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>>51540022
http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/former-apple-worker-37-jailed-for-causing-15000-worth-of-damage-to-luxury-flat-by-storing-excrement-and-urine-there-for-three-months-34237410.html
>A FORMER Apple worker was jailed for 12 months for causing €15,000 worth of damage to a luxury Cork flat by storing his excrement and urine in bottles, bags and boxes around the property over a three month period.
>>51540022
7/10
I laughed
>>51540037
>/r9k/ was not joking all this time
wew lads
>>51540037
Jesus Christ
>>51540037
DESIGNATED
>>51540037
I...
I...
wut
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>>51540037
Holy crap, the title doesn't do this piece justice
>>51540415
>>51540037
Oh god why.
>The excrement had seeped through the floor-boards of the flat and officials were worried it may have entered other parts of the complex.
Gardai were first notified when a neighbour became very concerned about a foul smell emanating from Mr Kummer's flat.
>The scene inside the flat was so graphic, with excrement smeared on walls, floors and even the ceiling, that gardai initially feared "something untoward had happened."
>But an investigation revealed that the German national, who moved to Ireland in 2009, had been storing his faeces in various containers around the flat for over three months.
>seeped
>>51540465
how did he get apple products to seep into floor boards?
>>51540465
>smeared
>seeped
EVEN THE FUCKING CEILING
>>51540465
>Kummer
The german word for "sadness", ladies and gentlemen...
>>51540037
RIP my sides.
>>51540415
>Holy crap
Yes...I do believe you're right this time, Anon.
>>51540037
Why didn't he eat it, like they tell their customers?
>>51540037
>>51540037
PEE PEE
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>>51540037
Someone give us the link of Jed, the shit roommate keeper
>>51540465
>... that the German national ...
>German
Ah. Now it all makes sense.
>>51540772
There you go
http://www.wyseguys.com/blag/shitty-roommate/meet-jed/
>>51540037
I knew pissbottles were a thing but seriously, what the fuck.
Still think jail is quite harsh though.
>>51540984
Having your feces rotting away in the presence of others is dangerous. It wouldn't be much of a problem if he could actually contain his piss and shit instead of having it everywhere.
>>51541032
Pretty sure this is the purpose of sanitation.
Maybe he got told so hard about being an applefag he literally got burned.
