>tfw you feel your phone vibrating in your pocket
>but the phone is on your desk
>tfw that feel when phone is vibrat in bagina
I don't know that feel because nobody ever calls me :<
>>52042496
I'll call you, anon. Call you a loser.
Tfw you feel your penis tingle, ignore it, only to realize later that it was actually a text.
>>52042496
I'll call you, anon. Call you a faggot.
>>52042496
I'll call you, anon. Call you upstairs for dinner.
>>52042424
goddamn thank you I thought I was the only one who felt this. Driving in cars is the worst, every slight vibration and I think it's my phone.
>>52042424
Do you also get the thing where you think you see the notification led go off but it doesn't?
>>52042633
No, what the hell. Are you crazy or something?
>>52042496
I'll call you, son. But can you put your mother on, I don't want to talk to you.
>pants fabric shifts against itself
>brain says it's a phone vibration
>phone is in my jacket pocket
>>52042633
All the fucking time.
>>52042496
I'll call you anon. Call you to come have a beer with me.
