>Christmas eve
>He is browsing /g/
What are you currently doing, /g/?
Browsing /g/.
>>52029373
listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZRe8-4hMtI
Taking a shit.
>>52029393
and browsing /g/
>>52029385
this
Killing time for the next 10 minutes before I head to PT formation.
Taking a shit
Taking a shit. What a coincidence.
>>52029410
>>52029397
But are you taking it in the loo?
>>52029373
browsing /g/ because i'm a poorfag who can't afford the parts i want for christmas
also i hate christmas. a whole week stuck with my family? the fucking horror.
I got some bug, stomach flue
so at this very moment I have thermometer stuck in my armpit, checking my temp
cause I feel like popping paralen or ibalgin
but not sure if I really have fever
and we at home are not really morons
so shits cleaned
cooking only needs some details
and only thing thats needed is setting up tree
It's not Christmas Eve until the EVEning, you retard.
i can't stand christmas, i'll sleep for two days now
good night /g/
>>52029431
Ever heard of timezone?
I'm trying to hack Tinder so that girls like me
>>52029447
>>52029417
DESIGNATED
>>52029424
>Having parents
>Having someone you can call family who lives nearby
Don't activate my feel anon
>cuckmas eve
>2016
>not being muslim
KEK
Enjoy eternal hellfire, infidels.
I'm on the internet googling how to dispose of a dead body.
>>52029494
>Spending your life being an asshole thinking there's an actual afterlife you're going to get to for being such an asshole
Wish I could say joke's on you, but you'll never realize there is no afterlife because you're dead.
>>52029410
I guess you can say...you're shitposting
Just got home from work and decided to say fuck it to sleep and just wait for some places to open so I can get some errands done.
Also wrapping up the new computer I bought my mom for christmas. An Aspire Z all-in-one I got from Walmart for 350 burgerdollars. Also a new computer chair for my brother.
>>52029373
Same thing i do every day: shitposting
>>52029490
count yourself lucky maybe?
/r/raisedbynarcissists/
>woke up
>went to the coffeeshop
>bought 50€ worth of amnesia haze
i'm ready for christmas
>>52029424
>a whole week stuck with my family? the fucking horror.
>tfw always get in a fight with my parents during christmas over stupid small shit they need to make a big drama over
Just kill me already.
>>52029581
Anon you are a good person
>>52029373
Browsing /g/ to get away from Christmas.
>>52029460
MEMING
>>52029424
>a whole week stuck with my family
im jealous
got no family to be stuck with, just my mother who is currently in hospital and will be having surgery all of christmas.
Watching shit Christmas TV with my wife and daughter.
>>52029688
I feel like a good person. This is the first christmas in years that I've had money to get anyone gifts, let alone my own family members.
I gave my brother his present early, because his old chair was just...dear god in horrible shape. All the pleather had peeled off and it wouldn't lock AND it got stuck on its lowest position.
>>52029373
I'm actually working right now (: Also we celebrate Christmas in January here :^)
>>52029373
Everybody is cooking and shit. Whatching cartoons with my kid and browsing /g. Few hours left and then lot's of eating and drinking.
>>52029424
>>52029666
I really don't get how people have such shit relationships with their family, unless they're just downright alocoholic/abusive types.
I'm not doing much.
I'm going to visit my grandma because I refuse to go on christmas. She knows I can't stand some of my uncles and they end up fighting for stupid shit anyways. There's never gifts or happiness so what the fuck ever.
I don't usually do the gift thing but I met this woman about a year ago. We're best friends and since she's like a mom to me, I'm going to gift her a gift related to that. I hope she doesn't find it weird but she said multiple times that I'm really like a son to her. I'm a failure in many aspects but she's there and that's what fucking matters to me.
>>52029777
>(:
Why is your smiley upside down
>>52029790
I like them better this way (: And it's not upside-down, it's rather mirrored.
>reading men's health
>browsing /g/
>cock hanging out of boxers
>>52029757
I hope she gets well, anon. Best wishes and merry Christmas!
THE FIRST TIME I GOT A BONER I THOUGHT IT WAS AIDS AND I CRIED ALL NIGHT
At a christmas party on mobile
>>52029603
>/r/raisedbynarcissists/
The entitled autism in that subreddit is beyond my comprehension
>wahhhh they forgot to buy me a present
>wahhhh mum says I should stop playing games and get a job now that I'm 35.
fucking white people man.
Asian parents are 'worse' by your standards, you would not be able to handle them.
>>52029373
I don't believe in god and all those bullshit so why should I do something the 24 ? a day like the others.
Just got out of shower and waiting to get ready for Christmas dinner out.
I am looking for a NAS that can mount external storage through webdav and sync local storage with the mounted one.
Spent the whole day waiting for my girlfriend's parents to pick us up to go to their place, and they haven't shown up yet. Given me a good opportunity to sit around and test my new tablet's battery life.
>>52029889
*tips fedora*
/g/
netflix
[REDACTED] chat observation
>>52029777
>>52029799
>Femanon
If I can pontificate for your edification, one of the rules of the internet is "there are no girls in the internet". This rule does not mean what you think it means.
In real life, people like you for being a girl. They want to fuck you, so the pay attention to you and they pretend what you have to say is interesting, or that you are actually smart or clever. However on the internet, we don't have the chance to fuck you. This means the advantage of being a girl does not exist. You do not get a bonus to conversation just because I'd like to put my cock in you.
When you make a post implying "Hurr durr, I'm a girl", you are begging for attention. The only reason to post it is because you want your girl-advantage back, because you are too vapid or stupid to say anything interesting but this. You are forgetting the rule. There are no girls in the internet.
One exception to this rule, the one way you can gain your girlness back on the internet is to post your breasts. This is, and should be degrading for you and admission that the only interesting aspect about you is your naked body.
TL:DR: Tits or get the fuck out.
>>52029871
>>52029871
>>52029871
I feel you
>>52029889
I can sense someone tipping his fedora from miles away
Fug I forgot is Christmas eve, tfw Pacific time
>>52029933
Well, I work now, in a pharmacy to be more precise, with public access (: So no. Even if I was home, still no.
>>52029933
even if someone does feel the need to describe themselves as a "femanon" that doesn't mean they're trying to seduce you with their feminine charms.
Maybe she just realises this is a male dominated environment and sought to have people not assume she was male, like we all do on this board.
>>52029718
STREETS
>>52030148
>Maybe she just realises this is a male dominated environment and sought to have people not assume she was male, like we all do on this board.
>Male domination
>In a anonymous board
Exactly what purpose did it server her for describing her gender, my sjw friend?
>>52030148
What's the problem with assuming that? Why would we give a shit if she was male or female? We're all just anons here. Quite a few of us may be female but never tell people that because it does not matter at all. There is no context for it most of the time.
> "Happy Holidays"
>>52029889
Winter (and summer) solice celebration has been around well before christianity.
>>52029385
/thread
>>52029373
Working. Milling the open-ends of these beryllium-copper safety wrenches.
>>52029373
Procrastinating preparing luggage.
>>52029373
Poopan, thinking about a predictive optimization model I'm working on, about to go workout.
Browsing /g/
While at work. 530am pls kill me
>>52029785
Not them, but the idea of an afternoon with my father family (dad, grandma, two aunts and family) makes me sick. Thank god I see them twice a year.
Dad suffers depression, and I can't help him.
All he does is work, drink and watch shit tv series on tv.
Grandma is an entitled moralfag cunt.
Aunts come and go with a one hour delay, and while one is absent the other spend all the time badmouthing her and her family, while being all smiles when we're all together.
All they end talking about is tv shows, phone apps and badmouthing people they know.
It's no BIG deal, but it's straight depressing.
>>52029777
>>52029799
>>52029976
Please take your attention whoring back to reddit you namefag.
>>52030148
>Maybe she just realises this is a male dominated environment and sought to have people not assume she was male, like we all do on this board.
I assumed it was a person. I stand corrected.
>>52030212
Not actually an SJW. it's just inarguable that a lot of people in the tech enthusiast community are men. I'm not advocating any kind of affirmative action in that regard. Men clearly just like that sort of thing more.
But if someone does feel the need to mention they're a woman, I don't think it's attention whoring as such.
>>52029385
Literally this
>>52030825
It wasn't mentioned, it was used as a name. It's completely irrelevant to anything that was discussed in this thread. Now stop defending your namefagging.
>>52029373
Stuck at work on my own for another 2 hours.
>>52029397
This.
>>52029490
merry christmas anon
I do not celebrate Christmas.
I wanted to give a game away, and two people asked for it, but it has been well over 24 hours and they did not accept my friend request. Pic related.
Please stand by.
>>52031446
I am a man of my word though: A game to be given away is to be given away!
First person to post their Steam URL as a reply to this post gets Sins of a Solar Empire
>>52029373
Christmas is canceled for me.
Dirt poor and jobless.
>>52029373
I am sitting on the toilet taking a shit, in about half an hour I'll go at my gf place.
>>52031456
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197974822129?l=german
>>52031497
Freundschaftsanfrage gesendet. Dieser Nutzer wird Ihnen als Freund angezeigt, sobald Ihre Anfrage angenommen wurde.
just got home from work. Browsing /g/ and wrapping presents.
>tfw actually buying tech gifts my family can understand and use.
First person to post their Steam URL as a reply to this post gets FTL: Faster Than Light.
Warning: This game is light on graphics, steep in difficulty.
>>52029373
>Don't really get along with my family
>All my friends don't want to do anythign with me despite me asking
Assuming our Tradition of Boxing Day pub doesn't go through, i guess i never really had any real friends
Not quite christmas eve yet
And even if it was, I celebrate New Year more. Christmas isn't that huge in my country.
>>52031508
ty anon
>>52031542
http://steamcommunity.com/id/HappyMerchant/
>>52029397
This
>eve
Fuck off chink, it's still noon here.
>>52031583
>Currently Offline
>Last Online 3 days ago
Ok, but I will not wait too long. I waited for these guys >>52031446 for more than 24 hours, and they never accepted ;_;
Taking a shit before work
>not that thats any better
First person to post their Steam URL as a reply to this post gets Banished.
It is an indie town-building game. I played it for a few minutes... it is ok. Not the atmosphere I was looking for, but if you like town-building, this can be very nice.
>>52029373
dumb question
>>52031542
>>52031583
Based Anon!
I'm browsing /g/
Stuck at work. Family live 8 hours away and fiance works nights so she's asleep all day. Got muh beardie and cats to hang out with though so I guess there's that.
I don't know why but I get to work 45 minutes early.
>>52031627
I already have Banished, it's a great game. Hope whoever gets it loves it as much as I do. Good to see you doing this again m80.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/whymustidothis
>>52031627
>First person to post their Steam URL as a reply to this post gets Banished.
>It is an indie town-building game. I played it for a few minutes... it is ok. Not the atmosphere I was looking for, but if you like town-building, this can be very nice.
/
>>52031627
Anyone want Banished? Or skip and go for the next game to give away?
>>52031677
>>52031680
I'll take it
>>52031677
Friend request sent.
it doesnt feel like christmas to me
is this what life is, becoming increasingly jaded every year
Thanks
First person to post their Steam URL as a reply to this post gets Tomb Raider GOTY, which apparently has about 500 DLCs.
I also played Tomb Raider for a few minutes. Wish I had the time to play it more. The last TR game that I spent lots of time with was The Last Revelation... on Playstation 1 :(
>>52031739
http://steamcommunity.com/id/blitzarro/
>>52031739
id/evilloker
>>52031752
Why did you post your email?
>>52031752
Too late. Sent a friend request to >>52031746
>>52031759
Because I'm dumb, send dick pics pls
>>52031739
I hate it when games have tons of shitty dlc's which might as well be micro transactions
>>52031764
Cheers m8!
>tfw you get nothing for christmas.
First person to post their Steam URL as a reply to this post gets Mount and Blade: Warband
>RIDE IN LEGEND
>CHARGE INTO BATTLE
It is medieval battle sim. Rated "overwhelmingly positive", but the graphics are a bit dated, so you are in it for the gameplay, not the eye-candy.
>>52030680
>While at work. 530am
what job?
>>52031800
I hope that you have 35 different Bridget photos and not 35 copies of that photo
http://steamcommunity.com/id/TheMessiahKane/
You guys don't disappoint.
>>52031813
About 300 Bridget pic's around here.
>>52031807
http://steamcommunity.com/id/TsunnyInPhiladelphia/
God damnit posted with email again.
>>52031826
keep them coming, might enjoy them before killing self
>>52029373
I am at work. Not real busy today
Browsing /g/, talking to a few girls I bang on the reg. Trying to get a new nicer girl for a nice new years kiss.
>alfalfalfalfa
>>52031834
http://u.pomf.io/umuezg.7z
Here take them all
Also
>pic related
>>52031850
we all believe you
>>52029397
This whilst also looking for a nice shisha lounge to hit with the lads on Saturday night
London bros give me a place that doesn't have a 70 quid entry fee
>>52029611
>tfw you can't do this because you had to move back in with parents last year
Leaving again in 6 months, but FUCK my previous landlord for kicking me out because I filled a condom with lighter fluid and it exploded in flames burning my hair off
tfw I have diarrhea
>>52031807
>>52031828
Based Falcon.
>>52031887
epic anon xD
>>52031887
Nice meme sempai.
>>52031889
>tfw you forgot to quote.
First person to post their Steam URL as a reply to this post gets Wolfenstein: The New Order
I did not play this game at all, even though I have several copies of it. My colleagues who played it liked it a lot.
People living in Germany: Sorry, no game for you.
I'm at my parents house but i hate my family, specially the fucking kids
>>52031897
id/evilloker
>>52029393
literally feel bad for u, for even wanting to share that.
>>52031897
>tfw live in Germany
kekked
>>52031897
>>52031816
>>52029397
Lol same
>>52031897
>nazi game
>can't be played in Germany
Hmm.
>>52029431
Windows 10 days it's all day though...
>>52031581
>calling the falcon anon
>>52031901
It says
>steam url as reply
>>52031926
Because you can't add steamcommunity.com to it amirite?
Might as well crawl into a corner and accept i'm not getting anything at all for christmas this year because /blog post snip.
>>52029373
Working, I mean what kind of idiot would turn down double time and a half to sit here and browse the net while white eating from the pot luck. Almost $100/h for nothing.
Post ID get bad rats.
I have two copies.
>>52031901
>did not post Steam URL
Why do you do this? Now I am evil if I give it to the other guy who actually posted the URL, and I am evil if I give it to you!
...but I am an engineer, and an engineer is nothing without redundancy. I have TWO copies of Wolfenstein, one for >>52031901 and one for >>52031902
Give me a minute please.
>>52031956
>>52029529
Michael Mann would be proud
>screencap from Thief
Browsing gee while pooping at work.
I'm making sure our dogs don't start any shit withour extended family's dogs and browsing /g/. Also what's with all the bridgetposting?
>>52031981
Somebody has 300 Bridget photos
>>52031981
Everyone is gay for Bridget
>>52031981
>not liking bridget
what are you anon, a gay?
>>52031868
Thanks for trusting me anon. Its so hard to get 3d girls nowadays. Yes when Im thinking about it, I should probably stick to 2d from here on
>>52031981
Bridget is best waifu
>>52031981
check out this straightfag
>>52031957
Love you bb <3
>>52031965
One claimed, damn /g/ is thirsty for additions to their library.
>>52032027
Relevant
>>52032032
Yes you are.
>>52032029
Ill be happy to claim ANYTHING.
thank you santa
>>52032045
No u
>>52032008
>>52032020
>>52032027
>>52032000
Nice trips btw
I just don't want to pop a stiffy in a family gathering is all.
>>52032032
everyone is gay for bridget
>>52029385
Effing This
>>52031581
>>52031641
>>52031718
>>52031794
>>52031889
>>52032029
>>52032048
Enjoy folks! That is all from me tonight.
I am working on a list of good games that on a good sale on steam (/v/ actually helped!). If anyone wants to see, let me know.
>>52032056
no u
>>52032062
It's too late anon-kun
Hopefully selling my XPS 8500 so I can afford presents.
And gas to get presents.
And food for the month.
Got an email at 2AM, didn't see it until 9AM. Hopefully he's still around.
>>52032072
>>52029373
cleaning around the flat, my flatmate is going to be moving out in about 10-15 days .
I'll be studying later, possibly have a skype call with my family.
grill is coming over to visit me for 10 days on the 26th.
overall not too bad.
I only need to survive until the 15th next month and I'll have a week or two to take a breather from work and studies, may even fly back home
>>52032071
Risk of rain is like 2 eurotokens if i remember correctly and /v/ pretty much worships that game if im not mistaken
I'm at my parents' place and waiting for our ox cheeks to braise in the oven. Now I'm just reading the git book on the git website.
Sitting down, gonna eat some food at 7:30 am to take morphine, is a good day.
>>52032090
>>52032069
>>52031863
>>52029397
Lol this
>>52032120
>mfw I diden't put the best pic's in the folder in that 7z
>>52031910
Germany has a censored version. Almost any games featuring Nazi signs gets censored.
>>52032144
Why? It is a game, no?
>>52032132
don't tease me bro, surely you wouldn't say that and NOT make a new 7z?
>>52032165
Blame Merkel.
>>52032169
Sorry gotta keep the best for last, will post em tomorow toh.
Having a beer, about to make some pizza. Life is good.
>>52032165
Because they have anti nazi laws and shit
>>52032165
You could say the germans are being nazis about it.
my mom is making me go. this is the last time I have to go before university and it's only because my grandma is paying for my university, and I fucking can't wait for it to be over. it's literally my dumb little cousins that I don't give a single shit about and don't want to deal with, and my weird aunts and uncles that I want nothing to do with either. i plan on browsing /g/ on my phone the entire time as long as I can. my grandma doesn't even give a fuck about seeing me. she's just fucking weird but she's paying fully for my university so I can deal with seeing her once every year until she dies.
>inb4 oh my god dude you sound like a shitty person
yeah whatever idgaf write about it in your blog
>>52032177
>Sorry gotta keep the best for last, will post em tomorow toh.
hmm, alright, though i'm not really certain what that means
it's 2AM christmas day here and i'm about to go to sleep, i'm guessing that isn't the case for you
>>52032214
Its 3 PM on the 24th, christmas is tomorow for me so yeah.
Browsing /g/ as I sit on the shitter, after just waking up, but unable to push anything out q.q. About to get ready for work... Q.Q
>>52031878
Story
NOW
my dedicated box is about to be suspended because the script i ran downloaded too much shit. i have 20 hours to transfer about 400gb on a 40mbs connection
its also pouring down raining yet i have work, so i decided im not going
my rent and phone bill are also due today
yeah fuck you, im busy.
Multitasking with /g/
>>52032230
Damn 3pm, its almost 8 am for me
Just finished installing a Tivo Roamio Pro and three Tivo minis. Six tuners, much better cable box, Netflix and Amazon streaming in every room, for half the price of having four shitty decade old Scientific Atlanta HD DVRs.
Preparing for the arrival of grandparents and relatives at home as well.
Asianfag here.
At least you guys are having holidays. I have to go to school tomorrow for running some errands for my teacher.
Why do they do this?
>>52032516
this is an R18 board, m8y
>>52032516
Declare your christian and proceed to sue if they don't let you enjoy the hollidays.
>>52029373
eating
I'm a jew like all of me
>>52032516
I am Asian and I have a holiday too you faggot
>>52029373
Outside while browsing /g/
>>52029373
Getting another shitty netbook to install gnu/Linux on it. Giving away my old netbook to my little sister. She just wants a laptop to browse the web and watch videos and such.
>>52029871
This
Got a family dinner tonight. I hate it.
I would rather stay at home browsing 4chan and playing video games.
On way to liquor store. Might call my friend she if she wants to hang out but I doubt we will
>>52029373
>celebrating Christmas
fucking pleb faggots
>>52032845
>not celebrating consumerism
>never receive a gift in Christmas
;_;
>>52029397
This too
>>52029385
This you slimy fuck
Sitting on the toilet at work.
Today we work a half day, and then the company pays us to eat a lunch catered by a local restaurant. It's slow as shit so I'm basically getting paid to poop and browse /g/.
>>52029373
Going back home (in da train)
and browsing /g/
>>52029373
Pooping while browsing /g/
>>52030920
He's just doing it to get some puss brah
>>52031662
>fiance works all night
More like
>Tyrone fucks her all night
Or if you are German/ from the UK
>Sanjeet rapes her all night
Sitting in an Applebee's with my friend, not saying anything as we both browse /g/ on our respective phones, laughing at you autists argue over anything like you're fucking /v/.
>>52033191
>Or if you are German/ from the UK
>Sanjeet rapes her all night
More like Ahmed
>>52032200
oh wow
>>52029688
kind of sucks that you can tell that girl could have been super cute if she wasn't a dumb whore
>>52029373
Procrastinating revision
>>52029373
Pic related. I had very hard week and i feel bad for failing important exam in my final year at uni.also realised that people hate me with passion for some reason,i dont have any friend's,my birthday is on december 30, i will be turning 25 and i never had a gf.
sitting in my apartment mindlessly browsing imageboards like ive been doing for the past 5 years
>>52029373
[s]killme[/s]
>>52029785
Then you must have a nice family anon congratulations
Some families are complete assholes to each other for no reason
>>52029431
eve |ēv|
noun
the day or period of time immediately before an event or occasion: on the eve of her departure he gave her a little parcel.
• the evening or day before a religious festival: the service for Passover eve.
>>52029373
Waiting for the raffles to begin. We just finished our christmas dinner and people are slowly returning to consciousness.
Right as I typed that, my niece called for me to come to raffles.
Have a nice evening /g/!
Drunk as fuck browsing /g/ and the banter is real because pretty much everyone is shitfaced. God i love christmas.
>>52033291
Found the indian
Drinking coffee, going to visit muh aunt, hang out with my girlfriend, pop some premade cookie dough in the oven, make some hot cocoa, wait until 12 pm and open presents. Bretty nice
>>52033948
It's because you go on 4chan on your phone, tardo.
>What are you currently doing, /g/?
>Watching a very interesting Elon Musk interview; link if anybody's interested (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2LCK9dw9as)
>uploading a Ben Gibbard live show to Mega
>Downloading Murdered Soul Suspect
>>52029757
See it from the brighy side. The sooner she dies, the sooner you'll get her money and be able to buy a decent computer.
I have no friends or family so from the moment i wake up tomorrow i'll be getting drunk, eating chocolates and watching pixar/animated movies till i fall asleep.
Pathetic as fuck but i've done it for past 5 years or so, its like a sad tradition for me now.
>>52029397
Me 2
Installing gentoo.
>>52029373
waiting for evening for Christmas Eve service and then a family party
then Christmas morning tomorrow with the senpai
>tfw first Christmas in my life I could give a shit about
I'm only 22 what the hell
>>52029373
Browsing /g/
>>52029385
Literally this and only this.
just finished wrapping presents, now i'm waiting for a disk backup to finish copying to a flash drive so i can try to recover my broken windows 10 installation.
>>52029373
Just fixed an old record player so my family can listen to perry como records tomorrow.
in my room while my dad and sister are in the living room watching tv and my mom is in her room like the grumpy person she is.
wtf has christmas became, fuck this
>>52036736
Go enjoy time with your father and sister you dumb cunt.
>>52033922
Is this a new meme?
Browsing /g/ drunk because I tried to get drunk to put up with my family and ended up just getting angrier
At work waiting for my shift to start
>>52037030
what ?
>>52031344
Merry christmas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoqXDPbivFs
At the hospital, my father had a bypass surgery.
This is actually the closest my family has ever been.
>>52029373
I'm fuckin' my girl, shit's crazy as fuck. She's like a jack-rabbit on steroids. Imma go back in there now, wish me luck
>>52037992
good luck senpai
>>52031874
what is quid?
pound?
>>52029385
Lmao I am literally doing exactly this
>>52037992
>Tfw no rabbit-kin gf
Merry Christmas /g/, get your asses back here to shitpost about Intel tomorrow.
Watching Toradora with my wife. We just hit the Christmas episodes. Timing was perfect.
