If you don't own the following books, why are you even on /g/?
>International UNIX Environments
>Computer Security criteria DOD Standards
>Guide to IBM PC's
>Devil book Unix Bible
>Dragon Book Compiler Design
>NSA Trusted Networks
Don't need any of that shit because I run Kali.
>physical books
i don't know how to read
>>51887914
PHREAK
(to Cereal)
D'you bring those Crayola books?
CEREAL
Oh yeah, technicolor rainbow.
Cereal brings a book out of his bag.
CEREAL
Green one.
JOEY
What is that, what is that? Lemmie see. What
are these?
DADE
International Unix Environments.
Cereal pulls out another book.
CEREAL
Luscious orange?
Cereal hands the orange book to Phreak.
DADE
Computer security criteria, DOD standards.
Another book comes out.
DADE
The Pink Shirt Book, Guide to IBM PCs. So
called due to the nasty pink shirt the guy
wears on the cover.
Another one.
CEREAL
What's that?
DADE
Devil book. The Unix Bible.
Another one.
CEREAL
What's that?
DADE
Dragon book. Compiler design.
Cereal brings out a large red book.
CEREAL
Oh yeah? What's that?
DADE
The Red Book. NSA Trusted Networks.
Otherwise known as the Ugly Red Book that
won't fit on a shelf.
By now Phreak has made a pile of the books, and the Red
Book looks wholly out of place on the top of the pile.
>>51888124
bout time someone got it, started to lose hope in /g/
>actually reading books
i am appalled at the fact that people can look at words on paper and be entertained by it
>own
nigga what
I just come here for the memes
>>51887914
that shit is for pussies
read Advanced Programming in the UNIX Environment - Richard Stevens
fag
>>51887914
gtfo newfag
>>51887914
Because I'm a web dev, not some crazy systems or network engineer.
I also hate programming and wish to drop it as soon as I can. Give me some sweet head of UX job and I'll be happy.
>>51888751
wow. so young. so new.
>>51888188
I get your dank references anon
>>51889809
I'll have to dig up my Pink Shirt book and shit... but whatever.
