Give me commands and I will execute them
>>52107157
sudo rm -r -f *
halt
>>52107157
lsblk
ipconfig
>>52107157
curl freecst.com
sudo touch /gayporn.jpg
>>52107157
sudo rm -r -f *
sudo pacman -S $(pacman -Ssq)
echo "main(i){for(i=0;;i++)putchar(((i*(i>>8|i>>9)&46&i >>8))^(i&i>>13|i>>6));}" | gcc -x c - && ./a.out | aplay
>>52107157
/life
>>52107193
>>52107324
>>52107331
>>52107319
he's root why would he need sudo
>>52107206
:(
>>52107157
I command you to kill yourself.
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf / || echo *Click*
blank bullets version:
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && echo "*BANG*" || echo "*Click*"
http://www.commandlinefu.com/commands/view/726/command-line-russian-roulette
>>52107393
good point
Correction:
pacman -S $(pacman -Ssq)
>>52107393
Ow yeah, didn't see it
rm -rf --no-preserve-root /
>>52107411
>[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && echo "*BANG*" || echo "*Click*"
I tried this one 6 times and got *Click* every time. Something it wrong with your code.
>>52107506
of course it is wrong. what were you expecting?
echo you are a huge faggot
>>52107506
The fuck are you doing? It's obviously wrong
>>52107506
>what is probability
>>52107506
Because it generates a new number each time you run it without excluding the numbers that have already been generated.
Run it some more, the code works fine.
>>52107556
That I am
rm -rf /
>>52107506
no, What do you expect?
it could be 1000 times *click*, you just lucky
>>52107587
I ran it 2 more times and got *Click* *Click*
Am I doing something wrong?
curl -L git.io/taco
>>52107612
leave please
init 0
>>52107612
Run it some more. Each time you run it there's a 1/6 chance you'll get *BANG*.
Do you not know what probability is ?
>>52107612
>>52107612
you shuffle every time the *bang* position
>>52107632
find ./ -exec rm {} \;
telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl
wait for it...
echo(){printf "install gentoo "};
>>52107157
I wonder how long this'll take
time pacman -S $(pacman -Ssq)
>>52107157
telinit 0
>>52107341
>aplay
I want to try this but I fear the result
>>52107790
We all know it's the freaking starwars shit
>>52107157
Kill yourself
>>52107872
sorryyes T1AgaXMgYSBmYWdnb3QNCg== | base64 -d
yes "fuck you" | cat - > /dev/sda
>>52107976
what's the point of cat?
I give this thread aecho $((RANDOM%10))"/10"
>Give me commands and I will execute them
>does two shutdown commands and an echo
Someone screencap, this thread will go down in history
>>52108023
is it bad usage of cat?
>>52108155
yes "fuck you" >> /dev/sda
>>52108205
thanks f am
>>52107850
faggot
>>52108223
fanks tham
ln -s /bin/touch you
cat <<EOF > ./touch
#!/bin/sh
./you \$1
EOF
chmod +x ./touch
sudo touch this
./touch this
>>52107620
You are beautiful
>>52108048
on r/4chan it goes
>>52107157
>tells people to give him commands to execute
>does it in a VM
Quit being a pussy
>>52107157:(){ :|: & };:
>>52107612
worked just fine for me
>>52108048
...in a VM
hackwhitehouse.exe
>>52107193
OP DIDN'T EXECUTE THIS
HE IS A FAGGOT PUSSY RUNNING ON A VM
WHY DID THIS THREAD IS STILL UP?
>>52109492
Maybe he did but restored a snapshot?
>>52109564
He would be just a pussy then.
Haahahahahah no way
time cat
>>52107157
sudo apt-get install gentoo
cat /dev/urandom | od -x | grep -i 'abcd'
enjoy random abcd
>>52110902
pacman -S gentoo*
dir /w
sudo -install osx.dmg
>>52111438
>sudo
>OP is logged in as root
DAMN YOU PEOPLE ARE STUPID