Hello /g/ im genuinely interested what yould you pick here:
1 night with the girl (she will do anything you ask) or take the hardware?
1 night with girl, have her rob a store and steal more hardware than what's pictured.
I'm a 26-year-old kissless virgin so I'll take the hardware. I'd hate to break the streak now.
>>51772816
Who is this phenom demon?
>>51772836
>wanting a shit mechanical hard drive, only 500 GB no less
>wanting AMD
>wanting a micro atx rig
>>51772856
I don't really like Logitech shit either. Besides some of the mice. It's just a matter of the streak to be honest.
I already have a good pc couldn't give a shit about more specs
>AMD
yeah, I'm going to take the girl.
>>51772886
Nobody said you had to demand the girl do anything sexual. In fact it was only you that even implied it - which in turn implies that you DO want to break the streak.
(btw 28.5 y/o virgin here)
>>51772816
Hardware. I need something to play my vidya on and to shitpost professionally from.
>>51772845
>phenom
>clearly a bulldozer
>>51772816
>FX Black
>R9 gfx card
>Mechanical Disk
>460W PSW
Neither, the girl and the hardware are supreme casual
Hey did you guys see that news story?
>>51772816
The hardware is shit so I would take the girl.
>shit hardware
taking the girl
>>51772816
The woman. Pure computers are becoming obsolete due to smart phones, game consoles and the like.
>>51772816
The girl isn't even that great, but the hardware is pretty shit-tier. So the girl.
>>51772816
>have a gf
>have better hardware
>gf's pc has better hardware
>girl looks like gf of a close friend
i'd take the lamp
My girlfriends desktop has better specs than that shit.
>>51772963
gf + girl = threesome tho
>>51772963
>not keking your friend
step it up senpai
>270
>that cpu
>that skeleton face she has going on
lol
>>51772816
Fuck computers I'll take the girl every time...
>>51772816
I already have better hardware so I guess the girl
I have no idea how people are looking at that young lady can say she not that good looking. She's gorgeous and I'd take the girl out any day over materials.
Is that liquor included? Imma need to be smashed to assemble that hardware
>>51772816
The girl, as I already have a better PC. Plus tfwnogf.
>>51773043
>tipping
>>51772816
>AMD
I'll take the girl please.
/g/ retarded as always
take HW, sell the meme gaymen RAMs and get a private hooker (uni students are really desperate for money nowadays) for 2x1 hour (2 evenings).
sell everything else you dont want for a profit. inb4 Herpes. Sry we dont have this american illness over here.
>>51772816
I'm not into casual relationships, but I don't need the rig either, so a movie and dinner with the gril will do.
>>51772963
>gf
>have a
jej
>>51772816
Can't I just date her ?
>>51773182
Sure but only for 1 night.
A night with the girl.
That hardware is way worse than my current tower in every way, so I don't care about it.
>>51773182
>rest of 4chan sees holes to exploit
>/g/ and /r9k/ see a meal ticket
>>51773086
lol or you could just order the girl to rob people, you have complete control over her for a night
>>51772816
>girl
>>51772963
this desu
>>51773209
I want to know what love is, anon.
Well the girl obviously.
All that hardware is shit.
>>51772816
>she will do anything you ask
Ask for better hardware, obviously. Her face looks pretty gross, what the fuck is wrong with her eyes and nose? No symmetry at all.
>amd cpu
Hey baby tbqh
>>51772816
>choose girl
>have sex
>she will do anything I ask
>tell her to buy me a better PC
>>51772816
Both the girl and the hardware are mediocre.
If it was just one night I would take the hardware, if she would be my cum dumpster for a year or something I would choose the girl.
>>51772816
I have a 970, a better kbm, and I think maybe the same processor, and I have a gf. I'll take neither, thanks.
>>51772816
>Radeon
>amd
>Logitech keyboard
LOL
Ok now that I've rustled some jimmies, I'd prolly just take the hardware and go home to my wife, or ask for better hardware like that other guy said
>>51772816
Take the girl, have her assemble the hardware and give it to me
>>51772943
>>51772856
Lol this
>>51772816
>take hardware
>sell hardware
>hook up with facebook slut of your choice and apply a fuck flatrate for the aquired money
I'd take the girl.
Even though my hardware isn't great, it's miles better than that heap of shit.
>>51772816
>gigabyte
>radeon
>corsair
>amd
I'll take the girl, thanks.
>>51772929
>>51772936
>>51772943
>>51772954
>>51773021
Twist: girl is OP
>>51773542
>girls
>on the internet
>>51772816
the girl cuz i aint a pussy ass beta bitch faggit.
fuck electronicz. i want muh dik wet. i'll leave computers and programming. become a dudebro just to fuk the bitch.
>>51772816
The girl for 20 minutes per day until all fucking sessions reach a night duration.
>>51772903
>Thinking he's talking about the CPU
Kek detected. Stop clopping kid and use your fucking eyes.
>>51772816
I'd take the hardware, sell it and use that money to fund prostitutes for many nights
the girl, just so we can hold hands
Me and a cuter grill fuck on the regular.
My PC barely runs rust at minimal.
I would take AMD rig, fuck it.
>>51772816
I already have a gf so the hardware.
>>51773605
And here we have the most fucked up motherfucker in this thread.
Fucking savage.
>>51773598
>being interested in women
>not having ascended into magedom
>being this much of a pleb that cares about the opposite sex
I bet you have a facebook account too, faglord.
>>51772816
>she will do anything you ask
Simply ask: Stay with me forever.
Bam.
>>51772816
>amd
Does she have a cute penis perchance?
Hardware, sell for a high quality onahole.
>>51773653
or a high class hooker
>>51772816
>qt grill vs shit hardware
Tough question anon...
>>51773660
High class hookers are an oxymoron.
>>51773671
what is meant by high class hooker is that you spend money to fuck a bitch like pic a real hooker from my city backpage.
compared to your typical ugly hood bitch who is usually a 4-6/10
>>51772816
Neither, assuming she's the idiot who bought that crap.
>take hw
>sell hw
>buy proper whore
>>51773605
awww that's so cute!
>>51773807
lurk moar
>>51773755
That's higher mid class at best, buddy
>>51773862
she may not meet your standard but at least you know where i'm going at. i'd buy the high class hooker.
Don't need anymore shitty hardware clogging up my place.. I'll take her for a night and give her a good seeing too.
I'm gay, but that hardware is shit. I'm not sure what I'd do.
>>51773975
get hardware. sell it. buy suicide mechanism and kill yourself you fucking faggot.
>>51772816
my computer is better than that hardware.
>>51772816
Take the girl of-course. Her organs are worth much, much more than the parts. Plus shit taste is evident in these PC parts.
Since she'd let me do anything I want to her, I'd take her kidneys, liver, heart (its main tubes included) and eyes.
Then I'll sell them, and buy a computer with 2 Xeons and 4 Tesla GPUs
And I'll laugh at the fools who picked the parts.
>>51774066
underage b&
>>51774066
wasting all that money on a fucking xeon and tesla
jesus christ fucking retard. i'd use that money to buy a fucking house. will make it easier to live NEET when you only have to worry about property taxes.
>>51774066
Edgiest shit I've read all day.
The hardware is shite and the girl's not even that attractive, I'd probably take the hardware and sell it.
>>51774132
>buy a fucking house
enjoy your plebian thought you mere serif
Choice between jail or housefire, I'll choose neither every time.
>>51772816
just gimme one night with the hardware
>>51773542
L O N D O N
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D
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>>51773266
Underrated,
also,
>checked
Even that outdated GPU is worth 2x her pussy, so the choice is clear.
>>51774066
>eyes
>>51772816
Hardware. Gay as is and in a relationship
>>51772816
WHY ARE SO MANY THREADS ABOUT SEX? NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Easy, the girl. Look at her face, she's a prude vanilla, it would be so satisfying to smash her unrelentlessly and do fetish shit with her
I'm a 25-year-old virgin and that hardware is outdated, so I'm somewhat inclined to pick the girl.
>>51772816
she's not very good looking, i'd take the hardware desu senpai
>>51772816
>(she will do anything you ask)
Lame. I want her to *enjoy* anything I ask. Grow up and learn how to women.
Also, I have better hardware than that already.
>>51772816
Night with the girl
Go shopping and force her to buy me better hardware
I would take the hardware, I already have a wife.
>>51774319
>being a c.uck
>>51774339
kek
>>51772816
i`m a technology illiterate and a true man, so i would fuck the girl until my cock become unresponsive, then use my fingers, then my tongue.
>>51772816
>the equipment is meh
>the girl is sorta meh (Linda Mainz tier)
think I'll just order a pizza and play FO4 on my PS4
>>51772816
OP, I'd have to take the hardware.
I'm still not rich and could sell it. I couldn't sell the girl legally.
>>51772816
>AMD CPU
I'll take the girl
To be honest. The hardware. I have a 5820k/16gb/gtx980 build right now. But I also have a girlfriend I'm planning on sticking with for the foreseeable future. I'll just give it to her because she's a ps4 normie.
She doesn't even understand my memes. Maybe I should take the girl instead...
>>51772816
1 night with girl. the price for the hardware is in nowhere near than what i would have to pay to do the things i's like to do to that girl...
>>51772816
Even if you pay a prostitute for a girlfriend experience, she probably still won't kiss you on the mouth and you'd have to use rubbers.
So having that girl submit to any of your desires for a full night... You might not even get that from a girlfriend.
definitely worth way more than the crappy hardware shown.
>>51772816
>1 night with the girl (she will do anything you ask)
awesome, threesome with her sister, no brainer
>>51773989
>suicide mechanism
Kek
>>51774446
>Even if you pay a prostitute for a girlfriend experience, she probably still won't kiss you on the mouth and you'd have to use rubbers.
No
GFE = kissing on the mouth and bareback blow jobs + cum on body or face or in mouth
Most of the girls also do bareback fucking as well, if you're good looking and look clean. And some do anal as well.
I don't need a more powerful PC, I want to fuck!
If you offered a full body augmentation though...
I already have a better PC than this ; I would make her do meth or something....
>>51772816
>AMD shit
The girl.
>>51772816
The lady
ill start by truning up the heat and have her workout(severe sweat fetish)
>>51774600
>>Lady
Goddammit
>>51774600
>The lady
Hardware even though it's shit
>>51772816
take stuff
sell it
???
profit
>>51774600
>>51774671
>>51774685
kek
but yeah. any of you also had sex after the bitch has been sweating as fuck? major turn on. its like her pheromones get enhanced by the open pores.
>>51774878
>any of you also had sex
n-no...
Thats a piss poor build, like worth $500. I'd rather have her instead she can keep the computer so we can borh have builds.
>>51772816
I already have better hardware so night with the girl ez
>>51772816
WHERE DOES SHE LIVES
>>51772816
Who is this semen demon?
>>51775434
dayum girl! post tits!
>>51772816
the girl
and do a threesome with my gf
>>51772816
I would take the hardware thanks i already have my hands my waifu and my onahole.
>>51775434
Years? That PC is already outdated while it's still in the box.
>>51775434
dayum girl!
>>51775434
i bet you are fat
>>51772816
That trash build yeah I'll take the girl and I'm gay...
>>51772816
Who is this semen demon?
These specs are absolutely shit. Anyone who doesn't choose the girl is a fucking faggot.
>fx processor
No thanks.
>>51775535
pics or not true
Them parts are shite, hardly got any resell value and plus im quite rich so I'll take the woman.
The hardware, because I'm still running a single core 1.86ghz Celeron M 440 laptop with 1.5 gigs of RAM, and a 70GB drive.
>>51775570
so you are a whore? that's cool
Take everything except shitty gpu and shitty wireless keyboard + shitty mouse shitty combo, spend 2/8th of a night (2 hours) with girl.
>Fuck girl for 2 hours
>Win
>Sell all that shitty shit
>Upgrade own rig with good hardware
>Win
>>51775535
holy fuck you really are fucking landwhale.
my girl weighs in at around 110-111 lbs
Im gonna take the girl
>>51772816
>hardware
>sell it all
>with 200€ made off it hire an high class escort for a couple of hours
>keep the rest
Nothing. It's AMD, I don't want to get involved with that kind of shit.
>>51775591
>200
>high class
Confirmed for underage
>>51775613
i can pay you for anal sex, not for pics
>>51773384
>Sells hardware for $500
Could I get your attention for a second m'lady, just wanted to tell you that I'm rich and single.
>0 attention because ugly as all hell
Kek'd
>>51775621
I hope you realize that if you are paying more than 100-150 per hour you are getting ripped off m8.
>>51774212
Wtf a kidney is worth $262k? Would anyone be interested in one of mine?
>>51773605
That's the gayest thing I've seen all year and I browse gay porn sites. No homo
>>51774383
>Cock -> fingers -> tongue
>>51775691
its not that easy. you have to find a black market buyer. and once you make it alive by talking to sketchy as fuck people and convincing them you are not a COP
you have to pray they dont fuck you over. shoot you and steal your organs anyway.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT BULLSHIT even if they go legit. you still have to pray the backyard """"Doctor""""" has somewhat of an idea to know what he's doing so you dont get fucked from the operation.
other than all that shit your golden. start talking to your local drug pusher. and work your way up
>>51773958
>thrashs her at monopoly
>>51774486
>bareback blow jobs
>>51772816
>she will do anything you ask
all i want is a qt girl who will love me and cuddle with me
>>51772816
Take the hardware
So much gays in this thread...so this is the power of /g/ huh?
>>51775749
Couldn't you just find some rich people who need a kidney and legitimately sell it? And live very healthily for the 3-4 months before the operation.
>>51775761
yuh bruh don't you use dental dams to be honest family
>>51775803
Also easier said than done.
You would have to hang around hospitals and loiter/solicit months and wait for the richfags to show themselves. Might even have to do some minor illegal shit to get to know who really needs the kidney etc. etc. COPS are always posted at hospitals.
You can't even go to a hospital and ask them. They'll tell you to fuck off because morals and donation only.
>>51772816
I'd give up all options and tip my fedora and ask her to go out to coffee with me in hopes of making something last.
Because I am a true /g/entooman
>>51772816
The girl.
I'd ask her to assassinate Trump for /pol/ tears.
>>51775641
I hope you're not actually paying dirty skanks for aids?
>>51775859
You just have to ask if anyone is in need of a kidney, they'll probably set up an apointment for some tests, tell you to eat this, do that and come back in x months, after x months they might've already found a patient who needs one. Ask to see patient, ask how much he/she's prepared to pay. Try this at multiple hospitals and find the richest patient.
???
Profit
>>51775613
>profit
kike
>>51774486
Safe for booty eating? Even if it was I would still doubt it.
>>51775727
Are you saying you've never had a girl suck your dick and then make out with her? What are you, some kind of fag?
>>51775803
Selling organs is illegal bruh
>gigabyte MB
>logitech M+keyboard combo
>500GB harddrive
No thanks familia
>>51775641
That'll get you barely acceptable pussy at most.
>>51775822
SPEAK
ENGLISH
JESUS H CHRIST
>>51775785
It's super budget crap though? Fucking 2.5" drive?
>>51772825
Underrated post.
>>51772816
That hardware looks pretty boring desu. Maybe the grill would be more interesting to work with.
>>51775535
how u doin'
>>51775570
asl? :^)
>>51772816
>grill is meh
>hardware is amd
I'd take the hard drive, maybe the case & keyboard.
>>51772816
KV 30+ Wizard
Hardware
she can keep the keyboard though, even I'm not that autistic to use a wireless kb with that stupid layout.
>>51772816
Why not both? Take the hardware, sell it, and buy a nice looking hooker with change to spare.
But thats advice for /g/, I really dont need help to get nice girls
>>51772816
Selling all that subpar hardware could probably net me around 400~500€, which means 2~3 hookers, depending on how long.
Of course I'd get the money for the hookers, the girl is just as mediocre as the hardware there.
>>51772836
Shit I'm only 23 and I already think about the "sunk cost" of obtaining wizard status in 7 years.
That said, lol AMD I'd take the grill every day.
>>51772816
Is op genuinely retarded? An ugly bitch like that would probably only charge like $200 for a "night"
If you want the whore, take the hardware, sell it and hire a fucking better quality whore.
>>51776391
Too far. Sorry. But good luck running from those russian missiles.
>>51776397
Dude what? She's hot as fuck. And doesn't look like a whore, so I doubt she'd agree to any non-ridiculous amount of money.
>>51776418
For now.
>>51775584
underage and b& or overage and v&
>>51772892
this
>>51776496
Ayy bb u in 4 sum deep emotional connection?
>>51776397
>that girl
>ugly
wtf man
Haven't gotten laid for about a year or so but still, mediocre willing female///shitty amd hardware..hmmm
Well free hardware to mess around, with even if crap
Already got a better rig than that piece of shit so I'd take the girl
>(she will do anything you ask)
Take the girl and ask her to give you the hardware.
Then cuddle the rest of the night with her because sex before marriage is wrong.
>>51776630
Marriage is wrong
Take the girl and trade her in at Gamestop
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>>51775457
Pleb taste - she is literally Reddit tier
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>>51775473
Patrician taste
>>51774600
Hello Reddit
>>51775533
Wew
>>51772963
Underrated post
>>51774399
>>51775518
Based
oh man OP. I had that same mobo on my first budget build. it was shit!!!
I could boot an ISo in AHCI mode which means i couldn't install an OS in ahci mode i had to change it
It also would not boot from flash drive no matter what.so, I had to always burn to disc and take it off AHCI mode. not a huge deal but when you're using linux it is!! I use windows now so i never reinstal.l
>>51776702
The face of autism
>>51776727
>If a post quotes more than three posts, it's a certified shitpost.
>>51776702
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>>51776702
Great post!! Upvote!
>>51772816
grill and make her buy better hardware.
>>51772816
>take the girl
>whore her out
>get cash
>use it to buy decent hardware
>>51776066
So is the girl. At least the hardware would last longer and give me more profits, in addition to that I ain't a cheater
>>51772816
I'd take the girl ! She's hot.
>>51776858
>implying you will make lots of money with her in a night
You are a virgin, right?
>AMD FX, probably a 6300
>R7 270x
I'll take the gril. That pleb build isnt even one day's pay.
>>51777776
>off by one
just kill you'reself my man
>>51772816
Probably sex her t.b.h
Of course the girl. This hardware is shit.
>>51772816
Shit between her and the hardware I'd take that hardware and get it broken in.
>>51772816
Eh. I have a decent computer. But I've never been with a woman.
I'll go with the woman. Might as well. If anything it might be a interesting memory.
>>51774212
>>51774066
>Le organ black market exists meme
Read your facts up guys. Organ theft is extremely rare and on isolated cases. There's not a "market" for it because it's completely impracticable.
>>51777872
How old are you?
>>51777903
23.
>>51774878
>like her pheromones get enhanced by the open pores
That's a good candidate for a scientific explanation of it, yes.
Everyone be like
> hardware is shit
> so, girl.
Seriously? She's actually cute
>>51777986
Na-huh, she's clearly an 8/10 and I only do select supermodels.
>>51772816
can you really run a 270x with a 460w psu or did she don goof'd?
>>51777916
Not too bad, I got laid at 21. Put your chin up, Lift some weights, and live man.
>>51778047
I think you can, if it's not a shit tier brand.
>>51777986
Yeap , she is very fucking cute, but if it was good hardware in the long term it would be way way more advantageous than the girl.
The girl would give me pleasure with the girl for 1 night, a good pc would give me productivity and enjoyment for the next few years.
>>51772816
The girl, she's beautiful.
>>51778066
Nah man. I had my chance in high school. I'm full NEET now.
>>51772816
None
At least make it a 280X, you miserable fuck.
>>51778142
Nah bro just got to get positive. Sex isn't everything but it is great. Just got to push yourself to try and be the best you can.
>>51772816
Whats this like $400 worth of HW? I wouldn't use this shit if you paid me.
Can I just give the redhead to my friend that would suspend her from the ceiling violate her continually? I don't stick my dick in crazy
>>51778181
Eh.
I mean. I don't really care tall that much about losing my virginity or wanting a gf or anything like that. I just wish I had a job.
One night with the girl... getting married in saudi arabia. Girl forever. Girl is mine.
I don't play video games
>>51772825
>women
>good at stealing things
>able to carry large amounts of hardware
>>51772816
Shit hardware, so girl.
Ok guys.
Gril or the computer. Same rules from the OP apply.
>>51772816
>amdshit
>mechnical drive
Yeah no, I'll take the girl.
... she would never be the same again after I'm done either... oh yes
>>51778283
Shitskin, so I'll go with the hardware.
>>51778283
step 1. Have guys buy you all the parts.
step 2. Have some guy come over and build it for you.
step 3. Fake a phone call and go out drinking with your friends to hook up with a hot guy that you are actually attracted to.
step 4. Post about how you built your own computer on the 5 social media sites you use.
the grill obviously
>>51772816
the hardware desu senpai
even if it is shitty itd be fun throwing it together
The hardware. I'm a homo and while she's real pretty I'd rather sell the stuff and get some free money.
>with a girl
GAY
>>51772836
Hang in there, 4 more years!
The girl don't need crap amd products
I'm not sure why, but I have no interest in sex. I'm not asexual since I like porn, but having sex with a person doesn't appeal to me at all.
I'd take the hardware. It's not great, but it would be an upgrade.
>bunch of great hardware vs.
>fugly chick
I'd choose the hardware even if I was an Intelfag.
>>51772816
Seeing as thats a "girl" the hardware. Definitely.
That hardware is weak ass fuck, no better than my current rig so I'd take the girl and finally lose my virginity I guess.
the hardware is fucking garbage
>>51772816
the girl duh I don't want some retarded shitty poorfag pc that's half as powerful and three times as ugly as my current one
punk ass nigga
>>51772825
>take the girl
>rent her out for the biggest and worst gang bang party anybody has seen
>buy better hardware with the dosh I made
And yes prostitution is legal here so no worries
>>51772816
i'll take the girl.
>she does everything i want
jackpot.
