>>51927324
can't see shit even with 500% zoom
nice shitpost faggot
I've tried so many things and still haven't had enough.
this is a nice fucking post
This is straight up retarded.
>>51927352
left-lick retard hahaha
Wow...
That was horrible.
The only one that almost worked was C.
>comic sans
Hope it was a good read
Disregarded/10
>>51927352
leave
>>51928267
implying someone will read the text, and not just laugh at the pics
you are trying too hard candy ass
C++ == amphetamines (gotta go fast)
C == caffeine (gotta go fast... Simply)
Assembly == meth (oh god what am I doing? At least I'm fast)
Java == alcohol (socially acceptable)
C# == benzos (ie, corporate alcohol)
Lisp == weed
F# == LSD
Haskell == shrooms
Python == meditation
PHP == DXM (low to mid dose)
Perl == DXM (high dose)
JavaScript == paracetamol/acetaminophen (fucking headache)
HTML == tea
>>51927590
right-click, view in new tab, then zoomed to 500%, still can't read
>>51927324
No JavaScript. Fuck off.
This is horrible, sorry if you put a bunch of work into it.
>>51928659
Not bad.
>>51928659
Objective-C == cocaine (which other users sucks dick to get shit done?)
Swift == crack
>>51928899
>chekt
>I only do iOS
You're wrong on both. People aren't forced to use cocaine, they want to. Swift is more like Demerol, just easing the pain.
>>51928768
>java
>glue
Can you even read?
>>51928948
Oh, right, I didn't see it there! :-)
>>51927324
Written by a true indian from india who hasn't used any of these languages!
>>>/reddit/
>>51928931
Swift has emojis in it, its literally the language targeted at "minorities," something similar can be said about crack (unfortunately).
And no one forces you to use Objective-C, you could actually use mono, you just suck dick. Besides, that's part of the joke: people who promote Apple shit suck dick, so do cocaine users.
>>51928692
NIGGER
>>51928692
YOU OPENED THE FUCKING THUMBNAIL RETARD. LEFT CLICK THEN OPEN IN NEW TAB WITH RIGHT CLICK. OR JUST MIDDLE CLICK JEW BOY. NEWFAG 12 Y/O
>>51927324
I think I caught cancer from reading the entirety of this. Thanks, Sanjeep.
>>51928659
>HTML == tea
my sides are in orbit
>>51928659
much better than OP.
i would say Lisp should be DMT if you're gonna make its derivatives psychedelics.
also why is python meditation? that's not even a drug. i think python would be whippits. short, but powerful.
>>51928659
basic == weed not too powerful, everyones done it.
>>51929342
>>51929525
Nah, weed is a very simple psychedelic and lisp is a very simple functional language.
>also why is python meditation? that's not even a drug.
That's the joke :)
In python you import modules and call them, which is hardly programming, but can get the same job done. In meditation, you use your mind in such a way that readily results in euphoria, which is hardly getting high, but can get the same job done.
>>51929525
Eugh, basic.
Basic is... Basic is... Tobacco, dirty and overused, has a horrible smell to it and the joy wears off really quick.
>>51927324
>>51927477
>>51927324
this is fucking stupid as shit and I know my fucking stupid drug shit fuck off
>>51927324
So what's brainfuck's drug equivalent?
>>51929342
Because python is slow and easy
DUDE
>>51929791
DPH, obviously.
>>51929969
WEED
Javascript= ExLax
>>51929599
weed is not a psychedelic.
also, how is importing modules in python different from relying on libraries/frameworks/dependencies in any other language? it's probably easier to import modules in Java, not to mention there's much more available because of the mature ecosystem. python's uniqueness is simplicity, powerful syntax, and significant white space.
>>51930241
LMAO
>>51930300
Firstly, weed is a psychedelic just like caffeine is a stimulant, just because caffeine doesn't give you saucer eyes and just because weed doesn't cause open eyed visuals (and neither does lsd at normal doses) does not change anything. Why is this this contentious for some people?
And the joke* about python is that there's a module for everything that simplifies programming right down to one or two lines. It's the joke.
If programming languages were programming languages, then JavaScript would be shit.
