Alright /g/, you need to hire a coder for your company. As you are browsing through the applicants curriculums, you come across pic related. What do?
It's clearly a joke resume, and it got people to talk about him.
you don't even have to block his name out, he keeps it on his personal website.
The man has great references, and will go very far.
Unlike you.
Make him fizzbuzz.
>>51814993
No need to get salty, Joseph.
>>51814993
>It's clearly a joke resume
Oh boy, then you're in for a surprise. It's actually legit.
>>51814965
>favorite editor: vim
I can put up with the pony shit but straight into the trash it goes.
>galloped off to
>dabbled
triggered
>>51815012
I sincerely doubt he's actually submitting that to companies.
Lockeed Martin recruiter here. Looks like a typical resume to me. Of course we can "see" what is under the black boxes, so we have a better idea of what his capabilities are than the general public. This is definitely the kind of resume we like to see. Welcome aboard Joseph.
>>51815027
Do not underestimate the lack of social abilities from the average ponyfag.
Hire him because he's clearly has balls the size of testicles
>>51815054
Doesn't anybody?
>>51814965
Obligatory
call him for an interview. hand him a computer and see what he does. then make him a cozy office the basement.
>>51814965
Here's the uncensored version.
>>51815086
He's meant for science, not development. As expected of /g/ - dedicated shitting board, you indian monkeys can't tell a street from a toilet.
>>51814965
>>51815096
He obviously is able to pass interviews and work in teams/with people so I don't see what's wrong with him other than being a big faggot. You can't disqualify him as a candidate for that though because that's against the law.
>>51814993
you should have been on /mlp/ when we discovered this shit.
We know autism man, and that shit is 100%, home grown, autism.
>>51814965
Burn it. Burn everything it contacted. It doesn't belong in the garbage, IT NEEDS TO BE PURGED.
>>51815096
The good news is, he's just a code monkey slash webdev, he's not going to be a liability to anyone relevant.
I just dismiss it because it's merely unprofessional and I'm not an insecure judgemental bitch.
>>51814965
Hire him immediately and bump him up to senior lead before the week's out, obviously.
>>51815257
Hahaha good one!
>>51814965
>>51814965
>CS major
>>51815332
mods!
>>51814965
report him for copyright infringement and image defamation.
