Whatsapp isn't working on a global scale.
What is going on? Is this part of the beta uprising?
>>52158194
>What is going on?
3rd worlders have caused it to crash. Why do they have to get that one day a year off, /g/? ;_;
Its not fucking working, i can't text anyone.
Am i the only normie here who uses it?
>>52158277
Neh, most of us are disguised normies.
Kik master race
What the fuck is the point of whatsapp?
Just text.
>>52158314
>Just text.
How's Whatsapp not text?
>>52158310
kik is utter shit, I only have it because nobody I know has anything else
>>52158342
He means SMS
>>52158350
>He means SMS
early 00s called
>>52158350
How is it shit kiddo
nobody except 3rd worlders use whatsapp
>>52158350
Agreed, the only reason I use kik is because "it's easy" personally I prefer line, never used whatsapp, interested in telegram but it's "too hard" and not popular. Normies piss me off
>>52158373
lel.
>>52158441
It was okay a few years ago when it just did text and photos, now they bloated it up and half the time photos don't go through
>>52158529
Plus the bots all over the fucking app, the group chat hashtags were good, no idea why they did that, instead of gif support they added a gif mini app the the damn thing.
It's bloated and I want it to die fast
>>52158608
I forgot about the fucking bots. Half of my kik notifications are from bots
>>52158277
>normie
>here
choose only one dubsman
It's working good for me desu, just sent my gf a picture of my early paycheck I got for the holidays.
>>52159718
It's down.
>>52158194
who gives a shit? you can't afford a regular sms service or something?
>>52159746
Are you sure? I just checked I didn't see anything wrong. Oh ok nevermind. It was working just 20 minutes ago, seems fucked right now.
>>52159718
cuck
>>52159781
I can, but my friends don't.
>>52159789
I just checked, still down.
>>52159799
Why would I be a cuck? She still lives with her parents, she's 19 (I'm 21), which is the reason why I had to send her a pic. I'm going to visit them around 11pm (CET), and then we're going over to my friend's house, his gf and sister will be there too, and maybe her bf, I don't know if she has one, but if she does he'll probably be there too. Me and my friend bought €100 worth of fireworks. And a few bottles.
>>52159890
It's your money m8, you can do whatever you want with it, remember, this site is filled with basement fags.
>>52159912
I used it to keep her tied to me. I'm kind of a jerk, so I use gifts to keep her happy.
>inb4 spending money on gf
I literally have more money than I could ever spend for myself, so I just use it to keep my gf at bay. She isn't the type to fuck around with other guys, but she's very delicate, even if she tries to hide it, she get's upset quite easily.
>>52160006
On the long run, money spent on gfs is money wasted.
This is what ive learned from a couple of relationships.
>mfw I see the term whatsapp on /g/ sometimes but I have literally no idea what it is/means
>>52159805
tell your friend to get a fucking job
>>52160030
What if the gf is your little sister. Not a sexual gf but in a brother way
>>52160030
Well, she's my 4th gf now, and has been for 7 months. She's just the type of girl you'd like to cuddle with every night for your whole life. If we're still together after, let's say 10 months, I think I'll mary her. I've had enough fun in my life, I guess I could settle down in a year or two.
>>52158194
Nothing of value was lost.
>>52160061
Nigga whut? I spend a lot of time with my sister, she sometimes comes with me and my gf to concerts, picnics and such. It's been like that since I got my first car. I love her so much, that if my gf had a fight with her, she'd be single the next hour. But I see her as a friend I didn't deserve, but still got, because she's my sister. I kind of see her as my daughter who's just 2 years younger than me.
>>52158314
that cost money
>>52160061
>>52160179
You're both confirming my suspicion that trip-fags are all inbred, please don't reproduce.
>>52160231
Oh god, please don't. I couldn't look at my sister's naked body if they paid me to.
>>52160273
I could, pls post.
>>52160300
Sorry, senpai, I'm not a sister-fucker.
>>52158194
>One billion Pajeets have to call their nana and wish her Happy New Years
>/g/ wonders why it crashed
>>52160179
>I spend a lot of time with my sister, she sometimes comes with me and my gf
>I kind of see her as my daughter who's just 2 years younger than me.
My fucking sides.
Post your sister
>>52160380
Well, kek, I didn't realize that that sounds so weird, until seeing both the sentences under each other.
>>52158310
The only people I know that use kik are faggots crossdressers in /b/
Is kik an ameriburger thing?
Here in Europe everyone uses Whatsapp.
>>52158194
whatsapp? never heard of it
>>52160433
It's alright, White Pride. Next time spend some time alone with your sister and you will discover your love for her.
If your sister is also happy to spend time with you, why don't you take the initiative?
>>52160480
Because I don't want to fuck the girl I've been seeing for almost everyday since I was 2 years olds. It's morally wrong. Moral isn't based on logic, it's based on religion, I'm pretty religious too, so no I won't fuck her.
>>52160565
>Moral isn't based on logic, it's based on religion
*tips*
Are you suggesting I can't have morals because I don't subscribe to a religion?
>>52160582
No, I'm saying you're being le edgy and le immoral fedora-warrior because you're probably an atheist and find morals to be illogical.
Seems like it's working again.
>>52160207
>2016
>>52160565
Except love does not have to start with sexual intercourse. I can guess your sister secretly wants to keep an intimate relation with you too. Instead of presenting counter arguments, sit back and think what would be so wrong if you took your sister on a nice date.
>>52160687
No, we have a familial relationship, I'm her cool bro that let's her have a drink, but doesn't get drunk himself, so she can have fun, won't get raped and will be back home safely. I can still have fun while keeping an eye on her, so I'm not like babysitting her.
>using anything but imessage
>>52160758
The fact that she's willing to have a drink with you and depending on you than his boyfriend (if she has one) is a clear sign.
Furthermore you prioritize your sister than your gf, proving your gf is not compatible with you.
Take one step further, neither of you will regret, anon. It's alright
Fucking hell.
I can't talk with my gf now.
normies pls go
>>52160788
No one uses that shit
>>52160910
I didn't say my gf isn't compatible with me, she is 100%, and I'm pretty sure after 3 other girls that she actually is just what I want. I prioritize my sister of my gf, but I won't prioritize her over my wife, if/when I get married to my gf. She doesn't have a boyfriend because most guys are pussies, and don't have the balls to walk up to a girl when her brother is around. I'm 100% in for her having a boyfriend, as long as he is a decent person. I'd be happy if my sister had a boyfriend who'd be like a bro to me, but I'd be against her having a boyfriend if she chooses the wrong guys.
>>52161075
Dude, you write like a 12yo. Off yourself or at least let this thread die.
>>52161075
What if her bf was a nignog?
>>52161075
>She doesn't have a boyfriend because most guys are pussies
Not him, but I think she doesn't have a boyfriend because she's waiting for you to come to the realization
How can you miss things that are so obvious?
>>52161075
>>52161190 Gets it, anon
>>52161183
>you write like a 12yo.
You might be referring to my probably imperfect/simple English. But that's because I'm Belgian, English isn't my first language.
>>52161186
I'm not racist, but I can't tolerate race mixing.
>>52161190
I seriously hope that isn't true. I don't want my sister to be attracted to me.
>>52161488
>I seriously don't want my sister to be attracted to me.
That's very cruel of you. She cannot share her feelings towards you probably because she fears you will heartlessly reject her. She depends on you and she doesn't have a bf. She loves you but too bad you are too insensitive to tell
>>52161075
rajeet u retarted
>>52161488
>>52161488
>You might be referring to my probably imperfect/simple English. But that's because I'm Belgian, English isn't my first language.
No, I meant that you write like a young racist faggot who thinks he's got life figured out.
>>52161561
>>52161644
Disregard this issue anon, he has bigger things to discover
>>52161560
Dude, please stop, my heart is literally hurting right now, I've done my best to make her live a good life since she turned 16, I drop her of at school during rainy/cold days and such. Hurting her is the second worst thing I could possibly ever have on my conscience. 16 is also the age at which a human mind starts maturing, the time when you start to mearn what love actually means and such. Anons, do you think I made my sister feel overly attached to me, to the extent that she would see me as the only possible person to spend the rest of her life with? Because that's just fucked up, not what I want at all. But on the other hand, I don't want to hurt her.
>these memers don't realize iMessage is fully encrypted by Apple and apple doesn't let the NSA fuck them from behind
keep using those meme chinese apps lmao
>>52161741
then you know what to do, anon.
>>52161644
Kek, I'm not racist, I do prefer people of my own nationality over others. That's not racism, that's just instincts, a dog wouldn't kill a random dog to save a random coyote, would he?
I haven't got life figured out or anything, I just have a gf I really love, and a sister who I spend a lot of time with and don't want to hurt, and the anons here who think she might be in love with me, and that I'm hurting her by not being her 'sort of boyfriend'.
>>52161741
I'm not the guy you were responding to. But I think your sister really loves you (as much as you do). Do what your heart says anon.
It's not her fault depending on someone she can trust
Also, disregard the society full of trolls. You make the rules of your life
Good luck
>>52161769
Apple has been NSA's bitch for over 3 years. I hope that you didn't fall for smoke and mirrors like a good goy.
So a bunch of indians and muslims overloaded the system?
>2016
>communicating with other human beings
>>52161810
My heart says to just protect her like you would with your daughter, help her in finding the correct partner, and making her live life as much as possible. And to get married to my lovely gf.
>>52161839
>>52161741
I'm sorry anon. But your quote really made me angry. I hope you understand
>>52159718
9/10
>>52161868
Which quote anon?
>>52158373
Based content aware fill
>>52161803
fucking normies, get the fuck out of my board
>>52161839
leave them, anon. They won't know the pleasures of spending holidays with your waifu.
>>52158194
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>>52161859
You are not being practical.
1. If you are married to another girl, she will gradually take over your priority
2. You will have your own kids to take care of, by that time you will be unable to protect her -
3. While your sister will still be dependent on you
4. You don't also want to hurt her feelings
>>52161897
That you don't want your sister attached to you.
>>52159890
>buying alcohol for minors
Reported to fbi for investigation
>>52161949
I'm aware of 1 and 2, and okay with those. 3 and 4 are what I'm feeling bad about. But I hope she will be mature enough by the time I get married, and won't be able to spend as much time with her,
>>52161982
It's legal to drink alcohol at 16 in Belgium. It's also legal to buy low % alcoholic beverages, at 18 you are fully free.
>>52161963
Well, why, come on anon, would you want your sister to get depressed because you aren't her boyfriend?
>>52161935
Pathetic. She is NOT real. A middle-aged Asian man drew her.
>>52160337
For now
>>52161984
Anon you are looking for a tree in a forest. I feel sorry that you cant love your the poor girl back
>>52162062
(the poor girl)*
WhatsApp is back up btw, got a pic text from my cousinbro. But I gotta go now, I'm leaving home, going to my gf's. Will stay there for 10-15 minutes and from there to my friend's.
>>52162025
But I am real and so is my love for things.
>>52161940
explain
>>52161811
Some solid evidence you have there Sherlock. The top secret in the corners must make it legitimate!
>>52162086
Filthy normie
>>52162086
Hope you die on a car crash. Happy new year!
>>52162086
Enjoying ignoring the one who loves you the most
>>52162102
are you posting from the sewer? Were you in contact with the real world since 2013?
>>52162086
I get the feeling that your sister really likes you. In a romantic kind of way.
How would you react if you ever found out she may be into you?
>>52162159
join in for a threesome
>>52160049
http://yourfavoritesearchengine.com/?q=whatsapp/
>>52162252
why does the website not work?
>>52162682
He forgot to add "s" to the http.
>>52162718
still doesn't work
does it not work with IE?
>>52162731
Sorry, I only have an older version of IE, called Edge. HTH!
Well, I couldn't abandon the thread. I'm back home, a little drunk. My friend fucked up with one of the rockets and it hit the ground, how do I make ,webm on android?
>>52164718
You can't. There are no working android video converters that convert to VP8 WEBMs and let you disable the sound.
>>52164883
Well, thanks for the info Vomit_chan senpai. Why isn't it possible though?
>>52165026
Nobody is interested in porting even a working version of ffmpeg that will encode VP8 WEBMs I guess. The android devs would rather keep making clones of flappy bird over a million times.
>>52165102
Hahaha, oh well, It's not important I guess, /g/ isn't facebook after all.
>>52165150
Ironic you mentioning that since were both tripfags. But yeah, it's best to remain focused on a threads topic as much as possible. We can choose to not become cancerous tripfags.
Anyways whatsapp is breddy gud, I hope all these weird outages are stopped.
Have a happy new year. Stay safe and don't kill yourself with the booze.
>>52158297
Yeah die or leave or something please
>>52162099
telegram is Russian botnet, but at least it works better than the Jew/US Botnet (Whatsapp)
>>52160461
Yup, American thing, i don't see the importance of it, if i want to talk to a female i'll just give the broad my number, unless people use it to conceal their real number to people they don't want texting their phone, could cause lots of drama.
I use SMS, along with kik for ERP.
>>52160674
not everyone has free sms
everyone is going to be copying wechat next year because that's the only messaging app that actually generates any sort of revenue.
if you look at facebook's project roadmap for wahtsapp, it's a fucking gigantic wechat clone.
master race
>>52158314
> See that person receives text
> See that person read said text
> International texting as long as both have a data connection
But of course you wouldn't know since you're a neet with no friends.
>>52167043
>viber
>1/7 on the EFF secure messaging scale
enjoy your confirmed botnet
