Literally why would anyone need this?
They don't. Its for aesthetics. Floss is comes in cheap disposable containers that don't mesh well with granite counter tops. Water picks are fairly big and bulky.
>>51671799
I want you to pick turd out of my anus
Just another "smart" thing for dumb people, nothing to see here.
That's what kickstarter is for anon, people ask the very question you just asked and if they like the product it gets backed
I'm more amazed that every single donator on average donated $50 for that piece of shit
>>51671818
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>No social networking component.
>Doesn't tweet your floss progress.
>No gamification.
Tossed.
And the problem of dispensing the correct amount was solved quite simply by one brand I bought once. It simply changed the relative appearance of the floss every n-inches. so you knew to cut there.
>>51671757
Because I don't want to have to measure 18 inches of floss every night.
>>51672440
I bet they aren't even selling for a loss.
Who do they think they are?
46k for a floss machine...
>>51672490
>a
They aren't just making one Anon.
>>51672490
I wonder who gets to keep it?!
>>51671757
We're at the start of a new dotcom bubble, only this time "smart" is the word you append to your product name to rake in the venture capital shekels.
but does the firmware run on F/LOSS?
>>51672530
>it's not a huge social experiment to see if everyone who backed it can share one single floss dispenser
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Why would anyone use conventional floss anyway, when these are superior in every fucking way?
>>51675050
Those don't get behind the bar on the back of my bottom-row front teeth, so I have to use regular floss
>>51675050
they break way too easily
DUDE DOES VERTICALLY INTEGRATE WITH THE CYBER CLOUD INFRASTRUCTURE THOUGH?
>>51675050
They seem rather wasteful, and what genuine benefit do they offer if you're not an elderly arthritic who has trouble reaching their back teeth?
Just a small addition to the large number of advancements that will move our idea of "normal" to the future. Just imagine a home filled with all these "smart" technologies.
>>51671818
Here you go...
>>51675174
Yes just imagine all those glorious vulnerabilities ripe for exploiting.
>tfw it's 2019 and I pivot into a business accounting subnet via exploiting a vulnerability in their urinals.
It truly will be a magical day.
NSA: IF YOU ARE READING I MEAN AS A CONTRACTED PEN-TESTER OF COURSE.
>>51675166
I use mine more than once ofc.
Also they offer the same convenience as cutlery, basically they are to floss as cutlery is to eating with your hands, desu senpai
>>51672440
>>No social networking component.
>>Doesn't tweet your floss progress.
>>No gamification.
I didn't know I wanted this in my life
>>51675261
>I use mine more than once ofc.
>>51675337
nigger just use some alcohol or peroxide. not even that guy, but that's not really disgusting. they just wear out really easily.
>>51675337
well, I'm a keked, environmentally conscious, communist Swede. so that might explain some of it
>>51675378
Floss is one of the smelliest things on the planet after use. What do you to do maintain double-usage?
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/charlielyne/make-the-censors-watch-paint-drying
I enjoy it for its sheer simplicity and stupitiy. Stuplicity, if you will.
>>51675385
>Floss is one of the smelliest things on the planet after use
not everyone has your shitty cheetos/mountain dew diet anon
will there be any flavor dlc's?
XENA, GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN
>>51675385
I just rinse it and keep it in a shot glass with a bit of chlorhexidine in it
>>51675479
Looked good in the video. Cleaning it would be a bit tedious.
>>51675166
My fingers don't lose circulation
>>51675050
>Not using this
>>51675427
EA doesn't use kickstarter.
>>51671757
>this shit with no special features gets funded
>devices to help blind people dont
fuck this world
>>51671799
(and don't work)
>>51675138
yes
everything runs on node.js btw :^)
>>51675028
kek'd
>>51672262
>every single donator on average
do you even know what any of those words mean?
>flossing
i have never flossed in my life and my teeth are 100% healthy
>>51675166
I always thought they should make a stainless one of these with clamps that have teeth inside them to hold floss that you load from a regular dispenser reel. Less waste than throwing away all those plastic frames. Would anyone buy it?
>>51678272
i blame tumblr tbqh famm
>>51675180
I don't like heated seats. A cold toilet seat is a sign that someone else hasn't just had their bare ass where yours is.
>>51675479
That was pretty good.
>>51678357
It's actually correct.
1/10 made me reply
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfcVgz7gY6o&index=3&list=PLpclVninnGnsiqpcZXiCQFOF34J8HG5iV
>>51675479
>bolo no cutco
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2124645733/erik-drinks-wine-and-gets-a-haircut
Not technology, but
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/charlielyne/make-the-censors-watch-paint-drying
>>51679040
epic :^)
>>51672467
This. I hate it when I don't pull enough floss and have to do it again.
Also if it tells you how much floss is left because it's hard to tell with regular floss packaging until you're out so you need to have spare floss on hand always.
>>51678961
What dumb motherfuckers backed this trash?
Anyone have that magic stick one?
>strongest memory
>8gb ram, pay extra and you can have 4gb total ram
>aerodynamic design
I will always laugh at that
>>51671757
>flossing
useless, unless you're a retard who doesn't know how to use a toothbrush
>>51679120
he has 60k subs so probably them
https://youtu.be/k1Q195LTeNM
>>51679124
What?
>>51672262
I would bet 10,000$ was payed by a single donator which is the startup itself to fake interest in their product.
>>51679136
enjoy your gum disease, senpai.
>>51679525
Never had any problems with my teeth. I brush 3 times a day, use mouthwash 4-5 times and go to dentist every year.
>>51679136
Jamming the bristles between your teeth is not the proper way to use a toothbrush.
>>51679213
I believe it was on indiegogo.
A bunch of curries were looking for funding for an Intel stick with the dodgiest ad. Wag obviously a scam.
>>51679662
Like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkcOU9v7LhI
>>51675399
Holy shit my sides.
>>51678831
It is a completely different type of heat.
And in Japan where many homes lack central heat, it is welcome either way.
![brilliant[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HYsTXVI.jpg "brilliant[1].jpg")
>>51679040
>>51678281
I use very cheap floss, the dispenser works perfectly. It's hygenic, cuts the floss 10/10, etc.
Stop buying shit products?
>>51679657
>Jamming
Hardly.
You brush both sides of your teeth and the bristles can get in between. You should also use a soft brush, no reason to use medium or hard ones.
>>51678881
I find these videos very sad.
Like the one you linked.
> People like this think they can change anything
> People like this think they are smarter
> People like this think other cannot spot the blatant scam
etc etc.
it's kinda like feminsts.
both make me sad.
>>51679816
That only works if your teeth are really, really loose.
Like your mum. I guess it runs in the family.
>>51679827
Check your privilege.
>>51675479
it's a fucking pizza cutter
>>51679836
it only doesn't work if you're using a toilet brush. it's common among your kind to use it as toothbrush, I guess..
>>51679689
Holy shit that's the exact one!
Thank you anon.
>>51679983
I love how normies buy into those stupid scams because of those selling points
>8gb ram - strongest memory
Wow! Strongest memory, that's gotta be important right? And 3D 'games and movies'!
>>51679995
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/magicstick-most-powerful-pc-stick-8gb-ram#/story
>aerodynamics
This will always make me laugh.
>>51680036
>no fan
>cool air enters from one end and hot air gets pumped out from the other
>>51680036
I want to see them explain how it is pumped.
>>51671757
At least it's an actual product and not someone asking money to rummage through a dumpster.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1049450792/the-dumpster-project/description
>>51679689
>>51679662
Just google'd it, apparently it's got 1000% of the funds it asked for.
So their scam worked. Still not seeing how it's a scam though, just something simple for tech retards.
I never get why people fund projects 10 times over their goal and then blame them for running away with 80% of the money
it's like
>bro, can I get 2 bucks for a drink
>sure, wait no, here's 100 bucks, for you
>wow, neat
>WHAT YOU ONLY SPENT 2 BUCKS ON A DRINK WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER 98 I GAVE YOU
>>51678881
I find this presenter insufferable and amusing at the same time.
>>51680105
it isn't a scam per se, just a bunch of lies and half truths to market a really simple product nowhere near the money its being paid for
who really cares though, normies can be dumb with their tech, makes the world go around
>>51680114
kek this
>Person promises certain project for certain amount of money
>Receives ten times that much money and is left with a whole lot of cash while shit out of ideas
>>51680105
Nah, /g/ was all over that.
Apparently they fund themselves to make it look successful and trick others into funding it.
>>51680118
Yeah, he's pretty fucking crude, but I kinda like that.
I think this is my favorite one so far:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10dXoG4RKAY
The potato salad kickstarter will always come to my mind.
>$75 Stretch goal - Pizza party!
