comp ima give to my nephew.
>>52158237
over 4000 pictures of coldsteel the hedgeheg
>>52159354
Make this .sh filecd /targetFolder
rm -rf *
cat /dev/random > ../targetFolder
Not memes but it will overwrite with randomness
>hard drive
>2015
>>52159509
ok but like i need it to be memes
Steam games I'll never play and pics of all their moms
>>52158237
Nothing because it's encrypted.
>>52159509
random takes too much time, just use /dev/zero
Nothing illegal desu
they find out whatever the nigger CIA child horney sex agents put on my computer illegally to illicit sex response
post me
>>52159782
Random *may* accidentally generate a meme
>>52159577
Then i can't write a shitty bash script for that on my phone.
For memes you need to sit down and come up with a plan and poc.
Not even an OS. Thumb drive booting definitely has its benefits.
>be me
>cops break my front door
>instantly click cryptolocker.avi.exe
>they take my pc
>after 3 weeks they bring it back saying they couldn't decrypt shit and need the password
>say this is a virus i got some time ago, cant get rid of it either
>they let me free
such is life
>>52158282
>>52158269
This and a lot of cosplay pictures.
Everything bad is on my server, and that's set up with a raspberry pi that will wipe the hdd and spam it with pepes until all 10 TB are full. All it takes is a touch of a button on my keychain.
>>52164691
what if they use taxpayer money to pay the ransom
>>52158237
my porn
>>52164976
Is AZURE STORM some sort of microsoft cloud porn?
>>52158237
Porn of women using gigantic dildos.
Videos of my wife recreating the aforementioned videos.
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>>52158237
2TB of anime
>>52164976
you asian bruh?
>>52158237
Nothing because full disk encryption
>>52164744
>and that's set up with a raspberry pi that will wipe the hdd and spam it with pepes until all 10 TB are full. All it takes is a touch of a button on my keychain.
How the fuck do you do that?
>>52158237
Backup photos of all my facebook friends in case they realize just how much of their shit I can see.
Loli.
>>52166234
kek
Bitch ass faggots what the fuck do you know about the war?
rifk OH NOW YOU TALK ABOUT NIGGAS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9mwELXPGbA
rifk
RIFK
what the fuck have you ever fought for?
A Debian system with no unapproved packages according to vrms.
Well unless loli suddenly becomes illegal in the US, the biggest thing of note would be the literal terabytes of torrented games and videos.
I should really start encrypting my shit, how do /g/?
>>52159509
You should use /dev/zero or /dev/urandom since /dev/random might nor be fully populated
>>52164813
>being this retarded
all the pics I've taken of my wife's son
>>52164976
>downloading porn
>>52164691
>Thinking police are retards and believe your story
I guess might as well tell them you were looking for hot singles in your area while you're at it.
>>52168953
>Not downloading 10tb of 4k 60 fps porn with Civ V and the Brave New World expansion pack
Do you even try in life?
Hopefully nothing since everything is encrypted but since it's the FBI they could probably break it
>>52168928
>my wife's son
>>52168928
>wife's son
b8
