I bought this
Why are they allowed to do this
The amazon page said mechanical
XD
>>51780699
ewwww
>>51780699
Why would you even buy anything that ugly?
Take a pic with timestamp
It probably said "mechanical feel" or some bollocks
>>51780756
Nope, just says mechanical. I'll take a pic in 45 mins when I get home.
>>51780753
It doesn't look that bad in person
>>51780711
It's not funny
>>51780699
>Superior performance, fast response, strong feel as mechanical keyboard,the most valuable professional athletic keyboard on the market currently
Its not our fault your reading comprehension is as bad as the chinks that wrote the item descritpion
• It is exclusive cooling gaming keyboard to offer the most comfortable gaming environment.
• High quality and brand new. Four brightness adjustment.
• Cool changeable Blue/Purple/Red backlight source.
• Subtle ergonomic design, the most subtle touch.19 keys with no breakthrough.
• Anti-skid, with stand design, you can adjust the keyboard height.
• The keycap using laser engraving technology, durable wear does not fade.
• With the led light, even at night to experience the game is quite suitable.
• More large drainage holes to be designed on the back,it is waterproof design.
• Unique S-Shaped ergonomic design, can effectively reduce fatigue and increase comfort.
• Main features: With Blue, Purple, Red Led lights, whirlwind streamline, dual-spring big spaces.
• Game exclusive optimization design, Ergonomically designed, comfortable to grip and use.
• Fashion and contemporary bright-black design of outlook is perfectly for any working space.
• The upper and lower lid and the caps are made of high strength ABS plastic.
• It can be an effective anti-violence and anti-beat frequency of use for high-intensity Gamer.
>• It can be an effective anti-violence and anti-beat frequency of use for high-intensity Gamer.
Hot diggidy dangit newegg
>>51780789
>>51780756
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00UR0V0C0/ref=yo_ii_img?ie=UTF8&psc=1
>"Mechanical USB Wired Ergonomic Gaming Keyboard"
>>51780699
>falls asleep on keyboard
>keyboard causes fever dream
>>51780815
man i love broken english specs sheets
>>51780781
No, it IS funny because you bought something without knowing anything about it. You deserve this OP :^3
>>51780820
judging by all of your purchases you make a lot od bad decisions
>>51780820
>>51780820
What processor you getting?
>>51780904
A10 7870k, already got it
>>51780901
>bad purchases
>"huhuhu u didn't get muh gaming mobo my computer is soooo much faster because of the cool pretty colors XD
>>51780875
I did research on it, there are no reviews for it or anything.
>>51780820
>those jeans
are you 43?
>>51780967
the momma jeans
>>51780937
shouldnt that motherboard not fit intel cpus?
>>51780820
>buys shitty chink keyboard
>bitches that its shitty
>>51780952
Then stop complaining fsggot. You took a chance on a no name shitty Chinese keyboard described in broken engrish and expected it to be mechanical for less than $30 and it didn't work out. You are LITERALLY an idiot.
>>51780967
>not having cool guy swag
Just kidding, they're for my 50 year old dad
>>51780985
thats not intel
>>51780985
A10
>>51780989
but I deserve a good keyboard. Who do they think they are trying to rip me off
>>51780986
I'm not bitching that it's shitty, retard, I'm bitching that is not mechanical
>>51781019
Not me
>>51781042
Not me
>>51780991
don't you dare mention his name!
>>51780699
why do people buy these shit childish looking keyboards, oh I forgot the market; a bunch of faggots like yourselves
> I AM VOLCANO RARRR
>>51781046
>>51781042
both of these are me
>>51781057
FUCK YOU. you're just mad that i can afford things that you cant
>>51781069
that was supposed to be expensive?
>posted from my t400
>>51781063
dont listen to him
>>51780699
easy they're mechanical rubber domes baka
>>51781088
>shitpad
>posted from my Macbook Pro
I only bought it cause I wanted it to look like my mom had an anal fissure in my keyboard anyway.
>>51781057
well he uses amd so hes clearly going for a volcano theme
>>51781119
NOT ME
I'm a huge cocksucking faggot who doesn't know how to research products before I buy them
sorry guys, should've included that in my op
>>51781130
NOT ME
>>51781069
poorfag detected
Seriously though, I was going for the anal fissure look
>>51781114
I was quoting you faggot but at least I have more respect for you now.
>>51781155
the volcanus anus?
I think real OP left
>>51781173
Topkek
>>51780699
hey nice keyboard op, just one question:
can it Ibe an effective anti-violence and anti-beat frequency of use for high-intensity Gamer?
>>51781114
please stop pretending to be me if you have a MacBook pro. Kill yourself
>>51781193
It's a keyboard, not a feminist's dream
>>51781135
>0 amazon reviews
>0 Newegg reviews
>0 youtube reviews
>0 consumer reviews
>>51781796
We should leave reviews in similarly broken English and exaggerate the fuck out of it
>>51780815
>Anti-skid
Why can't more keyboards have this feature?
I'd love for those fucking LOIC idiots to get booted off by their keyboard.
>>51781839
Ok. Just run it through Google translate 2 or 3 times and say it's very gewd
Why aren't you using a model m /g/?
>>51782072
I had a bludgeon a guy to death with mine yesterday, now it's in the dishwasher to get the blood off.
>>51782072
No windows key.
>>51780699
It has to be good
It says gamer right on the front
>>51782407
It's not mechanical but at least it goes fast
>>51782582
Sanic fast?
>>51782582
But it has mechanical "feel"!
Also include Cherry Tomato® Beige CX keys!
>>51782622
Would you fuck off, it doesn't say mechanical "feel" it says mechanical.
you must be a GAMER
sick GAMER gear you got there
that keyboard sure proves that you are an elite GAMER assassin.
>I spilt some fucking sodypop n rum on my keyboard, so for christmas me mum is getting me a shiny new 12$ generic black keyboard cuz im not a retarded GAMER
>>51780699
Looks like red cum streaks across it and screams false advertising. Good buy op. Don't forget to show it off in your CS go stream later tn. Get them knivesss.
Also when's your dad tucking you in tonight?seems a little late
>>51782703
I use mine in blue mode
>>51780984
fucking saved
>>51782821
Hot. How many key caps can you stuff up your ass?
>>51782662
It's $26, has no reviews, and the description is written in broken English. Were you seriously expecting not to be disappointed?
pretty damn ugly keyboard you got there
nice thread
did i just ban myself trying to meme
>>51782985
I didn't expect a top of the line keyboard, artist, I expected a mechanical keyboard
>>51783278
I'm glad this is just another shitty bait thread, fucking kek I bet there really are people this retarded out there
>>51783320
>I'm going to call you retarded because I said something dumb
>>51780952
well you review it and send back.
and you knew nothing about it when you ordered so pretty much deserved.
>>51781784
I lol'd. ggwp
I know you were expecting something else but honestly 25 dollar keyboard isn't bad with a few of those features. I used a k120 that was 20 bucks for like 3 years and never bitched or whined. I just got a mechanical and I can say the key rollover is nice but paying out the ass to hear clack clack isn't worth.
>>51782072
>2 key rollover
No thanks, I need to press 4 keys at a time for shortcuts
>>51780937
But... You followed that exact reasoning and picked a burnt rice keyboard...
>>51783656
What do I do? Does amazon have a good refund system or is it not worth the hassle
>>51784164
I got it because it is normally like $75 on amazon but on cyber monday sale so I though it would be a real mechanical keyboard
>>51780937
Says the fucking moron who bought the ugliest, brightest, riciest keyboard there ever was.
>>51785128
Calm down anon
>>51781152
>implying poorfag
>8Gb RAM
>no idea what hes buying
>Win10
>no information about GPU
>probably GTX Titan because hes just maximum retarded
At least I'm not fucking stupid you moron.
>>51780699
>muh gaming products
>>>/v/
That thing is ugly as fuck, kill youself
>>51781027
I bet you'd also believe a chink 2TB flash drive
As Dennis Ritchie once said:
" Anyone who would willingly buy a keyboard that is that fucking ugly should just consider themselves lucky they didn't receive a keyboard shaped box full of shit. "
Words to live by.
>>51785803
Bruh it literally says Surface right there.
>>51780699
I thought it was covered in dry cum stains from the thumb nail
>>51785803
>surface
You are very stupid desu
>>51788716
If your cum is red please see a doctor
>>51787607
Why would I do that? A name brand 2tb hdd is like $75
>>51787135
>I'm very upset
Keyboards are technology senpai
>>51780699
dont lie, you only bought it because of the le epic design
go back /v/ you shitstain
>>51788883
>red
I see orange
>>51780820
>>51780937
>he bought AMD in 2014.94
In all seriousness though, can I ask why?
>>51780820
How's that wall mount treating you?
>>51788883
>Keyboards are technology senpai
No shit
I never said they aren't, just said that your keyboard looks like shit
>he's not a novahot decker
You can just frag right off before I download myboot.exe into your mainframe, chummer
why would you pay money dir something that ugly
>>51791508
I paid your mom last night and she's ugly.
>>51780699
>The amazon page said mechanical
And they were right. Rubber domes are mechanical.
In fact, everything involving buttons of any sort is mechanical.
There are no non-mechanical keyboards currently in existence.
>but "mechanical keyboards" is a subset of keyboards that have sw-
Yes, but also it just so happens that it shares its name with a descriptor preceding "keyboard" and every scammer worth their money will abuse it.
Should have picked a better name.
![windows8-touch-keyboard[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZlYp4IK.jpg "windows8-touch-keyboard[1].jpg")
>>51791560
>no non-mechanical keyboards
>>51780967
Please don't discourage it. I like when straights make it easy to avoid them.
I'm trying to get my first mechanical on Amazon and the first ones that come up are £80+ "Gaming keyboards".
What's the best make of mechanical keyboard that won't cost a ton?
And I actually do play a ton of games, stupid question, but it won't interfere with that will it?
